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Offline Tauriainen

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #125 on: March 23, 2007, 01:46:38 AM »
you dont see me posting a pic of trouble #1 and trouble #2 or my hoo-ha!  :P

Don't let that stop you ... uhm er...

It is your god given right as an american, go ahead and post pictures of your oingo boingo.

He isn't the only one who can post how big his Cock is. Here you Go.
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #126 on: March 23, 2007, 01:58:58 AM »
I figure everyone should see my penis. So there it is. :)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #127 on: March 23, 2007, 08:31:53 AM »
jerry, why would you post a picture of your penis? you dont see me posting a pic of trouble #1 and trouble #2 or my hoo-ha!  :P
I think me and homero need to help you out, like were trying to help jen

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #128 on: March 23, 2007, 03:49:17 PM »

and yea stevie, do her. and take pics, and send them to her grandma

Funnily enough, that was my initial idea.

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« Reply #129 on: March 23, 2007, 10:10:53 PM »
I guess I might have to post mine...
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #130 on: March 24, 2007, 01:28:09 AM »
My penis only. :)

Just kidding. :) Everyone post your genitalia!


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #131 on: March 24, 2007, 11:41:54 AM »

and yea stevie, do her. and take pics, and send them to her grandma

Funnily enough, that was my initial idea.
oh, and I thought it was implied... but it probaly wasnt.... send them to me too ;D

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #132 on: March 24, 2007, 07:47:49 PM »
im giving up sex.

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« Reply #133 on: March 24, 2007, 08:59:08 PM »
lol... why hun?
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #134 on: March 24, 2007, 09:29:42 PM »
Well I completly gave up masterbation for Lent.

I'm shocked that I still haven't cranked it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #135 on: March 24, 2007, 10:00:25 PM »
lol... why hun?

because i only get hurt by it...you meet someone, theyre great, things are great, and when you finally give in and have sex with them, things change and they end up being jerks and screwing you over. im done with that and those kinds of guys so the next penis to enter my body will be my husbands.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #136 on: March 25, 2007, 01:43:35 AM »
Well I completly gave up masterbation for Lent.

I'm shocked that I still haven't cranked it.
I did it for two years.
Though having a band and a lot of reading helped me with that.
It just depends how you keep yourself busy, my hobbies were odd to just exaggerated sometimes. Though fun sometimes.

I am sorry to hear that sweety, I know it must feel hard for you to go through that. You are never alone Betsy.
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Don't let one fucker ruin your life.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #137 on: March 25, 2007, 02:44:10 AM »
lol... why hun?

because i only get hurt by it...you meet someone, theyre great, things are great, and when you finally give in and have sex with them, things change and they end up being jerks and screwing you over. im done with that and those kinds of guys so the next penis to enter my body will be my husbands.

Have you ever thought that the only reason they were nice to you in the first place was just to get into ur pants? You can take the route you said you are or you could just do it for fun... of course you would have to be more careful, but there would be no strings attached and no commitment so no more getting hurt. Your decision though =)
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #138 on: March 25, 2007, 06:54:08 PM »
ive done that too...ive had a fuck buddy for 4 years now, thats all he was. then he started feeding me a bunch of bullshit too. "why cant we ever have anything more than this?...i love you"...then the wheels in my head start turning, i think about it for a few weeks, and finally i say "you know, it might work" and then he tells me that he didnt know why he said it, he was just drunk.

so, either way, i lose.  :-\

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #139 on: March 25, 2007, 10:04:22 PM »
Well I completly gave up masterbation for Lent.

I'm shocked that I still haven't cranked it.
I did it for two years.
Though having a band and a lot of reading helped me with that.
It just depends how you keep yourself busy, my hobbies were odd to just exaggerated sometimes. Though fun sometimes.


I started working out, that's helped out a lot. Ironically though, I would probably look much better jerking it now.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #140 on: March 26, 2007, 01:13:39 AM »
ive done that too...ive had a fuck buddy for 4 years now, thats all he was. then he started feeding me a bunch of bullshit too. "why cant we ever have anything more than this?...i love you"...then the wheels in my head start turning, i think about it for a few weeks, and finally i say "you know, it might work" and then he tells me that he didnt know why he said it, he was just drunk.

so, either way, i lose.  :-\
\

Well, don't lose faith yet... there's someone out there for everyone. Don't give up... or you might miss what it out there for you. Sometimes what it is that is there for you is right under your nose... you just haven't noticed it yet   ;)
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #141 on: March 26, 2007, 07:13:39 PM »
It's funny how one day a person that is like your best friend forever of the opposite sex can turn to you and say I think it could work if we had a relationship. I understand completely. It's strange, in my situation I've know this girl for 10 years, we have never had sex, but the girl acts like a girlfriend. I mean everything but the sex. Then the other day she says I'd like to try something......

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #142 on: March 26, 2007, 09:13:59 PM »


like sex?  ;)

Offline Tauriainen

Re: The sex thread
« Reply #143 on: March 26, 2007, 09:52:30 PM »
like sex?  ;)
Don't mind if I do.

Thank you berry much.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #144 on: March 26, 2007, 10:17:18 PM »
HAHA!! I think so!!  ;) Like sex.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #145 on: March 28, 2007, 09:22:12 PM »
When Adam said he started a Black Metal Folk Rock Band I was hesitating to wonder what that would sound like.
It wasn't until his first show that I knew what he meant.



He did mention in the past that he sang his balls off.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #146 on: March 28, 2007, 10:57:30 PM »
^I had to cut my hair though....

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #147 on: March 28, 2007, 11:05:53 PM »
ok people please keep the bullshit in the bullshit thread this is the sex thread lets keep it X rated


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #148 on: March 31, 2007, 05:29:46 AM »
I had sex in the back of a car for the first time. :)
 A bit uncomfortable at first... but I got a hold of it.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #149 on: March 31, 2007, 07:10:24 AM »
I had sex in the back of a car for the first time. :)
 A bit uncomfortable at first... but I got a hold of it.
Yeah, in my opinion it is the most awkward place since you/she can't get comfy. Next thing you know she is jumping up and down and bumps her head on the roof. Than you try to take off your pants in a small envoriment, in which case you have to unbuckle and pull them down that way.
(And this is while you are on the back of the seat).

I was about to have Parking lot sex after a show with the g/f. Though I turned it down because the friends wanted to go Drinking and Clubbing, than she invited me to the bathroom to have stall sex.

Sheesh some people are just horny bunnies!
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