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Offline Tauriainen

Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #400 on: April 18, 2006, 08:38:41 PM »
Woman suck. Make your mind so confused, you think you have them figured out and BAM the most unexpected thing happens.


hey, most of the sucking we do....you guys like. :P But dont make it seem like you guys are perfect, cuz just as confusing as we are, you guys are as well.
Obviously you arent aware that Gay people are familiar with that too?
Oh and with enough practice a guy can be more or as good (licking I dont know about the sucking, depending what it is?).
I admit, I get really nervous when I receive oral because I am not used to it that I get a tingling sensation running down my left foot when the female does it.
Guys are oblivious to everything, until the last minute they see the freight train coming their way. (Yes, I speak from personal experiences. Now you know why I wear a leg cast).
(No, not because someone gave me an orgasmic blow job).
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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #401 on: April 19, 2006, 12:32:28 AM »
well shouldnt everybody get a tingling feeling when recieving oral? not necessarily down his/her leg but u get my point.  ;D

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #402 on: April 19, 2006, 12:45:46 AM »
talking about sucking a certain someone i know ;) sucks dick like its the thing to do and fuck that shit feels good i mean makes my toes curl up and shit. wonder were she got that shit from.

question.

when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?


Offline Tauriainen

Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #403 on: April 19, 2006, 01:14:20 AM »
well shouldnt everybody get a tingling feeling when recieving oral? not necessarily down his/her leg but u get my point.  ;D
Oh yeah, but I heard from other friends that they get that "tingling" sensation in other parts not necessarily in the left leg. So I found it weird. But its because I dont have sex that much nor get oral for that matter that I feel odd with that sensation.

question.

when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
You arent planning to drop sugar on a girls g-spot are you?
:P
Chew gum I guess. Thats my best thought about that.

Marilyn Manson says you are gay if you kiss a girl after she has your cum in your mouth.
If your cum lands on you after you climax.
Etc etc etc.

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #404 on: April 19, 2006, 01:18:09 AM »
well shouldnt everybody get a tingling feeling when recieving oral? not necessarily down his/her leg but u get my point.  ;D
Oh yeah, but I heard from other friends that they get that "tingling" sensation in other parts not necessarily in the left leg. So I found it weird. But its because I dont have sex that much nor get oral for that matter that I feel odd with that sensation.

question.

when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
You arent planning to drop sugar on a girls g-spot are you?
:P
Chew gum I guess. Thats my best thought about that.

Marilyn Manson says you are gay if you kiss a girl after she has your cum in your mouth.
If your cum lands on you after you climax.
Etc etc etc.


mmm buena idea sugar lol
its like a sour taste is nice at times and just weird at other times

someone told me that it tasted really good when drunk i shall try that.




Offline Tauriainen

Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #405 on: April 19, 2006, 01:20:14 AM »
Are still talking about the female precum or the male one?

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #406 on: April 19, 2006, 01:34:12 AM »
Are still talking about the female precum or the male one?

umm i dont know what male one taste like so yeah im talking about female its weird its a turn on none the less


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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #407 on: April 19, 2006, 01:42:04 AM »
does it make me gay then if i kiss someone after they have given me oral stimulation? :P

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #408 on: April 19, 2006, 01:54:14 AM »
does it make me gay then if i kiss someone after they have given me oral stimulation? :P
Thats if you can taste your cum in their mouth.

Again, this is going by the joke he had listed as that making you gay.

I dont know if I should be turned on or scared.

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #409 on: April 19, 2006, 01:58:14 AM »
question.

when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
Put a fruit roll up on your tongue. I was informed this by a self proclaimed expert, and I trust her on it.

EDIT: Saying that was a mistake.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2006, 02:15:15 AM by Hammer Horror »

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #410 on: April 19, 2006, 02:02:05 AM »
Eeewww... wouldn't that be rather sticky and a bad mixture? I'd imagine it being an assault on all the senses.
Hockey <3

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #411 on: April 19, 2006, 02:04:50 AM »
Well, I wouldn't do it. But she said that it tasted "hella good", and I have heard her tell alot of stories so I believe she has experience with it.

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #412 on: April 19, 2006, 02:07:12 AM »
question.

when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
Put a fruit roll up on your tongue. I was informed this by a self proclaimed expert, and I trust her on it.
So you are telling me that your tongue is going to satisfy a girl with artificial flavors?
Just so you know right now, some people are allergic to artificial flavors so you have to be careful about that.
That is not a good thing.

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #413 on: April 19, 2006, 02:11:26 AM »
I didn't think about that. Luckily I already said I wouldn't try the fruit roll up idea, so I don't think that should be an issue.
I was just forwarding what I had heard.

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #414 on: April 19, 2006, 02:12:20 AM »
very true girls are very very sensative down there. if the after taste is that bad then just wash your mouth, chew some gum, or pop in some breath mints....

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #415 on: April 19, 2006, 02:16:59 AM »
very true girls are very very sensative down there. if the after taste is that bad then just wash your mouth, chew some gum, or pop in some breath mints....
Thats what I said young lady!
Dont copy me!
Well actually I was going to say take a bite out of a garlic, good thing I went with the Gum instead of eating a piece of pot roast?
:P

You are sharing this info from personal experience?
(Curiosity).

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #416 on: April 19, 2006, 02:18:55 AM »
i wasnt copying i was just backing you up!

what exactly are you talking about? maybe.......  :P
« Last Edit: April 19, 2006, 02:33:00 AM by SOLITARY_GURL »

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #417 on: April 19, 2006, 02:25:25 AM »
I'm just going to disappear for a few days until everybody forgets this little event.

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #418 on: April 19, 2006, 02:33:24 AM »
I'm just going to disappear for a few days until everybody forgets this little event.
Oh trust me, this will be a thing that will remain in infamy-famy-famy.
:P

Hahaha, Me hace reir como lo admites como si nada!
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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #419 on: April 19, 2006, 02:36:54 AM »
Couldn't you just clean your mouth out afterwards, like clean your teeth then gargle some mouthwash. Works for me, although you shouldn't gargle to loud it can offend the girls!

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #420 on: April 19, 2006, 02:38:51 AM »
I wasn't saying I thought it was a good idea. I just trusted the person that said it seeing as they give and recieve quite a bit.
I did not think that one through before I posted it.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2006, 02:40:31 AM by Hammer Horror »

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #421 on: April 19, 2006, 02:40:57 AM »
Couldn't you just clean your mouth out afterwards, like clean your teeth then gargle some mouthwash. Works for me, although you shouldn't gargle to loud it can offend the girls!
Worse one is when you do it infront of her.
- Whipe your mouth after giving her oral.
- Immediately reaching over for something to change your after taste.

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #422 on: April 19, 2006, 02:42:24 AM »
I'm just going to disappear for a few days until everybody forgets this little event.
Oh trust me, this will be a thing that will remain in infamy-famy-famy.
:P

Hahaha, Me hace reir como lo admites como si nada!
;D

te lo dije, para estas cosas soy un libro abierto, y hablo la verdad  ;D

its worst when you just finish.....get up leave her in the bed and go to the restroom to clean yourself out.


wow i just realized i aint suppose to be here.....hehehe
« Last Edit: April 19, 2006, 02:46:26 AM by SOLITARY_GURL »

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #423 on: April 19, 2006, 02:54:43 AM »
te lo dije, para estas cosas soy un libro abierto, y hablo la verdad  ;D

its worst when you just finish.....get up leave her in the bed and go to the restroom to clean yourself out.
Honestly sometimes you can crack me up. Like now.

Hahaha, everyone got united for "The After Sex" experience here.

My spelling is terrible!
I need to stop Posting when I have had one too many beers. Thats a big no no from now on.
 :-\
« Last Edit: April 19, 2006, 04:58:09 AM by Tauriainen »

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Re: The Mens Room
« Reply #424 on: April 19, 2006, 04:58:28 PM »
altoids...theyre strong enough to get rid of the taste and its supposed to create this tingling sensation for the girl so you both win!

and as for marilyn mansons jokes...this coming from a guy who dresses up in womens clothing, has a body suit with tits and walks around with his ass hanging out all the time. nice.   ::)