The Ladies Room II

[Tauriainen]

ok, i'd use an almost 20 year old for sex

Why? Once do I reach a certain age am I going to forget how to do/ use Sex?
I just hope Sex is like a bike (Pun intended? Up to you).

Well Bets, I am good Massages. I have faithful believers ask around. If you need some help ........ for Massages too.

Take care.

[Camacho]

i have a very important question


this girl right
i like her
some body told her
she freaked because we didnt really know each other
but shes cool so she doesnt like not talk to me
shes cool she didnt trip
was just shocked that i liked her before "not knowing any thing about her"
any ways
we talk more now
we are considered friends
im not sure if shes giving me tips on what to do with my life
so i can be more presentable to her
know what i mean?
any ways after reading that i need to ask some thing
is there a way i can ask her if she ever sees us being more than friends without offending her? because i dont really want to ask but i want to know

[ZomB]

why dont you just be honest with her? honesty is the best policy    just tell her that youre interested in getting to know her better and ask if you can take her out to get to know her better or something....


HOMER!!! ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU NEW YEARS!!!! or should i say when you get your hands on me? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[alterego]

ok, i'd use an almost 20 year old for sex

Why? Once do I reach a certain age am I going to forget how to do/ use Sex?
I just hope Sex is like a bike (Pun intended? Up to you).

Well Bets, I am good Massages. I have faithful believers ask around. If you need some help ........ for Massages too.

Take care.

gawd, i hope its like riding a bike, otherwise i'm in for trouble

[Acacia]

I'm always cold, brrrr.

[Tauriainen]

HOMER!!! ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU NEW YEARS!!!! or should i say when you get your hands on me? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

Why does this quote mixed with this one ..

ok, i'd use an almost 20 year old for sex

Why? Once do I reach a certain age am I going to forget how to do/ use Sex?
I just hope Sex is like a bike (Pun intended? Up to you).

Well Bets, I am good Massages. I have faithful believers ask around. If you need some help ........ for Massages too.

Take care.

gawd, i hope its like riding a bike, otherwise i'm in for trouble

Seem to go together rather well?


Ok Betsy. I will ride that bicyle!
hahaha.

I know this is not my place but I dont know what is happening with Girls.
I am getting in a place PM of Propositions, some are vulgar.
Maybe Im missing something, am I the last guy on earth now?
It freaks me out when Girls hit on me to begin with, but to do that much to get my attention makes it even worse.

If I were different I would have been on them like Butter on Bread.
Or in Charlottes Case, like Seat on a Bicyle.

[Holly <3's Homer]

"sex/booty buddies" do you think its cool to keep them around just for whenever?

[ZomB]

i dont see why not as long as feelings dont start to get involved. i had one of those for a while but then i started having mixed feelings for him so i ended it and im glad i did because he proved to me he was never really my friend. ive known this guy since highschool and when we started doing it, it changed everything. now the only time he calls me is because he thinks hes going to get some...he wont call me just to see how im doing, just to screw me...fuck that. so i never answer his phone calls. 

[Tauriainen]

"sex/booty buddies" do you think its cool to keep them around just for whenever?

I spent nine hours trying to convince her and she still said no to me. 
For crikes sake! I made a blind man see, I made a parapalegic walk!, I cured the disease of hunger! Yet she said no to me!

Like Betsy said. Sometimes they are good sometimes they are bad. I had my personal experience with females, some gals do get attached to you because of psychological reasons. Than there are some who are like you and dont like attachments, I walked away from all that and much more for a while.

so i never answer his phone calls. 

No wonder you never pick up the phone when I call you!

Dont say no to me! I have heard your Answering Machine.

"Hi, I am not available at the moment. I am either off my pants *Whispered Except Homero. or working *Whispered Except Homero. so leave a message *Whispered Except Homero. after the beep. *Whispered Except Homero. Hope you have a nice day *Whispered Except Homero. And I will contact you. *Whispered Except Homero. Take Care bye. *Whispered Except Homero."

[Holly <3's Homer]

a so called "friend" who isn't even a fuck buddy just got rid of me because I wouldn't sleep with him.  I defended him and he made me believe that he actually cared, heh turns out he actually is a lying, manipulative asshole

[Tauriainen]

Im sorry sweety.
But you are better off without those friends. Usually you know who are your friends when there is an emergency.
I have one that always wants something from me, but when I need something from him he is no where to be seen.
*Homer hugs his Computer as a method to hug Hollybackgirl.

[Holly <3's Homer]

^

[Jerry Lee]

so i never answer his phone calls. 

No wonder you never pick up the phone when I call you!

Dont say no to me! I have heard your Answering Machine.

"Hi, I am not available at the moment. I am either off my pants *Whispered Except Homero. or working *Whispered Except Homero. so leave a message *Whispered Except Homero. after the beep. *Whispered Except Homero. Hope you have a nice day *Whispered Except Homero. And I will contact you. *Whispered Except Homero. Take Care bye. *Whispered Except Homero."

lol cute.

[Camacho]

why are all girls so cruel? tell me!

[ZomB]

not all of us are cruel...i could say the same about you guys. it just depends on the person.

[Camacho]

guys are cruel too but with guys its easy to tell with girls they play with your mind

[ZomB]

guys fuck with your mind too...and your emotions. *coughanthonycough*

[Camacho]

yeah but guys cruelity is like simple to notice

with girls you think your doing good and than you realize your not good enough

[Errin]

Guys find girls complicated but to be honest i think we're the easier sex to understand.
You see a girl is willing to talk and communicate about her problams and emotions, you guys hide everything and keep it to yourself.
Sure we can be real mindfucks but you guys are WORSE! guys cruelty is not always simple to notice from the female point of view and sometimes it can seem like cruelty when really its not and the guy is trying to be nice... thats why females are the easier to understand.
I've just been through a load of shit with a VERY good friend of mien and we are cool now, thanks to my mother for for talking me through where i was going wrong and for sort of telling me how guys think and act differently to things. Apparently I REALLY need to read ''Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus''.

[SOLITARY_GURL]

that is very true......but why must it be so fucking hard for boys/men to express and communicate exactly how they feel??? i honestly think no one knows the answer to that.......

[Errin]

I'm gonna get a copy of the book and read it sometime and SOON so i dont make the same mistakes in the future.

[SOLITARY_GURL]

shoot i think im gonna read that book too, maybe then somethings will make sense.

[Errin]

maybe.. hopefully.
I'd sure love to think in the brain of a guy for one day.. and if that got boring I could always make pretty pictures in the snow whenever I needed to pee

[Dark_secret_lovr]

that is very true......but why must it be so fucking hard for boys/men to express and communicate exactly how they feel??? i honestly think no one knows the answer to that.......

simple guys think with both their heads girls think with their hearts and this is a proven fact not trying to start shit. we rather same the drama then hear you guys bitch and bitch all the time.

[SOLITARY_GURL]

lol that true but would you really like to think like a guy......all they do is think about sex, boobs, beer, asses, more beer and more sex......