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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #150 on: April 01, 2007, 11:26:27 PM »
Well homer someone has to be the horndog in the relationship.......car sex was never an issue on my part....at least not that i can remember.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #151 on: April 02, 2007, 12:02:55 AM »
Well homer someone has to be the horndog in the relationship.......car sex was never an issue on my part....at least not that i can remember.

Pardon my French but ...

*Poing!!!!!

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #152 on: April 02, 2007, 12:03:59 AM »
me either i pretty much fucked in every single car me and my dad have own even on my tiny honda civic car shit's hot in my opinion.


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« Reply #153 on: April 02, 2007, 12:07:01 AM »
me either i pretty much fucked in every single car me and my dad have own even on my tiny honda civic car shit's hot in my opinion.
Uhm, the Car or the Girl?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #154 on: April 02, 2007, 12:16:48 AM »
Well homer someone has to be the horndog in the relationship.......car sex was never an issue on my part....at least not that i can remember.

Pardon my French but ...

*Poing!!!!!

oh homer, your making me blush.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #155 on: April 02, 2007, 01:17:16 AM »

ive had lots of sex in my car, very uncomfortable!...sorry homer, i cleaned it up before you rode in it!  :P

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« Reply #156 on: April 02, 2007, 02:07:19 AM »
ive had lots of sex in my car, very uncomfortable!...sorry homer, i cleaned it up before you rode in it!  :P

Hahaha, unfucking believable!

That was my first thing when I got in the back of your Car the first time. "I am sure she has had sex here". (This was just an assumption).

It is times like these that I am thankful that you are polite enough to go out of your way to do things for me. Besides, I already had ripped pants that night. I didn't want to have a guys fluid on my bum.

Let alone the night we went shopping for She-Male Hookers and Carrie was fucking drunk.

You know, couple of minutes ago you told me you were coming.
I think I rather not be inside your car. Lord knows what you've been doing!

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #157 on: April 05, 2007, 12:57:12 AM »
car sex isn't that comfortable.  sex on bleachers in the park isn't all that comfortable either.  sex in the sand with no blanket under you isn't very comfortable either. 

i just read this thread for the first time.  i wish i had read it like, whenever it started.  sex talk is my favorite thing ever

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #158 on: April 29, 2007, 09:34:10 PM »
Apparently the theatre where I work is a breeding ground for buttsex. Three of the girls there now have buttsex. I don't know what it is with people and anal, but... I dunno. I guess I'm not a fan of feces haha.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #159 on: April 30, 2007, 01:14:15 PM »
don't know what it is with people and anal, but... I dunno. I guess I'm not a fan of feces haha.
whats there not to love about feces?

I remember this one time Homero has poo all over him and was just pounding away...

wait this is getting to personal.
you people dont need to know my life story.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #160 on: April 30, 2007, 09:00:06 PM »
Trust me, he was EVERY where. You wouldn't have stopped him either if you knew the things he knew and was capable of doing!


I had more Pooh on me than sweat on my body once I was done.

Most Males like Anal Sex because of the idea of its attributes of Taboos plus not to mention the Dominance one can have over the Girl.
I remember hearing an argument between my two friends, apparently they got drunk once and she offered to receive anal for the first time and my friend maybe took it too seriously that when he asked again (in front of me) she said no. He yelled out "You Fucking Bitch! Why would you play with me that way!".
hahaha, wow Anal power has more strength than the Cerebellum itself.
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #161 on: April 30, 2007, 10:07:47 PM »
hahaha, wow Anal power has more strength than the Cerebellum itself.
Haha. I understand scientifically why men love anal, I just don't personally agree (I think that is what I was getting at?). More power to ya if that's your thing though haha.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #162 on: May 01, 2007, 12:40:37 AM »
I think it also has a level of intimacy to it.

alot of girls well let you fuck them. but anal sex is something they arent gonna just give up. Its an issue of trust. You have to be pretty comfortable with someone to let them stick a cock in your ass. so when a girl allows you to it shows she really trust you

yes?
no?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #163 on: May 01, 2007, 05:55:13 AM »
Very well put lol.. Yes its about trust lol^_^ You just made anal sound like dinner in the candlelight haha. Good job buddy lol

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #164 on: May 01, 2007, 05:21:19 PM »
You just made anal sound like dinner in the candlelight haha.

Well... it could very well be a meal ;D

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #165 on: May 01, 2007, 09:22:56 PM »
You just made anal sound like dinner in the candlelight haha.

Well... it could very well be a meal ;D
Thank God I am Vegetarian?
:P

It is true, some gals/ guys only like sex through the Gully hole.
Much of that idea is for sanitary reasons.

I agree with Negative's comment above, though I kinda wish now that he doesn't buy me Dinner when I visit him now. Lord knows what he may expect after that.

It sounds more like a joke a friend told me once:
What is the Most Venenous Animal out there?

The Scorpion?

No.

The Snake?

No.

The Sweat of a Frog?

No.

Than, what is it?

It is the Cock of a Donkey. Let a stinger like that prick you ... trust me, you won't survive to tell about it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #166 on: May 02, 2007, 12:03:26 AM »
It is the Cock of a Donkey. Let a stinger like that prick you ... trust me, you won't survive to tell about it.
Haha, nice.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #167 on: May 02, 2007, 12:37:52 AM »
Haha nice Homer and Adam it just could be lol....

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« Reply #168 on: May 07, 2007, 11:59:40 PM »
lol

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #169 on: May 15, 2007, 02:21:34 AM »
I Need Sex.

You know what to do.

;)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #170 on: May 15, 2007, 02:55:02 AM »
*pulls down panties and talks in deep butch voice*

LETS DO THIS.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #171 on: May 15, 2007, 04:28:11 PM »
i need some sex too. im getting frustrated.  >:(

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #172 on: May 15, 2007, 05:43:00 PM »
phone sex

thoughts?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #173 on: May 15, 2007, 09:40:49 PM »
Hahaha, unfucking believable!
Jenn hacked into my account! That bitch!

Svenia, I didn't say stop.

Oh god, what does that say, I rather molest Svenia over Betsy?

I haven't had Phone Sex in a while. My psychiatrist said I need to stop role playing, because the people in the house who still use the phone always end up with a clump of sperm in their ear.
:(
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #174 on: May 16, 2007, 08:54:51 AM »
two words...scandinavian leather...