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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #75 on: March 01, 2007, 05:42:50 PM »
*nick doesnt have sex

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #76 on: March 01, 2007, 05:46:10 PM »
Is Nickel edge?


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #77 on: March 01, 2007, 10:32:12 PM »
nope.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #78 on: March 01, 2007, 10:37:53 PM »
Well, I've fucked the Queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a Sheep, I've fucked a Goat
I rammed my Cock right down its Throat
I've Drunk This, I've Drunk That
I've Spewed up on a pint of Piss
So what, so what
I've had Skag, I've had Speed
I've Jacked up until I Bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little Cunt
I've had Crabs, I've had Lice
I've had the Clap and that ain't Nice
So what, so what
I've fucked that, I've fucked this
I've even Fucked a School girl's Twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little Fuck

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #79 on: March 01, 2007, 10:45:55 PM »
I enjoy

is that whitehouse?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #80 on: March 01, 2007, 11:04:06 PM »
Who here loves the Make up sex?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2007, 12:36:39 AM »
Make up sex is usually some of the best sex ever.  :)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2007, 12:38:17 AM »
Make up sex is usually some of the best sex ever.  :)

Oh yes it is.

One minute it's "I FUCKING HATE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

Next

"OH YES BABY, FUCK ME WITH YOUR SHANK LIKE COCK!"

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #83 on: March 02, 2007, 12:39:20 AM »
Oh yeah and it never feels better either there is so much passion. Oh yeah btw PM me I have o ask you something totally off subject.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #84 on: March 02, 2007, 01:05:49 AM »
Make up sex is usually some of the best sex ever.  :)

i disagree with that i think drunk sex is the best solitary gurl will agree with me on that one.. remember mexico after porky's janette?


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #85 on: March 04, 2007, 04:49:56 PM »
ok i have a question....who in here is into phone sex? I met a guy that wanted to phone fuck every night.....its ok once in a while, but well i could live without it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #86 on: March 04, 2007, 08:29:05 PM »
ok i have a question....who in here is into phone sex? I met a guy that wanted to phone fuck every night.....its ok once in a while, but well i could live without it.
Something about this just isnt appealing I guess cause I hate phones. Same goes for Cyber sex. But at least on the net you can send pics.The phone just becomes to much work hahaa. And not enough fun.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #87 on: March 04, 2007, 11:33:01 PM »
Yea thats what i think.....but this guy would really get into it.....i mean sometimes i would fake it cuz well he wouldnt take no for an answer...and there were times when i was like eh why not....i dont know.....alot of guys seem to like that. why. i have no idea.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #88 on: March 04, 2007, 11:44:46 PM »
Ok. Whats so special about a glass dildo? Love doggy. Anal i've tried it....and i wouldnt mind trying it again.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #89 on: March 04, 2007, 11:48:50 PM »
OK glass Dildo I must look into.

I have had and haven't had:
Sex on a Haystack no,
unsuspected shots of fun yes lol,
Anal yes,
used a dildo on a guy yes,
bdsm play,
bio play,
carfun,
various rooms in houses and in kitchen,
I love doggy as well,
But it seems new positions all the time keep things fun.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #90 on: March 04, 2007, 11:49:57 PM »
she said because it stays hard so when you climax, you can really feel it...you can warm it up or make it cold and it stays like that
Wow I must get one of those for me and my partner ;)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #91 on: March 04, 2007, 11:54:22 PM »
she said because it stays hard so when you climax, you can really feel it...you can warm it up or make it cold and it stays like that

shot i need to get me one of those too.......for myself :D and than ill share....whenever i get someone to share it with.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #92 on: March 05, 2007, 10:16:12 AM »
Ok. Whats so special about a glass dildo? Love doggy. Anal i've tried it....and i wouldnt mind trying it again.
Other than they are easier to clean opposed to the plastic ones (which often times some girls would say they feel discomfort after too much use). It is also said that it feels like the "real thing". Plus some toys also have visible view (if you do it in front of a mirror) of what you do. Also a coolant gel can be applied for heat or frost feel depending on one's taste.
There are several that they sell now a days which is eatable for partners as well, so there is no need to complain after licking a dildo off your gals Vergina.

...although if youre going to fuck my ass then you better believe im strapping on a dildo and fucking yours.
I remember hearing this the first time, I started crying in sheer laughter. I would fucking pay to see a guy take it like that since they like anal that much to know that mutual feeling.
Awesome!

I met a guy that wanted to phone fuck every night.....its ok once in a while, but well i could live without it.
In my defense, I was on severe pills so I don't remember what exactly I might have told you.
So don't hold it against me if I told you to bring a Goat, a Rope, Whip Cream, Shaving Cream, Razor Shaver, a pillow and a feather.

Make up sex is usually some of the best sex ever.  :)

Oh yes it is.

One minute it's "I FUCKING HATE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

Next

"OH YES BABY, FUCK ME WITH YOUR SHANK LIKE COCK!"
Dane Cook?
Doesn't he also say something like she is a wench who is strapped or unable to move (but they are using D & D references for sex?).
I don't know why that sounds familiar.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #93 on: March 05, 2007, 03:12:15 PM »
You kidding?

I adore it. It makes the sex better.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #94 on: March 06, 2007, 04:12:10 PM »

...although if youre going to fuck my ass then you better believe im strapping on a dildo and fucking yours.


Fucking great quote.

It's never fun when a girl says you remind her of her dad.  Makes things kinda weird.

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #95 on: March 06, 2007, 04:19:42 PM »
It's never fun when a girl says you remind her of her dad.  Makes things kinda weird.

Sometimes you don't know if you are going to be called "Daddy" in bed or if you are going to be asked for an allowance ... or so I've heard; that is.

Personally, I have received that line. But I have heard it a lot amongst my friends. Very odd indeed.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #96 on: March 07, 2007, 01:05:35 AM »
Ok. Whats so special about a glass dildo? Love doggy. Anal i've tried it....and i wouldnt mind trying it again.
Other than they are easier to clean opposed to the plastic ones (which often times some girls would say they feel discomfort after too much use). It is also said that it feels like the "real thing". Plus some toys also have visible view (if you do it in front of a mirror) of what you do. Also a coolant gel can be applied for heat or frost feel depending on one's taste.
There are several that they sell now a days which is eatable for partners as well, so there is no need to complain after licking a dildo off your gals Vergina.


I met a guy that wanted to phone fuck every night.....its ok once in a while, but well i could live without it.
In my defense, I was on severe pills so I don't remember what exactly I might have told you.
So don't hold it against me if I told you to bring a Goat, a Rope, Whip Cream, Shaving Cream, Razor Shaver, a pillow and a feather.



well i must say its somewhat of a turn on hearing you explain the difference of a glass dildo......very nice!

Oh and dont worry i never minded the phone sex with you.....well only when you wanted that goat involved.....other than that we were good! :)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #97 on: March 07, 2007, 02:44:48 AM »
I was at my local sex shop here in town...

And you can fucking CUSTOMIZE dildos there. Just tell them what you want on it... and they get it made.

So for you sexy women who want my face on the tip of your dildo let me know... I will totally pay!

I wanna be in all of your vaginals.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #98 on: March 07, 2007, 03:07:47 AM »
Just tell them what you want on it... and they get it made.
A girl attached to the other end?

So for you sexy women who want my face on the tip of your dildo let me know... I will totally pay!

I wanna be in all of your vaginals.
Also, remember. Dildos do go in other orifices.

P.S. I love Svenia, lately I get more into their Music while being stationed in the Desert.

Don't worry Miss J, I tend to turn on Females with my voice/vocabulary.
Just the other day I sneezed in the middle of my reading in the Pharmacy and all of the sudden some senior citizen threw her panties in my face.
Honestly, I haven't had (phone) sex in a while so I can't say I have had the pleasure to enjoy this with anyone. Though I am okay for the moment.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #99 on: March 07, 2007, 03:28:22 AM »
I don't think I could do phone sex...

Maybe I could. Who wants to find out?