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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #200 on: July 06, 2007, 12:52:49 PM »
ive always wanted to have sex in public. especially like at a concert. that would be fucking hot.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #201 on: July 06, 2007, 02:51:04 PM »
I had a dream of certain Cu'de Sac members here.
Ironic enough, it involved Laura, Betsy and Kirs!
hahaha.
It was abou that Dance that I won off (Betsy and Laura) and they were dancing than out of no where Kirs came in to do some battling I think.
But it was fun.

Though it did give me a reason to Touch the gals headlights when I woke up.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #202 on: July 06, 2007, 04:22:56 PM »
ive always wanted to have sex in public. especially like at a concert. that would be fucking hot.

mmm concert sex...it does sound hot. I've always wanted to have sex in the park....during night time, and on top of the washer while its on....i've heard its pretty good stuff.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #203 on: July 07, 2007, 03:07:55 AM »
ive always wanted to have sex in public. especially like at a concert. that would be fucking hot.

mmm concert sex...it does sound hot. I've always wanted to have sex in the park....during night time, and on top of the washer while its on....i've heard its pretty good stuff.

This is random and I have never seen it get done, (but I think this might hurt like hell too). For a female to get off easier while the washer is on Spin cycle they can put themselves on the corner section of the washer and let the bottom of the Vagina near the g spot (near the clitoris area) and let it massage you.

I just hope the poor girl has a well balanced set of clothes there or else she might cream her panties in the first bulk move of that washer leaving her crying and enjoying that odd orgasm.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #204 on: July 07, 2007, 03:19:57 AM »
I have had sex on a washer once, luckily I am rather tall. Which made things easier for the both of us.

The clothes were gettin clean while we were gettin dirty.

haha I like that.

I am gonna make that a quote or something.


 But yeah. It was amazing. Where is the weirdest place any of you had sex?

Mine would prolly be a recycle bin. Full of paper.

Or... in a hospital. The day I got my tonsils out.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #205 on: July 08, 2007, 08:11:53 PM »
Sex in public....been tempted, but I don't know if I would ever try that.  Somehow I don't fancy the idea of having my ass scraped up by brick/cement walls. I would imagine that would hurt a lot.  Sex on linolium floors is bad though!!! If you thought rug burn on your ass was bad, linolium burn is like 1000 times worse!

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #206 on: July 08, 2007, 08:14:03 PM »
linolium burn is like 1000 times worse!
Obviously you need to have more Sexperience thats why.
It isn't as bad once you get used to it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #207 on: July 08, 2007, 08:18:23 PM »
Yeah not a lot of sexual encounters on kitchen floors
« Last Edit: July 08, 2007, 08:32:32 PM by Umberlee »

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #208 on: July 08, 2007, 10:57:34 PM »
i can not think of anywhere i have not had sex. Whew

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #209 on: July 08, 2007, 11:23:34 PM »
I will remember to not put my plate anywhere near your house, thats for sure.
I might sleep standing up, with my anus facing the wall for that matter.

As for the kitchen floor sex, you can put something so your skin doesn't get the friction.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #210 on: July 09, 2007, 08:34:52 PM »
wll guys i might as well embarassingly admit i am a virgin and still single and can only imagine what sex is like cos the uk is so shit the women ignor eme here and i am getting nowhere arrgggh i wanna move to the fucking states

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #211 on: July 09, 2007, 08:43:12 PM »
i can not think of anywhere i have not had sex. Whew

Remind me not to eat, sit, or touch anything at your place!!!  :D
The kitchen floor was the only other place that I have had sex, the rest have been in a bed.
wll guys i might as well embarassingly admit i am a virgin and still single and can only imagine what sex is like cos the uk is so shit the women ignor eme here and i am getting nowhere arrgggh i wanna move to the fucking states

I think that there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. I didn't loose mine until I was 19. I am 23 now.  I thought he was the one but then he turned into an asshole.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #212 on: July 09, 2007, 09:39:12 PM »
Being a virgin is ok, so dont worry about it. Oh umberlee dont worry girl thats is my story too, except that i lost mine when i was 18, now im 21. But I lost mine though not cuz i was totally in love with the guy but more because of the curiousity...
« Last Edit: July 09, 2007, 09:40:17 PM by Solitary_Gurl »

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #213 on: July 09, 2007, 10:34:51 PM »
But I lost mine though not cuz i was totally in love with the guy but more because of the curiousity...
I know that conversation well.
"I'm supposed to get a "Bonner", what the hell is a bonner? Stick it in your .... what? We are supposed to be naked or something?".

boom boom cha cha cha cha cha cha boom boom cha wiki wah wiki wah
Songs like that scream out jail bait ... or no rhythm since verbal terms have no cacophony's.
Though the song reminds me of Genital Hospital or Night of the Giving Head.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #214 on: July 09, 2007, 10:38:15 PM »
Oh no thankfully it was nothing like that.....i think i would have given up if there was that much talking involved. I can say though that it wasnt what i expected....especially when a girl has a picture in their mind of what their first time will be like...but that was sooooo long ago.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #215 on: July 09, 2007, 11:32:38 PM »
I know that conversation well.
"I'm supposed to get a "Bonner", what the hell is a bonner? Stick it in your .... what? We are supposed to be naked or something?".
God I laughed so hard!!! The same thing for me Solitary_Gurl.  So far my sexual experiences was only with 1 guy.....the asshole.  Oh well fuck him, oh wait I already did that!
« Last Edit: July 09, 2007, 11:34:18 PM by Umberlee »

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #216 on: July 10, 2007, 01:04:23 AM »
on a haystack

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #217 on: July 10, 2007, 09:38:25 AM »
So you mean to tell us that you had a "roll in the hay" .....Sorry I couldn't resist.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #218 on: July 10, 2007, 10:25:36 AM »
In a pool. :) ;D

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #219 on: July 10, 2007, 02:16:02 PM »
Inside the Car of a Famous (Indie) Musician in the Spanish Rock Genre's Car.
Only to be caught (well not me, she gave it away by laughing when asked... "Did you two fuck in my Car while you waited for us?").

But none the less, the earth was shakin' and the backseat was quakin'.
Showed her who's the boss.
;)

Oh well fuck him
Don't mind if I do.
?

I am just wondering what position Umberlee was in to be borried that she was going to get cement scratches on her ass if she fucked in public?
You do realize you can stand up when you are fucking?
It is not like you are being pushed into the wall and all of the sudden you are fucked from behind only to have the brick marks in the front of your body?

I am just saying.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #220 on: July 10, 2007, 02:52:45 PM »
Inside the Car of a Famous (Indie) Musician in the Spanish Rock Genre's Car.
Only to be caught (well not me, she gave it away by laughing when asked... "Did you two fuck in my Car while you waited for us?").

But none the less, the earth was shakin' and the backseat was quakin'.
Showed her who's the boss.
;)


Dude, teach me.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #221 on: July 10, 2007, 04:35:09 PM »
So you mean to tell us that you had a "roll in the hay" .....Sorry I couldn't resist.

i sure did!  ;D

ive done it in a pool, on top of my moms car, in a hmong shack, in the shower, in a field at the river (thats a great story) in my friends car, on my friends floor, in my friends bed, in my bed with friends in the room, uh...i can keep going!  8)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #222 on: July 10, 2007, 11:14:08 PM »
damn! that list is forever
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #223 on: July 11, 2007, 05:00:46 AM »
So you mean to tell us that you had a "roll in the hay" .....Sorry I couldn't resist.

i sure did!  ;D

ive done it in a pool, on top of my moms car, in a hmong shack, in the shower, in a field at the river (thats a great story) in my friends car, on my friends floor, in my friends bed, in my bed with friends in the room, uh...i can keep going!  8)
All before Lunch.

Poing!!!!

Actually, Betsy. You brought up a strange but similar point.
A friend wants to have sex and have another person watch her do it with (name will be held for the court of law) and that third person is not supposed to touch or do anything just watch her get fucked.
More and more people like that idea of this happening.
Pretty odd if you ask me.

Necro, you mean about the Boss part or the Car Sex?
Well those things just fall from the sky honestly. I am lucky at being unlucky.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #224 on: July 11, 2007, 10:43:44 PM »
Unluckly luck.

I have in a graveyard. Mmmazing.