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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #225 on: July 20, 2007, 11:41:33 AM »
the goal before i die is to do it every where mentioned in that song "whats your fantasy?" by ludacris
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #226 on: July 25, 2007, 04:48:44 AM »
I can't wait for tomorrow. I get to bang my girl out in the shower. She's got a nice juicy ass too. I drool over it. I'm gonna wind up busting before she does and I don't even care.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #227 on: July 25, 2007, 04:50:37 AM »
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #228 on: July 25, 2007, 04:55:29 AM »
Heh yeah. If I could post naked pictures on here, I would post one of her ass. She's one of those skinny white punk girls with a ghetto booty. Fuck yeah for them.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #229 on: July 25, 2007, 05:23:39 AM »
Dude, you can. lol as long as it is not graphic beyond graphic nudity.


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #230 on: July 26, 2007, 05:56:52 PM »
I can't wait for tomorrow. I get to bang my girl out in the shower. She's got a nice juicy ass too. I drool over it. I'm gonna wind up busting before she does and I don't even care.
All I could think of while reading this was a really good brownie that I ate from 7 11 after band practice on an empty stomach that thing felt like an orgasm of sheer delight.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #231 on: July 26, 2007, 06:07:03 PM »
Sex is amazing.

:-D


Well it depends who with I guess. But I tried a new position. Pretty good. The lay sideways doggy style, is a name I would like to call it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #232 on: July 26, 2007, 07:43:11 PM »
Heh yeah. If I could post naked pictures on here, I would post one of her ass. She's one of those skinny white punk girls with a ghetto booty. Fuck yeah for them.

Your girlfriend's ass is always welcomed here.  I would say let's start a "here's my fuck hole" thread where people would show off their conquests, but there's got to be some legality issues there.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #233 on: July 26, 2007, 08:45:59 PM »
Heh yeah. If I could post naked pictures on here, I would post one of her ass. She's one of those skinny white punk girls with a ghetto booty. Fuck yeah for them.

Your girlfriend's ass is always welcomed here.  I would say let's start a "here's my fuck hole" thread where people would show off their conquests, but there's got to be some legality issues there.

*Jay points to his groin.

<_<

>_>

<_<

*Homer clenches his butt tighter.

not if it's made for people who've got over 200 posts...

More like ex's being posted in a forum without their consent, than Jay will be the one getting posted in his gully hole for letting pictures of minors on his Forum.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #234 on: July 27, 2007, 12:13:10 PM »
Is it bad that I want to have sex with a girl who hates me. And I mean.. HATES me? I think it would be hot.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #235 on: August 01, 2007, 11:29:23 PM »
It'd be rough haha.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #236 on: August 02, 2007, 02:31:46 AM »
Is it bad that I want to have sex with a girl who hates me. And I mean.. HATES me? I think it would be hot.
Than we move to the Rape Subject.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #237 on: August 05, 2007, 01:21:18 AM »
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. The detectives who investigate this crimes are part of an elite group, known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #238 on: August 07, 2007, 12:25:24 AM »
Is it bad that I want to have sex with a girl who hates me. And I mean.. HATES me? I think it would be hot.

why would it be bad? Its just a thought after all...


I had the best rough sex this past weekend....the whole ass slapping...hair pulling...porn like kissing and mild choking. Im a happy, yet sore camper :D

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #239 on: August 07, 2007, 12:42:08 AM »
Is it bad that I want to have sex with a girl who hates me. And I mean.. HATES me? I think it would be hot.

you know jerry they say there's a thin line between love and hate..


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #240 on: August 07, 2007, 05:25:07 PM »
Lol. I would like to snip across that.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #241 on: August 07, 2007, 09:37:29 PM »
lol how did i not see this thread ever i can't believe this lol

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #242 on: August 07, 2007, 09:38:47 PM »
lol...
It was posted in a lot. I think I started it. Not sure.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #243 on: August 07, 2007, 11:33:56 PM »
lol...
It was posted in a lot. I think I started it. Not sure.

im sure you did horn dog


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #244 on: August 08, 2007, 01:37:22 AM »
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. The detectives who investigate this crimes are part of an elite group, known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
That sounds vaguely familiar.

T.V. or Movie?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #245 on: August 08, 2007, 12:16:36 PM »
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #246 on: August 08, 2007, 01:16:24 PM »
Oh so it was from a T.V. Gap. It sounded too familiar.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #247 on: August 10, 2007, 07:20:22 PM »
Well, I am on 40 days and 40 nights.

No sex.
No masturbation.
No playing of any sort with a girl or guy.

Let's see how far I can make it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #248 on: August 10, 2007, 09:11:19 PM »
Well, I am on 40 days and 40 nights.

No sex.
No masturbation.
No playing of any sort with a girl or guy.

Let's see how far I can make it.

as homer simpson said if you shake it more then 2 times you're playing with yourself.


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #249 on: August 10, 2007, 09:12:31 PM »
Eh. it takes 29 shakes to make sure I am drip free.