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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #325 on: August 18, 2007, 01:21:31 AM »
I dont know.
The question you should ask is .... eh, i dont know anything witty enough

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #326 on: August 18, 2007, 01:27:08 AM »
Thank god your not those guys who insist blowing a load on the girls face.

There is nothing wrong with a little Bucockie action every now and then.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #327 on: August 18, 2007, 04:06:48 AM »
Thank god your not those guys who insist blowing a load on the girls face.

There is nothing wrong with a little Bucockie action every now and then.
BUKAKKE!!!

anyone else get turned on by this thread haha

That would be why I started this thread.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #328 on: August 18, 2007, 04:50:26 AM »
Totally off-topic, but Tauriainen, it's "Ninoslav", NOT  NiƱo Slav :)

Honest mistake :)
Oh don't worry, I goof with people's names. Jerry calls me Dingle Berry but yet no where in my name does it say Get off my Dog on my D.L.
in the movie Factory Girl :)
I don't see many movies, but all I can say is good luck.
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What assets do you like on a girl?

for some reason hip bones and fat lips and i mean the ones in the mouth perverts
I had someone like that before, the first time she told me that ... freaked me out. I thought she was going to Moirder me! Oy vey!

That would be why I started this thread.
I honestly thought it was created so we could show the "Man" that we will not be supressed by the radical actions of which keep us on the Ghettos!

I am sorry I just saw an episode of Cops and I feel a rush. My god, I feel like drivin' a hemmi and kissing my sweety girlie girl with my fist while beating my son because he said he made a new school friend at class and he held hands in Wood Class......... while still listening to the classic hits of Kid Rock.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #329 on: August 19, 2007, 04:38:04 PM »
I think we could all go for some sex now...
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #330 on: August 19, 2007, 06:42:58 PM »
Maybe like a Sacrament Swingers meeting?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #331 on: August 19, 2007, 06:54:05 PM »
That would be nice.

And does anybody have any funny stories of themselves walking in on friends/roommates/parents/grandparents (haha)? I had an experience today. I came back to my dorm after walking around campus, and I knocked like usual. Nobody responded, so I went in and... Oy. I immediately left my room and walked around campus for another 5 hours haha.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #332 on: August 19, 2007, 07:44:06 PM »
Unfortunately.  I can not.
I am still on my 40 days and 40 nights. :(

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #333 on: August 19, 2007, 07:49:42 PM »
That would be nice.

And does anybody have any funny stories of themselves walking in on friends/roommates/parents/grandparents (haha)? I had an experience today. I came back to my dorm after walking around campus, and I knocked like usual. Nobody responded, so I went in and... Oy. I immediately left my room and walked around campus for another 5 hours haha.

No, but i do hear my parents go at it.  :-\

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #334 on: August 19, 2007, 08:32:04 PM »
Maybe like a Sacrament Swingers meeting?
Jay as tempting as that sounds, I think we need to set any basic rule here.
We must not make eye contact while jumping on Betsy, let alone we must not swing swords at each other no matter if you are a Capulet or a Montague.
You stay on your side of the street and I promise I won't do a drive by.

Betsy, I feel you.
(Pun intended?).
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I have been feeling aroused emotionally/ physically, since my gal is away I have stayed off Star Wars or any type of Sex idea. But lately I have had a fascination for sex (more than usual).

Also, I want to go back into smoking and dringing. So something is acting up inside o' me.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #335 on: August 20, 2007, 05:03:53 AM »
My cell phone once rang during the sex... Since it was very important call, I had to answer. :P

As for the Sacrament Swingers, I'm only "threesome trained" but I guess I could do it :)
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #336 on: August 20, 2007, 06:45:24 AM »
Hmm.
My bosnian friend wants me to say "Hey Kuva"
I dont know if I spelled it right. lol

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #337 on: August 20, 2007, 09:17:49 AM »
"Kuva" sounds similar to "kurva", meaning whore or slut...

Who knows what he has been telling you :D

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #338 on: August 23, 2007, 10:12:49 AM »
Has everyone lost their sex drive :P
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #339 on: August 23, 2007, 12:22:31 PM »
I think everyone's busy having sex.  Except me, because I'm posting this now...

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #340 on: August 23, 2007, 02:23:10 PM »
Show me :D
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #341 on: August 23, 2007, 06:01:31 PM »
I'm drinking ice cold water which, being in 90+ heat without water all day, feels like sex right now hahaha. Oh yeah, colder, colder, MMMMM. Maybe not haha.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #342 on: August 23, 2007, 06:56:27 PM »
"Kuva" sounds similar to "kurva", meaning whore or slut...

Who knows what he has been telling you :D



Yeah that was it. lol

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #343 on: August 24, 2007, 04:42:49 AM »

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #344 on: August 24, 2007, 04:54:46 AM »
w.............tf?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #345 on: August 24, 2007, 05:06:30 AM »
No no, that's just... wrong in so many ways... :P
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #346 on: August 29, 2007, 04:45:47 AM »
What, can't I mix Meditation with looking Cool while sitting on the beach an tan evenly.

Thats multi talent.

It is good when you are dating an older gal, it shows who is the boss in that relationship.
(Me). ;)
Funny but outside of the board I am a mature lad with a venture for life.

Than again, she performs awesome Sex. What can you expect.
Sometimes missing someone hurts more than one way.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #347 on: August 30, 2007, 11:33:54 AM »
I think we could all go for some sex now...
Definitely yes, I feel horny. :P

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #348 on: August 30, 2007, 07:49:45 PM »
Me too... Haven't had any for 3 months now... I feel like a virgin again :(
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #349 on: August 30, 2007, 07:56:49 PM »
Ha I feel ya