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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #175 on: May 16, 2007, 02:08:27 PM »
the people in the house who still use the phone always end up with a clump of sperm in their ear.
WHAT?
You said that was frosting for the cinnibuns!!!

I fucking knew you werent baking.

Sure was sweet though.... :-\

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #176 on: May 16, 2007, 04:42:11 PM »
no phone sex with you nancy...you gotta woman.  :P

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #177 on: May 16, 2007, 07:17:54 PM »
I wasn't asking for it B.
 
I was asking peoples opinions on it.
hypothetically, of chorus

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #178 on: May 16, 2007, 07:26:36 PM »
haha sure...just playing Nancy haha.. and I know phone sex can be fun or just plain funny...^_^

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #179 on: May 16, 2007, 08:14:23 PM »
no phone sex with you nancy...you gotta woman.  :P
Well what about your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman?

;)

I was asking peoples opinions on it.
hypothetically, of chorus

Well Hypothetically is going to kick your ass I will tell you that much.
I am sure "Hypothetically" wears brass knuckles.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #180 on: May 16, 2007, 11:48:54 PM »
Hypothetically wears brass knuckles around her neck

and Hypothetically has already promised me plenty of ass kickings

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #181 on: May 17, 2007, 12:27:32 AM »
You are Dating Flavah Flav?

For Rizzle?

:O

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #182 on: May 17, 2007, 10:52:42 PM »
Its a good possibility :o


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #183 on: May 21, 2007, 02:59:44 PM »
Hahaha dude I can totally picture her with brass knuckles around her neck.. And just to add on the topic I have found men who love to be dominated as well as dominate are so much hotter than all dominant. Nothing better then a man begging you to hold him down....^_^ I dunno where that came from lets just say I had a good night.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #184 on: May 22, 2007, 12:04:17 AM »
I dunno where that came from lets just say I had a good night.
Sounds like someone needs to do herself a Star Wars.

(A Han Solo).

;)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #185 on: May 26, 2007, 11:14:27 PM »
DO IT DO IT DO IT
and sent me video

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #186 on: May 27, 2007, 12:49:10 AM »
There is nothing wrong with that Betsy.
I would say open yourself up, see what you feel. You never know.
I think everyone has "that" friend which throws mixed signals, in other cases is the same sex as you.

If I were you I'd Fiddle her Diddle, but than again I am a guy I would Fiddle anything that has strings and some tail to make soothing music.
(I am talking about a Violin Perverts).

I was just talking to Adam about my three month Dry Well Spell, it is rather hard now that I had sex with that same person. I sort of want to go back but the sea clings onto driving me into a different shore.

I could either:
A.) Have sex with someone new.
B.) Wait for her.
C.) Take the Law into my own Hands. (which I am not a fan of).
D.) Run towards the Hill and never look back.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #187 on: May 27, 2007, 03:37:19 PM »
I am losing faith in love.

Id say, run away. Have secks with millions of girls, cos you are a stud...

And then MAYBE find love.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #188 on: June 27, 2007, 10:40:09 PM »
I am losing faith in love.

Id say, run away. Have secks with millions of girls, cos you are a stud...

And then MAYBE find love.
Well, I lost it a long time ago. :'(

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #189 on: June 28, 2007, 06:16:20 PM »
I am losing faith in love.

Id say, run away. Have secks with millions of girls, cos you are a stud...

And then MAYBE find love.
I lost it behind a Car, the girl gave me the best or....

wait, we are talking about two very different subjects here.

Hmm, though my personal life shall go untainted in this "public" domain. I find it particularly odd that once you are dating someone girls suddenly pay attention to you, but when you are alone; they don't show a sign of life for one.
Than there are those who just want to fuck you. (over, or literally... up to you on that thought).

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #190 on: June 28, 2007, 07:51:15 PM »
I find it particularly odd that once you are dating someone girls suddenly pay attention to you, but when you are alone; they don't show a sign of life for one.
Than there are those who just want to fuck you. (over, or literally... up to you on that thought).


That's why I purchased a fake wedding band*.  It's even dirtier with a married guy.


* I'm only kidding, I hope nobody is that pathetic.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #191 on: June 29, 2007, 06:36:19 PM »
Well. It's been two months and still no sex. I am beginning to think my penis hates me.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #192 on: July 02, 2007, 01:20:54 AM »
Well. It's been two months and still no sex. I am beginning to think my penis hates me.

quit your bitching its been way longer for me new years was my last time.. im starting to believe that if you dont use it you lose it


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #193 on: July 02, 2007, 05:03:22 AM »
Well. It's been two months and still no sex. I am beginning to think my penis hates me.

quit your bitching its been way longer for me new years was my last time.. im starting to believe that if you dont use it you lose it

No offense dude, but are you serious with that Chris Benoit signature? I'm sorry but that shit was mad funny when I heard about that.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #194 on: July 02, 2007, 06:04:11 AM »
My girlfriend's dad walked in on her going down on me and now she's in a ton of trouble because her parent's are dumbasses. All of my friends and even her best friend's mom think it's funny, but her parents have to be douchebags about it. I was wearing bright yellow SpongeBob Squarepants sleeping pants (I uhh needed pants for when I got out of the pool..) and he brought us down some apple pie, walked into her room and said "what the hell are you guys doing?" It was embarrassing, yet funny at the same time.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #195 on: July 02, 2007, 06:56:04 AM »
Ha. Damn dude.

That reminds me of this time I was with this girl. We were going at it,, she was moaning (keep in mind her moms room was right across the hall... and like her mom was screaming "WTF IS GOING ON IN THERE?!?"

The girl replied "HE IS TICKLING ME!"

As I was fucking her. lol

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #196 on: July 02, 2007, 11:25:55 PM »
I too would be embarrassed if they caught me with Sponge Bob paraphenalia in general, maybe thats why the Father yelled that. hahaha.

"Hey Kids, brought you some pie".
"No thanks Tom, I will get my own in a minute".
;)

Svenia, I just hope it wasn't just a tickling she got?

Hmm, being in this thread makes me hungry.
I am going for Dinner.
;)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #197 on: July 04, 2007, 01:53:56 AM »
Haha that reminds me of the time I was at my bf computer desk and he decided to go under the desk and have some dessert. Well luckily it was dark and his dad walked through to get to the kitchen and asked have you seen Steven.. I was like no.I think he ran out for a 7-Eleven run. Mean while I was squirming cause he wouldn't stop. It was soo0o000o wrong. but I loved it hahaha. Thank god for long skirts hahaha

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #198 on: July 04, 2007, 02:04:08 AM »
You are not the innocent girl I thought you were!
I am Shocked!
I mean SHOCKED!

Who goes to 7 11 when they have a Computer to use.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #199 on: July 06, 2007, 01:29:17 AM »
Hahahaha Sorry to disappoint you ^_~

But hey it was fun though in the end especially since their was the feeling of getting caught. I dunno it was a rush. man that was so0o00o long ago.