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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #350 on: April 25, 2006, 08:31:47 PM »
It was the "Kidson de la jarman - Payne" that got me.
you just like make up your surname as you go along don't you?
If so I formerly declare myself to be :

"Gemma Kidson Vine de la Payne - Urbanowicz"
try saying that after a few sherries.
One day I'll buy you a nice fat ring wifey, it'll be sparkly. if you're gonna have my name you may as well have some bling.


Well the first part up until the Kidson is all real but then it just gets funny...I thought you'd get a kick out of that...'cause of the whole name combining thing.. :D

Ooh bling...I'll be like 50 cent of Gemmaland..

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Stop exposing me Homeslice!!! >:(


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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #351 on: April 26, 2006, 01:56:36 PM »
In writing a paper on the effects of U.S. consumerism on the world, I came across the fact that there are 20 mcdonalds restaurants in Helsinki alone.

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #352 on: April 28, 2006, 12:49:24 PM »
I hate McDonalds. I did have to eat there yesterday. while I was at Gettysburg.

the most boring place on the face of the earth.


 

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #353 on: April 29, 2006, 11:07:29 AM »



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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #354 on: April 29, 2006, 01:30:52 PM »
im grumpy  >:(

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #355 on: April 29, 2006, 03:35:51 PM »
okay I'm house sitting and apparently that means I get to baby sit too.

well. these kids. are the worst kids I have ever baby sat in my life.

they Locked me out of the house, and I didn't have a key or shoes on of course. so then the oldest girl says that she has a key at her house down the road so an half hour later I make my way down there with the two little boys and Jacklyn is outside talking on the phone. the key no where in sight. I call my mom to see what to do, she gets mad and hangs up on me, and then the woman who i am watching the house for calls. and she says I have to get on a ladder and go in through the balcony window.
In short.
I'm never having kids.

 

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #356 on: April 29, 2006, 04:11:14 PM »
give em a good punch, that always works ;)

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #357 on: April 29, 2006, 05:58:53 PM »
I have found that most effective.
especially to the forehead, neck and throat regions.
my brother knows the merits of "neckbackforehead" as its known in our house.

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #358 on: April 29, 2006, 06:05:43 PM »
oh the best part was that after i got into the house I was using erm.. the facillities and the little monster who locked me out came storming in the house bringing a friend and nearly broke down the bathroom door. I sent her flying down the stairs with her little friend following very close behind her.

 

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #359 on: May 06, 2006, 01:31:05 PM »
Alright well its time to roll. I'll see/talk to everybody when I get back on August 20. I'll keep my account open, so feel free to message me if you want, i'll be checking my messages weekly. I will not however be able to fill trade requests until when i get back. So shouts to thulsa doom, betsyrules, and our diabolikal rapture, everyone who i've traded with and who have helped me out along the way(Jay, Jambo, Gemma).

PEAS OUT Y'LL!!!!

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #360 on: May 06, 2006, 01:49:41 PM »
good luck dude take care and be safe talk to you soon.



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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #361 on: May 06, 2006, 03:10:29 PM »
Alright well its time to roll. I'll see/talk to everybody when I get back on August 20. I'll keep my account open, so feel free to message me if you want, i'll be checking my messages weekly. I will not however be able to fill trade requests until when i get back. So shouts to thulsa doom, betsyrules, and our diabolikal rapture, everyone who i've traded with and who have helped me out along the way(Jay, Jambo, Gemma).

PEAS OUT Y'LL!!!!

Good luck dude!

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #362 on: May 07, 2006, 10:55:13 PM »
does anyone else notice how when Ville is saying Sweetest torment for the 3rd verse in HEM, it comes out like SHWEETEST?
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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #363 on: May 07, 2006, 11:12:59 PM »
ive noticed that

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #364 on: May 08, 2006, 07:31:19 PM »
 >:( >:( >:( arrrrr!! im so pissed! so i get a call from my sister and she sounds all excited....im guessing wtf? she says...."guess what? i just won tickets for the weenie roast.....PIT TICKETS!!" im over here calling from work and my cell nothing, she tries from MY line phone, and oh she wins. i would be happy if she were taking me, but no shes taking her bf. ahhhhh i give up! >:(

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #365 on: May 08, 2006, 08:03:14 PM »
babe dont worry ill tell you about it later ok ;)


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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #366 on: May 10, 2006, 07:19:47 PM »
I just lost a friends $400 Camera which I will have to pay for now. :(
Oh well, it will give me an excuse to buy myself one now.
But still! Who fucking steals another man's Camera right off your house!

Right now I am bored as hell at work.
Listening to people speak about their personal situations right infront of me, if it wasnt enough they have pics.
EWWWWWWWWWW!
What ever you do, never let in those 80 year old couple's into an adult store.

*feels his penis suddenly falling off.

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #367 on: May 11, 2006, 06:00:00 AM »
i like pie

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #368 on: May 11, 2006, 07:38:40 PM »
me too...my favourite is cherry pie.....but I also like apple pie....and peach pie...and blackberry pie..and pumpkin pie.. and strawberry rhubarb pie... and lemon meringue pie...

I prettymuch like every kind of pie.


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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #369 on: May 11, 2006, 08:17:33 PM »
You're forgetting the savoury f00.
you can't just rush in with a list of sweet without catering for everyone, Chicken & mushroom, steak & Kidney, Lamb & something or other...

I don't understand Pumpkins at all, In general I think they are evil. They smell terrible and taste worst..although I have an odd fetish to want pumpkin soup...mmm soup.

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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #370 on: May 11, 2006, 09:36:40 PM »
yes but I wasn't catering to YOU I was catering to myself :D

you only want pumpkin soup if Patrick Wolf makes it.


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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #371 on: May 11, 2006, 09:45:58 PM »
cause yous a bitch innit? you blame me for everything in the world and then forget to even add me to your wanton pie list.
a lesser woman would kick you in the head, and if you weren't so far away I'd be willing to be a lesser woman. *e kick*

I only want anything if Patrick Wolfs doing it, put it this way if Patrick wolf made you a really really ugly shirt made from a table cloth you'd wear it, and you know you would. I would and I'd tell him it was the greatest thing since the invention of the lightbulb.
Pumpkins are still shit though.


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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #372 on: May 11, 2006, 09:50:15 PM »
now now don't be hasty...

don't be hasty..I'll give you a try...but if you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

spice girls <3

You're pat's whore that's why..

pumpkins are fun to carve though...


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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #373 on: May 11, 2006, 09:58:23 PM »
Haha wtf? where did that come from? you're well random.
but yes spice girls = <3 I'm still wondering like seven years later what exactly "zigaziga" was meant to mean.

No I'm Ed's whore, and Ed's Pats whore, and you're my whore. and Jarvis cocker owns us all. fact.
Dunno about that one, my mum wont let pumpkins in the house so as an act of rebellion I carved a Banana and stuck it on the windowsill to make her feel guilty. didn't work.


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Re: Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876
« Reply #374 on: May 11, 2006, 10:06:25 PM »
classic spice girls...right there man..right there..
do you need to question them? it's obviously some super spice language...like Gemmish but less cool...

we're all whores in our own way is that it?
I should try carving a banana that'd be rad...


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