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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #475 on: November 27, 2008, 07:14:10 PM »

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #476 on: December 06, 2008, 03:23:40 PM »
its pretty fun

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #477 on: December 06, 2008, 03:50:34 PM »
no one wants a poopy dick

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #478 on: October 03, 2009, 02:10:00 PM »
I think Anal is like Marmite you either love it or hate it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #479 on: October 03, 2009, 07:03:46 PM »
I think Anal is like Marmite you either love it or hate it.

uhhhh, what?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #480 on: October 04, 2009, 03:49:01 AM »
Marmite, is a vegetable extract product, that tastes like its made of salt, its marketed catch phase is you either love it or hate it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #481 on: October 05, 2009, 01:10:36 AM »
i know what it is, i just thought it was a really weird comparison.

anal sex and vegetable extract?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #482 on: October 05, 2009, 07:14:16 AM »
I lol'd at the apparently serious marmite description in a thread about sex :D


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #483 on: October 05, 2009, 10:57:59 AM »
I lol'd at the apparently serious marmite description in a thread about sex :D



as did I.
Vegemite would have been just as good also.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #484 on: October 05, 2009, 11:02:41 AM »
Except, vegemite is for australian sex. lol


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #485 on: October 05, 2009, 11:55:21 AM »
ick!

check this shit out:
who gets rug burn on both knees and didn't even have any sex? yeah...that would be me.
what the hell man? I should just make up a cool story to tell! haha! 

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #486 on: October 05, 2009, 11:58:58 AM »
Haha, aww

Ever tried shaving you knees when they have rugburn?  Bad times.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #487 on: October 05, 2009, 12:51:47 PM »
oh yes, you must shave around the burn.

cool story:

Betsy was caught riding Edward Cullen, dressed up as G.I. Joe (she as Batgirl) on the carpet floor of Professor Dumbledore's office at Hogwarts School of Wizardry.  ;D
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #488 on: October 05, 2009, 12:53:36 PM »
Oh man, hawt.

Does Harry acidentally walk in and join you?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #489 on: October 05, 2009, 12:58:29 PM »
nope, but Sirius Black rises from the dead, no Viagra needed. hahahaha!

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #490 on: October 05, 2009, 01:00:33 PM »
hahaha.

That was excellent.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #491 on: December 06, 2009, 05:13:02 PM »
Snape scars the shit out of me.  All nasty ass and just...ugh.  But he does sing in Sweeney Todd lol.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #492 on: December 24, 2009, 10:40:53 PM »
wait?! isnt this a sex thread not a HP thread lol

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #493 on: January 16, 2010, 07:43:34 AM »
lol a sex thread. :D

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #494 on: January 24, 2010, 03:27:18 AM »
anal for the win

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #495 on: January 25, 2010, 09:51:00 PM »
nope, but Sirius Black rises from the dead, no Viagra needed. hahahaha!

Love it!

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #496 on: February 09, 2010, 11:28:41 PM »
there is some funny shit to laugh at here...lol

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #497 on: February 10, 2010, 01:06:10 PM »
What a great thread man!

I'm pretty open when it comes to sex too, tried damn near everything I would have to guess... No children or animals or that kinda sick stuff, I'm a bit weird but I'm not a deviant like that.

BDSM - started out as a sub and over time switched to dom, was an amateur top for hire for a couple years on the side (although those were strictly BDSM without sex.)
I often catch shit for being a guy and having had male clients when I did that, even after explaining that I didn't have sex with my clients in the sense that non of my body every entered a client in any way, I find it to be unprofessional, plus that's what toys are for.
Although BDSM has also made for some awkward situations because now when I see an attractive woman crying for any reason I get an erection.

I've got the random ass fetishes like Medical Play, Deep Role Playing (don't break character for anything, all day!), Play Piercing, Sounding Rods, and a weird attraction to amputees...

I dunno just throwing some stuff out there to keep the thread going.

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Anal sex is like eating vegetables: If you're forced to do it when you're a kid you won't like it when you're an adult.
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #498 on: April 20, 2012, 04:12:56 PM »
Think it's all about the freaky stuff! haha!

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #499 on: May 07, 2015, 04:46:39 AM »
To me the sexiest thing about Ville is that he writes about his emotions.