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Offline Jay

Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« on: April 04, 2013, 08:12:23 PM »
The Tears on Tape video came out today, and our man Burton looks like he doesn't want to be there at all.  I present exhibit A. 



So, we'll have some fun.  Come up with the best caption (judged by myself and your peers), and I'll send you:

Solitary Man Promo cut-out card
Jimmy Franks Razorblade Romance Promo card
Jimmy Franks Razorblade Romance sticker
Jimmy Franks DS&BH, Video Collection, and Razorblade Romance promo card
Heartagram Darklight promo card

Feel free to submit as many captions as you want.  We'll figure out who wins on Sunday 4/7
« Last Edit: April 04, 2013, 08:54:57 PM by Jay »

Offline Fearxforthebest

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2013, 08:23:05 PM »
"hey..at least They squeezed the fisher price keyboard into the budget otherwise this would be a lot less fun"

This will keep me entertained at work for the night haha
« Last Edit: April 09, 2013, 08:02:21 PM by Fearxforthebest »

Offline Jay

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2013, 08:28:02 PM »
"'sup, bitches?"

Though mine is unoffical, haha.

Offline Sammy

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2013, 08:48:01 PM »
"Do you even tickle the ivories, bro?"

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2013, 08:48:49 PM »
My attempt:

Offline Inferno

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2013, 09:12:52 PM »
"Here's my chance to 1-up Grumpy Cat"

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2013, 10:13:10 PM »
"I'm all out of fucks to give today."
Come love me 'till it hurts, dance the neon noir with me.

Offline The Bloody Glove

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2013, 01:52:51 AM »
"...."

Offline Jay

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2013, 12:29:00 PM »
I guess nobody thought it was as funny as me...

Offline Il_Grinch

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2013, 12:59:01 PM »
I guess nobody thought it was as funny as me...

I find his face unbelievably sad, it makes me want to cry.
The sky stirred, the lights of space flared, beneath my feet the living earth started to breathe.

Offline Jay

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2013, 01:52:22 PM »
No no, he's not sad.  He's having an unbelievably great time.  As I said before, he's wearing his party shirt underneath.  It says "I Fuck On The First Date"

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2013, 03:11:40 PM »
No not the face... see how he is clapping on the keyboard.. plamppp plamppp  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2013, 04:49:06 PM »
This might sound weird and perverted but = "Babe,these keyboard keys aren't the only thing getting a fingering today". And my brother said this so no hate please XD

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2013, 05:49:21 PM »
The fact that he's on the floor playing a tiny ass keyboard reminded me of this guy.


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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2013, 08:02:50 PM »
"I love my job, I love my job, I love...."

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2013, 09:16:01 PM »
If you stare back at him long enough, you'll start hearing the lyrics to Fortress of Tears.
Come love me 'till it hurts, dance the neon noir with me.

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2013, 10:09:51 PM »
Here's my little caption hahah  ;D

Offline laura88

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2013, 12:32:04 AM »
When I saw that face all I could think of is this "Don't even care"

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ronswanson-dontevencare.gif
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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2013, 12:35:39 AM »
+1 for the Ron Swanson reference!
Come love me 'till it hurts, dance the neon noir with me.

Offline monkersville

Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2013, 01:33:24 AM »
I don't always make an appearance, but when I do I drop a deuce :)

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2013, 06:47:48 AM »
my try


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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2013, 12:41:02 PM »
 :-\



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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2013, 11:49:39 PM »
"I could shit a better song"

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Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
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