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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #100 on: March 07, 2007, 12:47:46 PM »
homer and those damn goats!  :P

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #101 on: March 15, 2007, 03:25:08 PM »
Oh come on Betsy, you know there is a soft spot inside you for my thoughts.

(No pun intended) .... or maybe .... ;)

:P

Lately I have been thinking less and less about sex, it is the other way around now. It is the girl who is the horny one and I am the one who chooses if she gets at the moment or not.
I find it odd. But still nice to see that I have always had things in control and perspective.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #102 on: March 18, 2007, 08:50:36 PM »
I love it when there is a conversation during sex... like her saying "I wanna taste you" or "I want you to cum with me" It just drives me crazy. I also love foreplay... makes things so much better. I like to handcuff her and blindfold her and then kiss her in random spots and avoiding her vagina... It's funny when you kiss her in a spot that was completely unexpected cause she can't see you and you just see goosebumps run up her body and she gets the chills. It drives her crazy... after a while she'll be saying "I want you to taste me" and stuff like that and I just say not yet and she tries to fight it but she can't. I swear you can get a girl close to having an orgasm just by doing those things. And when the time comes when I am ready to taste her I take off her blindfold and look her in the eyes while she watches me eat her out... but even then I tease her by stopping once in a while. Then after a few minutes of that I unlock her hands and she grabs my hair and pulls my face in between her legs. Oh god I love it!   ;D

On a side note... I am a firm believer that the atmosphere where you are having sex makes a huge difference on how good it is.

Also I like being gentle and rough... I love biting and sucking.
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #103 on: March 18, 2007, 08:57:20 PM »
wow!  :o

i should hang out with you!  ;)

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #104 on: March 18, 2007, 09:00:51 PM »
HAHA  :P


I havn't even said what I do during sex  ::)  ;)
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2007, 09:33:21 PM »
no double posting please sir...


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2007, 10:18:34 PM »
I havn't even said what I do during sex  ::)  ;)
Just as long as you don't slap them in the Bee Hind and yell "Who is your Parental Guardian, Who'se your Parental Guardian!!!!".
I think you are A-O-K.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #107 on: March 18, 2007, 10:19:59 PM »
you didnt like that homero? :-[

You seemed to enjoy it...youve even requested it a couple times


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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #108 on: March 19, 2007, 02:54:44 AM »
Doggy style... while looking down... I am obsessed with a girls ass, just not anal sex.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #109 on: March 19, 2007, 08:19:36 PM »
I havn't even said what I do during sex  ::)  ;)
Just as long as you don't slap them in the Bee Hind and yell "Who is your Parental Guardian, Who'se your Parental Guardian!!!!".
I think you are A-O-K.

lol there's might be slapping involved but none of that immature talk. I don't have sex just to do it and satisfy myself... I do it like it's the last time I'll ever get to do it... making it fun and all that stuff makes it so much more enjoyable. I also keep records in the back of my head of the most orgasms i've given to a girl in one session... It's nice to know stuff like that =p
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #110 on: March 19, 2007, 09:58:19 PM »
you didnt like that homero? :-[

You seemed to enjoy it...youve even requested it a couple times


I did find it weird that we both enjoyed that, but for fucks sake, why was your right arm harder than the left?
Miracle's of science? or you like to the law in to your own Hand?
:P

Inferno, you are odder than the average bear.
hahaha.
Not that I want to know your collection of greatest hits there, I am sure it is a nice list there.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #111 on: March 19, 2007, 10:47:14 PM »
Ok so maybe I did sound a little weird but I'm sure I vouch for every guy when I say we wanna know how good we are in bed.

And just to kill the curiosity... It's me 3 and her 7 within a span of 2 hours... not the longest I've gone for but it just goes to show you it was a damn good 2 hours =P ... 1 hour 45 minutes to be exact.
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #112 on: March 21, 2007, 01:07:02 AM »
this is getting weird....

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #113 on: March 21, 2007, 02:25:03 AM »
http://i5.tinypic.com/4795343.jpg

Oh no.

Jerry naked? oh no no no no
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #114 on: March 21, 2007, 02:53:13 AM »
I know. :(

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #115 on: March 21, 2007, 03:57:34 PM »
this is getting weird....

You are telling me!
I think .... I think it just moved!

hahaha.

Ok, with all the seriousness now.

Since when has this Forum ever been a normal one to begin with?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #116 on: March 21, 2007, 05:11:17 PM »
Would it be wrong for me to bone my step-cousin?

Before you label me as extremely fucked up, keep in mind that I met her when I was 14, and we developed an attraction before my mom's engagement to the step cousin's uncle was ever announced. She also lives out of state, so I've never treated her like a cousin. And imagine Reese Witherspoon with super nice legs; she fits that description well.

Am I a pervert?

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #117 on: March 21, 2007, 05:21:10 PM »
I guess everyone has that dilemma in their life.

In some cases some guys share that connection with their cousin.

Personally I wouldn't suggest it. Because this will only cause problems within the family.
Like everyone says, look but don't touch. Touch but don't eat. Eat but don't enjoy.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #118 on: March 21, 2007, 08:50:08 PM »
Well all I know is that if she made the first move, I'd have a hard time resisting.

It's not like there's a blood relation.....dear god I'm fucked up.

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #119 on: March 21, 2007, 10:16:54 PM »
I see nothing wrong with fooling around with her... but if it gets to become more than that then I suggest getting the approval from the family. But in all honesty... it's what YOU want, not what THEY want.
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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #120 on: March 22, 2007, 03:38:09 PM »
Is there a blood relation?
if there's no blood relation then no problem.

My heart's a graveyard baby...

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #121 on: March 22, 2007, 04:33:57 PM »

jerry, is that really your penis?  ::)


and stevie, do her.  :D

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #122 on: March 22, 2007, 04:50:31 PM »
that is his penis..... notice the tats.

and yea stevie, do her. and take pics, and send them to her grandma

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #123 on: March 22, 2007, 05:00:43 PM »
Oy!
Each and one's of you's is goings to hell.

I think I would go with Negative's thought here.
Cuz sweet damnation will be forever sweet with evidence.

:P

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Re: The sex thread
« Reply #124 on: March 23, 2007, 01:10:00 AM »
jerry, why would you post a picture of your penis? you dont see me posting a pic of trouble #1 and trouble #2 or my hoo-ha!  :P