Author Topic: The Mens Room (Read 58300 times)

DarkBlackSails · « **Reply #175 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:22:29 AM »

Some guys want to get in there good, get security, before they start getting all hoggy. Therefore, they seem like less of a pig and get more action.

Loves_Blade · « **Reply #176 on:** September 06, 2005, 03:06:14 AM »

Its all about the sex. At least at first. After that then you think about the relationship shit.

ZomB · « **Reply #177 on:** September 06, 2005, 03:17:10 AM »

thats horrible though!

Jerry Lee · « **Reply #178 on:** September 06, 2005, 03:28:33 AM »

Quote from: SweetB on September 06, 2005, 03:17:10 AM

thats horrible though!

Do you know what happens to a little girl when she steps foot in the mens room?

ZomB · « **Reply #179 on:** September 06, 2005, 03:47:45 AM »

oooooo...do tell!

just kidding.

i just want some feedback on my friends situation, thats all...here, i'll mop up the floor for you guys since you piss everywhere!

Tauriainen · « **Reply #180 on:** September 06, 2005, 04:25:42 AM »

Hahaha.
Betsy reminded me of something that happened couple of days ago.
[Name will be held out], while we were in a friends house someone decided to lift to seat up and take a whiz. Someone else decided to take a number two.
When all of the sudden we hear a "Ah", followed by a huge splash. When we went to check we found a friend butt into the toilet.
Hahaha.

Oh the low pleasures of drunk people who get easily entertained.

Well from what I know Boys who post in the Girls Room some how change their sex, change their name and start talking about their womanly needs.
Than we have Ann ask things like "Can I touch them", "Who's boob's are bigger", and other random stuff.
You know I love my Sunset Galzie.

I cant see Betsy being a Boy, not with those boobs any time soon.

ZomB · « **Reply #181 on:** September 06, 2005, 04:32:54 AM »

so homer, how do you feel about my "friends" situation?

Tauriainen · « **Reply #182 on:** September 06, 2005, 04:52:12 AM »

Well I didnt want to get involved in that one since it is sort of obvious.

I am going to give you the darkest secret any man keeps within:

They Lie.

Some are good some are bad. But the point is, if you play your cards right with a drunk person you can marry them without even thinking about it. Being in that state plus having emotions of someone being attractive only confides one to go deeper into a state of horniness.

Yes, a guy can be agressive and have his way. But sometimes guys dont really need to do that to get what they want. I am not saying that the girl didnt know the intentions she was getting into, I am sure she did ..... or maybe she was too drunk to even know what she got into. Girls do that as well, no one is left innocent in this case.

Am I the only who took the text wrong when she said "He gave her "the eye" to kiss her in the lips". (Oral Sex?)

The thing is, most of us have done some really weird things when drinking that we might either not remember, realize, or we might even regret afterwards.

Flirtation + Alcohol + Hormones = Sometimes not a good thing.

Maybe next time keep your friend under some strict surveillance before something (worse) else happens in a party. She might not do that for you, but I know you have a heart.

Jerry Lee · « **Reply #183 on:** September 06, 2005, 10:21:34 AM »

Quote from: SweetB on September 06, 2005, 03:47:45 AM

oooooo...do tell!

just kidding.

i just want some feedback on my friends situation, thats all...here, i'll mop up the floor for you guys since you piss everywhere!

Well if I was you, I would stay away from the third stall down.... Homer was in there.

Dark_secret_lovr · « **Reply #184 on:** September 06, 2005, 10:31:23 AM »

each mind is it's own world betsy so none of use guys can really tell what the dude was up to you get me? but from what i've read he was drunk he wanted pussy but probably was too drunk and couldnt hand with the "big" dogs

you know what i mean jelly bean? just tell your "friend" to be carefull and not to get attached to the guy ok? take care now babe and be safe.

Loves_Blade · « **Reply #185 on:** September 06, 2005, 01:38:53 PM »

Quote from: SweetB on September 06, 2005, 03:17:10 AM

thats horrible though!

Its not like guys don't care, but thats the first thing that goes through the guys mind. Its programed in. Some guys are asses about it, others are not.

Jerry Lee · « **Reply #186 on:** September 06, 2005, 10:49:03 PM »

do you know what I hate? When you are pissing then you have to sneeze.

Jambo · « **Reply #187 on:** September 07, 2005, 06:32:13 AM »

I hate morning wood and trying to piss with it, fucking morning wood.

Jerry Lee · « **Reply #188 on:** September 07, 2005, 10:19:58 AM »

That is so true.

Dark_secret_lovr · « **Reply #189 on:** September 07, 2005, 10:51:03 AM »

apperantly i was drunk last night and woke up butt naked with morning wood in the kitchen floor my mom woke me up with a bucket full of ice cold water and she said " hey asshole next time take it to the rest room"

6_6_6 · « **Reply #190 on:** September 07, 2005, 12:22:37 PM »

Haha lol that sounds pretty embaressing.

Jerry Lee · « **Reply #191 on:** September 07, 2005, 02:00:05 PM »

You know she is going to tell all of her friends, every avon lady in the city will be notifyed.

Dark_secret_lovr · « **Reply #192 on:** September 07, 2005, 02:06:32 PM »

my mom isnt one of those ladies that sells avon and goes to lunch with her friends and gosips around she is really quiet and usually talks about religion she is a jehova's witness

Jerry Lee · « **Reply #193 on:** September 07, 2005, 04:34:27 PM »

even worse

Camacho · « **Reply #194 on:** September 09, 2005, 07:44:16 PM »

Quote from: Under The Rose on September 07, 2005, 06:32:13 AM

I hate morning wood and trying to piss with it, fucking morning wood.

its not so bad but i can understand why some people hate it

FRO · « **Reply #195 on:** September 11, 2005, 08:03:55 PM »

what is worse, is peeing with morning wood, and having to sneeze. yea that sucks. almost like farting and sneezing at the same time!

Tauriainen · « **Reply #196 on:** September 11, 2005, 08:31:25 PM »

In the Movie Something About Polly, they made up a term for a certain strategic for guys who loss their power.
When you "Sharted" is when you fart and shit at the same time. Ewww.

BMX dont try to pee with a morning wood as you are sneezing and you shart at the same time. It is impossible plus I hear that your lungs might explode from that much air being used.

Hmmm .... Why isnt this a healthy conversation? If you ask me guys are doomed to be grotesque if you ask me. hahaha.

Dark_secret_lovr · « **Reply #197 on:** September 11, 2005, 10:33:45 PM »

am i the only guy that is bored to hell of porn?

FRO · « **Reply #198 on:** September 11, 2005, 11:22:38 PM »

Quote from: Death Be Thy Name on September 11, 2005, 10:33:45 PM

am i the only guy that is bored to hell of porn?

im not bored at all!
check out this lovely site, it is by far one of the best!
http://www.book-mark.net

and homer, that would be impossible, but maybe someday some one somewhere will have it happen! haha.

Also, am i the only one that finds the yahoo music commercial with missy elliot funny as shit. it makes me wanna play my NES some more!

Dark_secret_lovr · « **Reply #199 on:** September 11, 2005, 11:30:31 PM »

thats exactly what i mean its always the same girl plays with self the sucks dude's dick then dude fucks her then the facial cumshot typical of porn

Author Topic: The Mens Room (Read 58300 times)

DarkBlackSails

Loves_Blade

Dark_secret_lovr

Loves_Blade

Dark_secret_lovr

Dark_secret_lovr

Camacho

Dark_secret_lovr

Dark_secret_lovr