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Offline Jerry Lee

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #350 on: August 31, 2007, 12:22:16 AM »
That makes three of us. :(

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #351 on: August 31, 2007, 06:38:35 AM »
That makes three of us. :(

Fuck!
This isn't a HIM Forum anymore.

It is the 'We Can't Get Laid Even if We Looked Like.... Jay Forum".

It is been nearly three months for me.
Though, finally my g/f is coming back from the Hospital.
She said we are cleared for Landing.

Next week, you will hear someone howl at the moon.
Don't pay attention to her, those are not Screams of Pain.
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #352 on: August 31, 2007, 06:41:03 AM »
What happened to your gf, if you dont mind me asking?

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #353 on: August 31, 2007, 06:43:08 AM »
She has been taking treatment for her health, for the last two and a half months.
She is getting out tomorrow, so I will be by her side as soon as I get out of work.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #354 on: August 31, 2007, 06:44:04 AM »
Oh I wish her the best of luck in her recovery. :)

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #355 on: August 31, 2007, 06:48:25 AM »
Yes, everyone is just glad that everything is much better now.
In the end, I think I could go longer without sex. It is just that Life isn't really Life when you have someone like her in your life and you can only see her through a window. Sometimes, those people are just the essence of you.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #356 on: August 31, 2007, 06:49:55 AM »
GIGGIDY!

We clear for landing.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #357 on: September 02, 2007, 07:31:50 AM »
I had sex :D Aaaah, I feel much better now...
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #358 on: September 03, 2007, 10:21:16 AM »
You fucking prick.

I'm turning purple.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #359 on: September 03, 2007, 12:32:13 PM »

Fuck!
This isn't a HIM Forum anymore.

It is the 'We Can't Get Laid Even if We Looked Like.... Jay Forum".

Hey, I started a band primarily to get laid.  So far it hasn't worked, but our band is decent.  :(

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #360 on: September 03, 2007, 12:40:05 PM »
You fucking prick.

Stop by my place, we'll go out... I can hook you up with someone :)
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #361 on: September 03, 2007, 02:19:33 PM »
You fucking prick.

I'm turning purple.

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prostate congestion

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #362 on: September 03, 2007, 07:45:30 PM »

Fuck!
This isn't a HIM Forum anymore.

It is the 'We Can't Get Laid Even if We Looked Like.... Jay Forum".

Hey, I started a band primarily to get laid.  So far it hasn't worked, but our band is decent.  :(
As sad as that is. I can top you.
Girls come up to my g/f at shows and kiss her instead, sure they are drunk.
But I could be the one molesting those drunk girls at the Shows.
:P
She has said she isn't jealous, but  funny enough Betsy nearly got my balls cut off one day when she posted  on myspace that she wanted to have my babies. I explained to her that she and I have weird jokes with each other and nothing is serious.

I think some guys put too much pressure of their sexual life that they forget how to meet real girls. I have a friend who is in dire need of busting a nut on a girl, but he doesn't like my Goffik girl-friends.

Good luck with your Band Jay.
:)

Offline HIM2112

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #363 on: September 05, 2007, 06:49:06 AM »
i like sex

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #364 on: September 05, 2007, 10:38:54 PM »

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #365 on: September 05, 2007, 11:21:57 PM »
Michael,

would you like to make fuck?
                       :-*

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #366 on: September 06, 2007, 02:17:54 AM »
For a Better response ....

okay so im not sure if it was in here or in the sex thread where we got to talking about a glass dildo and if it would be good or not.....well guess who went out and got herself one of those lil suckers? ME! :D Oh my and ladies do i recommend it.....i've used it recently when it was beyond hott here......put that sucker in cold water.....and gosh it was great! I can only imagine how winter time will be... ladies, buy one, you'll love it.

What you should do, put the dildo in a small glass or container where the dildo can get wet halfway.
Than leave it in the freezer for about thirty to fifty minutes.

Than when you are going to use it. Make sure the tip is mildly hot so that way the ends of it can actually create a better pleasure on the clitoris (if you are using a vibrator).

I won't go into detail of cleaning since most gals know how to already.

No one has complained of my techniques.
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #367 on: September 12, 2007, 12:49:32 PM »
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #368 on: September 12, 2007, 12:55:12 PM »
i think we do... it's interesting to hear all this hahaha

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #369 on: September 12, 2007, 02:33:03 PM »
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Even if this were a Barney forum, we'd need a sex forum.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #370 on: September 12, 2007, 08:32:33 PM »
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Do we need You?


No.


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #371 on: September 12, 2007, 10:21:24 PM »
What women need is more holes...

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #372 on: September 14, 2007, 02:22:35 PM »
What women need is more holes...

agreed

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #373 on: September 15, 2007, 10:39:50 AM »
We should have a 5 word minimum on the post....

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #374 on: September 15, 2007, 01:00:10 PM »
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Do we need You?


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