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Offline Tauriainen

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #250 on: August 11, 2007, 02:19:11 AM »
Well, I am on 40 days and 40 nights.

No sex.
No masturbation.
No playing of any sort with a girl or guy.

Let's see how far I can make it.

as homer simpson said if you shake it more then 2 times you're playing with yourself.
The writer first used it on Family Guy than it was used on some Indie movie way before F.G. even came out.
So it seems everyone is copying everyone now a days for that sort of jokes.

Plus Necro, Forty Days and Forty Nights is an awesome movie.

I went two years without sex.
Pretty much no Masturbation, no Sex.
But the sad part was that when you don't toot your own horn you have random erections when you sleep.

But that is sharing too much already.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #251 on: August 11, 2007, 12:16:32 PM »
I went all of Lent without masterbating.

God did I blow a load all over Easter though.

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« Reply #252 on: August 11, 2007, 08:08:31 PM »
God did I blow a load all over Easter though.
That is the only good thing once you are done with lent.
The Climax is more potent than usual ones.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #253 on: August 11, 2007, 08:34:00 PM »
I am a proud Necro.

Anyone wanna die?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #254 on: August 12, 2007, 11:39:22 AM »
How about I just lend you a shovel?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #255 on: August 12, 2007, 03:23:50 PM »
The best part about being a Necro is...

You dont have to bring them flowers, they are usually already there.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #256 on: August 12, 2007, 06:54:14 PM »
When you are done you simply roll them over.

You can choose when they can open and close their mouth.

They don't complain when you choose where to spill.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #257 on: August 12, 2007, 07:17:58 PM »
Granted, one does need to soak the dead body in warm water for a few hours before any kind of love making can happen.

Disposing of the corpse can also be a problem.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #258 on: August 12, 2007, 10:13:19 PM »
7 11 Still sells Beef Jerky last I heard.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #259 on: August 13, 2007, 12:08:42 AM »
This 40 days and 40 nights stuff really sucks.

I am going into intervention.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #260 on: August 13, 2007, 12:29:32 AM »
don't you mean withdrawl?  ;)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #261 on: August 13, 2007, 12:31:51 AM »
Right...
Thanks Ricky.

I have been up for far too goddamn long.


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #262 on: August 13, 2007, 12:51:33 AM »
As have I, waiting for this blasted meteor shower.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #263 on: August 13, 2007, 01:00:49 AM »
I am going into intervention.
That means you need to stop you freaking Nymph!

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #264 on: August 13, 2007, 01:13:04 AM »
Hmm, really?

I always thought it was about the things that gets me off.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #265 on: August 13, 2007, 01:35:53 AM »
I am going into intervention.
That means you need to stop you freaking Nymph!

[sarcasm]jerry a nympho? no fucking way mate never jerry is a nice clean pure boy[/sarcasm] :P


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #266 on: August 13, 2007, 01:50:49 AM »
Well, they never seem to say no to me...

So they obviously dont have a problem with it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #267 on: August 13, 2007, 05:53:15 PM »
When I stopped jerking it, I had to start working out.

The extra testosterone was driving me mad.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #268 on: August 13, 2007, 07:22:36 PM »
I know how it goes. :'(

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #269 on: August 15, 2007, 05:32:04 PM »
O__o

Offline Nny

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #270 on: August 16, 2007, 09:57:43 AM »
anal? anybody elses's guilty pleasure?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #271 on: August 16, 2007, 12:35:11 PM »
anal? anybody elses's guilty pleasure?
Nah, but tittyfuckin' is nice.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #272 on: August 16, 2007, 05:19:15 PM »
anal? anybody elses's guilty pleasure?

*raises hand*

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #273 on: August 17, 2007, 01:16:37 AM »
What's with men enjoying girl's peeing over them? How do you guys get off from that? ???

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #274 on: August 17, 2007, 01:19:05 AM »
WELL!

I never had the thought of that til now.

I will quote something here.

"Of course I love golden showers! I love Gold and Showers. So yes. I love golden showers."

hehe.