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Offline LoseYouTonight

Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2007, 02:54:37 PM »
a muslim woman knocked on my door last night - i refused to open the door but spoke to her through the letter box just to see how she fucking likes it!

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Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2007, 04:35:42 PM »
Haha... cos you cant see the rest of their faces...

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Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2007, 05:35:20 PM »
ohh dear that is a whole new low.

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Offline shady6670

Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2007, 04:23:08 AM »
Jesus walks into a hotel and gives the guy at the sign in desk 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
Force able vows she whispers unto the dark
She puts a wet finger on the candle lighting her heart
We say goodnight to sweet Libertina Grimm

Offline shady6670

Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2007, 04:25:58 AM »
Just remember another one... it isnt technically a joke, just something me and my friends found hilarious when they asked me to come up with a joke whilst high:

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? - "Fuck you I'm the priest!"
Force able vows she whispers unto the dark
She puts a wet finger on the candle lighting her heart
We say goodnight to sweet Libertina Grimm

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Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2010, 08:37:44 PM »
im bringing this fucker back...for like...the 3rd time.



heres a joke.

2 haitian's walk into a bar.....it collapses.



heres another.


whats Haiti's favorite game?

Quake.



and one by my man Gallagher.

why is it called a t.v. set...if you only get 1 of em.

Offline Jay

Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2010, 10:03:22 PM »
At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."

Offline JoeDevine

Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2012, 04:13:51 PM »

I saw a Jehovah's Witness coming up the drive and called out to my daughter, "Quick, pretend I'm not in!"

So she started masturbating with the hair brush.

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Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2013, 12:18:16 PM »
LOL- epic win!

« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 12:19:23 PM by 616 »

Offline Jay

Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2013, 02:54:49 PM »
What's a black man and sperm have in common?








1 in a million work.

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Re: shitty jokes
« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2013, 04:05:50 PM »
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?                                                         



A pizza can feed a family.