Random Bullshit No. 1,0347876

[Ikkunaprinsessa]

I am supposed to be the one that remembers things, you are the one that can read minds through tin foil and duct tape.
Everyone has, I know it, even the very few people that haven't heard of me have had a dream that featured me.

No, they thank Jesus too, you can't forget Jesus. Nobody cares about Budda.

I think you could do it. Don't challenege the singer though, I think he could bite your arm off.

Not very caught up with your family are you? You should kill him, you just lost your chance at leeching off stardom.

Nice to know you are so caring about him, he may wonder why it took you so long to learn they broke up though.

I figured you would understand where I was going with it, but I wouldn't dare actually say it, just tried to lead you to believe I would.
I think 3 people have asked me to be their friemd for groups/intrests. I only talk to one of them. I need to check. How often do people message you obvioulsy interested in sex though?

[Gemma]

aww yeah, I remember that now...the mega earrings and phyliis baking Dr Who cakes, Limmassol and mad greek women who knit holey jumpers...Duct tape and tin foil mind reading. damnit we have some weird conversations don't we?

I still want to know where the flour went? I bet the mad greek woman ate it.

In my dream though you had bright red shoes on and kept telling me about a canoe, then you went mad and kept saying "this is the wrong song! I didn't request this!" so yeah Freud would have a field day with me. personally I feel its the Maximo park red adidas trainers, I naturally associate you with Paul which is never a bad thing.

you creeped into the mind of the nation, I've twigged it now, the evil laboratory you told me about...its sleep! you control peoples minds.

"I'd like to thank my mom, and god for my talent..I praise him everyday..praise be to jesus!" *gemma turns tv off*
the gwenyth paltrow oscar speech was a personal favourite of mine, she thanked everyone from the gardener to her maids cat.

He's a prat, he's the one that ran off to Oregon..who fucking goes to Oregon anyway..loser. where the hell is oregon anyway?

not really considering most of them are fat and inbred, I deny ever having met most of them, and luckily the vast majority of them are so drunk they don't recognise me anyway.

I think I shall. but I can't be bothered. I'll wait till easter thats when I'll next see him anyway, I'll poison his beer and slowly watch him panic himself to death.
I needed that gig I can't rely on having talent... so now my only options are to sleep with Pete Doherty, pose topless or have a baby and live out my dreams through them.

I don't think he liked being in the band anyway, I never went to one of their gigs, ah well looks like we're both going to be graphical masterminds, He's offered me some work which I might accept as long as his emails don't get any gayer.

I love the boy but he need to stop being so friggin cryptic, I'm not a scientist. its all "a red hawk flies over moscow at midnight" type crap with him.

Haha you can rely on me to know when you're fishing.
I love you! is my love not good enough! *sulks*
too many bands have added me and I don't even listen to any of them except the ones I personally requested, I'm a member of one group thats worth even looking at.

Laura everyday. she wants me.
I've had to take out a restraining order, although secretly I'm quite interested, don't tell her that though.

On myspace everyones interested in sex, thats why it was invented, horny twenty somethings trying to sound important.

EDIT :
 

your opinion dont count you like editors :lol:

oh how I love the wit of those on the Rakes official forum, I mean come on it must have taken him days to come up with that.
I'm going to find him and beat him to death with tent pegs. whilst singing Munich. 

[Ikkunaprinsessa]

I still have the picture of my mega earrings somewhere on my hard drive. I so won that contest. I did get a note in the mail a month ago, it just looked like scribbles, I may have thrown away my thank you note for the flour. It could have just been some crackhead that dropped it in my postbox though.
What do you want to bet no one has any idea what we are talking about?

That wasn't a dream, you don't remember when I came to your house? I got over the sea by canoe, but I ruined my shoes on the way there so I had to get some new ones, they were some beautiful red Adidas trainers. We were sitting in the forest with the radio on and I called to request a song, they never played it. Then someone stole my canoe so I had to call Gary Numan for a ride home.
That was such a fun day.

Maybe it is, but what will you do to stop me?

I missed it, I need to start watching the Oscars for 10 second intervals to see something great.

I knew that was coming as soon as I said it, it is always the lead singer that destroys a band. Oregon is above California, which is to the left of   Nevada, where I live.

I'm sure if you wait he could always find a new band. Invest in mind control if you want reassurance.

Were they any good? No point relying on a band that isn't any good.

Is that explaining what he wants you to design? Is he a football player or in the army?

Your love is more than good enough, it puts me through times when I have to reply to megaposts while talking on AIM though. No need to sulk though.
I don't accept them now. I'll listen to them and give them a chance though.
I'll keep it secret, I can't gurantee that everyone else will do the same though.

Yeah, I just laugh at it, if you want to meet people over the internet you may have a problem, just maybe. There has to be some reason to message randoms on Myspace.

BTW, Laurel says hi.

[LonelyRoad]

im soo listening to Panic! At The Disco right now...

[ForAllTid]

im like so listening to the number 12 looks like you right now.

[Gemma]

I still have the picture of my mega earrings somewhere on my hard drive. I so won that contest. I did get a note in the mail a month ago, it just looked like scribbles, I may have thrown away my thank you note for the flour. It could have just been some crackhead that dropped it in my postbox though.
What do you want to bet no one has any idea what we are talking about?

That wasn't a dream, you don't remember when I came to your house? I got over the sea by canoe, but I ruined my shoes on the way there so I had to get some new ones, they were some beautiful red Adidas trainers. We were sitting in the forest with the radio on and I called to request a song, they never played it. Then someone stole my canoe so I had to call Gary Numan for a ride home.
That was such a fun day.

Maybe it is, but what will you do to stop me?

I missed it, I need to start watching the Oscars for 10 second intervals to see something great.

I knew that was coming as soon as I said it, it is always the lead singer that destroys a band. Oregon is above California, which is to the left of   Nevada, where I live.

I'm sure if you wait he could always find a new band. Invest in mind control if you want reassurance.

Were they any good? No point relying on a band that isn't any good.

Is that explaining what he wants you to design? Is he a football player or in the army?

Your love is more than good enough, it puts me through times when I have to reply to megaposts while talking on AIM though. No need to sulk though.
I don't accept them now. I'll listen to them and give them a chance though.
I'll keep it secret, I can't gurantee that everyone else will do the same though.

Yeah, I just laugh at it, if you want to meet people over the internet you may have a problem, just maybe. There has to be some reason to message randoms on Myspace.

BTW, Laurel says hi.

you so didn't, I started work and had to wear stupid little cubic zirconia studs so I dropped out of the running due to an unforseen set back - thusforth it was cancelled. you never won, I'll never allow you to beat me.

damn was it in greek? do you get greek crackheads? maybe she was a crackhead? you never really hung round long enough to ask her, I sent her a thank you for my holey jumper...thus far no reply, but I hold onto the hope it'll come one day.

I've got £5 riding on it personally, no one ever knows what we're talking about..isn't it great? its like being five years old again, I can pretend to be a pirate! *raids dress up box*

Oh yeah..OH..I totally remember it now, I was on meds at the time which made me zone out but I totally remember seeing a red squirrel eating a nut in the forest.
Why would you not divuldge to me where you got your shoes? you know how much I want a pair of my own, they're proper class footwear apparel.

Gary numan and his uber pop pilots license, did you send him my regards? New wave ledgend that he is. *sings - CARS*
maybe you requested Cars and they didn't play it, so to defend your honour he was happy to give you a lift home.
It was a brilliant day. *misty eyed*

Nothing, I like it too much.

Oh they totally repeated that bad boy on tv, it was brilliant half the auditorium had gone to sleep when she started talking about her dad.

Technically Gabriels a spanner, if you've ever heard any of the bands songs [which most likely you wont have] then you'll realise that although he has a reasonably good voice his lyrics leave a lot to be desired. such as the one where he says something about Turkeys.

Well. thats some new info for my "who wants to be a millionaire?" application form.

I shall...question is who? I'm not related to any of them. although I'm sure I can delve out a few Welsh relatives and claim to be cousins with the lead singer of the Automatic, they're damn good.
I'll go get the tinfoil to wrap round his head.

actually truth be told they weren't that good at all, they could have been had the other three members had as much ambition as Gabriel to make it big, Nicholas can't even be bothered to sign copies of the album so what chance does he have of becoming a proper rock star?

Plus its "industrial" - [is that really a definition or did I make it up then and there?] metal, and I don't gel well with that, I don't really like much metal and Industrial don't cut it at all. Theres only one band in that catergory worth a wank - Esoterica.
[they send me christmas cards I feel obliged to plug them accordingly]

He explained what he wanted me to design, but he also tried to make me sign the official secrets act...do I look like James Bloody bond?
how can I possibly make something in PSP which has the potential to endanger national security?
He's a twat...and a photocopier engineer.

Yeah youknowsit.
I add everyone this is why I have an abundance of bands I've never heard of on myspace, except all the obvious ones [rakes, editors etc.]which I befriended. and the boundary cause they're rather cool.

Damn it. tis' okay Laura knows she wants me, its not a secret anymore...I'm not ashamed of my same sex lover. *cue theme tune to Jerry springer*

Most people on the internet are insane and deserve to be sectioned, hence why they're online because they're a threat to humankind.
there isn't one, Myspace is for posers to post interesting pictures of themselves looking coy in mirrors * not that I do that..cough*

Laurel! I luffs her, I sent her a PM earlier <3

[Ikkunaprinsessa]

You know the challenge was for me to beat your huge wooden ones, which is exactly what I did. There was not much more to it, you didn't have to wear them for the rest of your life, just own them and have them on long enough to take a picture.

It may have been, the only thing that you could really read was my address. It just looked like scribbles, the name was no clearer. Crackheads exist everywhere, I wouldn't doubt for a second that she may have thought the flower was something else.

I'll be the dumbass that has everything. I need a tutu, a set of vampire teeth, and a beard.

Yeah I didn't want to say anything at the time but you seemed drugged up to the eyeballs when I was there. You should not have tried to catch that squirrel, that's why you make sure that you don't confuse large forest bears with red squirrels.
I don't remember the name of the place, it was some weird french store or something, maybe German. I can't tell the difference.

I sent him a letter last week, I'm old fashioned like that. I hope he writes back soon, but who knows where he is these days?
I can't remember the song, but it may have very well been Cars. Gary has helped me in the past, I think he may just do it because I saved him from those pirhana last year. Damn Petco.
We should do it again, next time share whatever the hell you were on though.

I never watch those shows about it either, just because I know they will eventually go to judging what the people wear.

I'm sure I haven't heard them, it always helps if I know what the name of the band we are talking about though to be sure. Turkeys you say?

It could work, be sure to tell me whenever you get into the VIP so I could go and reap the rewards with you.

If he already wouldn't sign albums if they got big he wouldn't either. Everybody would think he thinks too high of himself.

I don't listen to industrial either, I think, I'm horrible at categorizing bands. The genre does exist, don't go taking credit for others' words.

The Officals Secrets Act is a necessary document for you to sign when you design something. Every image could very well hide some secret that you don't even realize you put in there. Why do you think some people want certain colors? Not because they like them, I can tell you that.

I'm friends with a bunch of characters from The Mighty Boosh, I don't know why, but I decided to add them.

I swear I wasn't the one that told her. I didn't want to risk any odd times between you.

In my defense, I am online because I don't have anything to do. Scouts honor.
I would never do that, the auto timer is your friend, unfortunately the only camera I truly have access to is on my phone. I don't have my arm showing except for the joke picture.

She was worried because I noticed you signed off after I finally finished the message and said that. I told her you would eventually get it.

[Gemma]

I know the challenge...wood? what wood? I don't remember having wooden earring thou art obviously blind.

damnit don't mock the poor greek woman, she's dyslexic and partially sighted, her hand was mangled in a terrible sheep shearing accident in 1986, she's never fully recovered.

I pretty much thought so, I think they just vary in skankyness from place to place, there are some which don't look like Pete Doherty, I know what he'd have done with the flour, then you have Kate moss who you and I both know regardless of what she sticks up her nose I'd walk on broken glass to sleep with it.

I'd pay money to see you in a tutu, the vampire teeth are mine. preclaimed years ago old boy.

I was as high as a kite, the trees had arms and the sky was purple, I know I know...the fact he bit me tells you a lot about my nature skills, oh yeah french and German are really alike...I can see how you would mistake them 
German people are so much cooler the french people.

Garys old fashioned too he complains he can't use this new fangled interweb but secretly I know he can work google, I caught him looking at porn.
last I heard he was in Alaska holding a benefit concert for abandoned snow penguins.

Gary helped me through my drug addiction, he was my rock.
You saved Teh newmans life? Ohmygod can I have your autograph?..We shall how you fixed for easter? I'm doubling as the easter bunny at a kids party but I'm free all afternoon afterwards, I'll bring purple hearts, you'll like them they make you see stars.

seriously tv isn't worth having unless you can openly slate people over their fashion sense, what is life if we can't waste our time abusing everyone else?

I swear I did? somewhere amongst all the other posts...somewhere..I'm not looking for it though, he's lost to the cause its better to go on without him.

Opus Bridge : http://www.myspace.com/opusbridge
Indeed turkeys, I think its on "relgious bleeding" something blah blah blah "cooking turkey in its own juices" how utterly fabulously cringeworthy.

Oh but of course. freebies for everyone!
I think he did, its a bit sad when you're in second rate rock band and think you're a proper rick star "Yeah I'm hardcore I fix photocopiers and get stalked by preteen girls!" I swear I need to see him so I can point and laugh, I bet his biggest fans having a nervous breakdown.

I wasn't I was merely inquiring *pokes jordan in the eye*
I don't catergorise anymore its like "good" - "really good" - "rubbish bin" thats it.

omgzrofl. never thought of that..what does red mean? does it means secretly I'm in the french army?, I'm a threat to national security..oh I'm so proud.

cause the mighty boosh pwns your face.
"I've felt your moves, how flimsy are they? they're like being caressed with a natural yoghert"
Oh how I love quoting boosh.

she knows she's my bitch. no time for me to get back in the closet [large cupboard actually] now.

no I fall into the first catergory [IE - sectioned] but yeah I pretty much have sod all to do, except write nasty porn and make tutorials for other threats to national security.

Oh no I am a ledgend to the cause, I love the whole "Look at me posing whilst looking slightly off to the right, even though I am the only person in the room whilst appearing to be slightly angsty and a little bit artistic" thing.

I was falling asleep on my keyboard, which I still am now.
I got two hours sleep earlier and had a dream about Ross from the cribs having quadruplets, he had breasts and kept renaming the babies "Oh no I'll call this one stuart!" but somehow they were all called stuart. now I'm terrified to go back to sleep.

But I gots it!

 

 

[ZomB]

what the hell are you guys talking about? 

[Gemma]

I have no idea Bets. honestly.
somehow it all makes some kind of rational sense in my head though, but feel free to jump in anytime it makes any sense to you.

[Ikkunaprinsessa]

what the hell are you guys talking about? 

I wish I knew, I just let my mind rest and all the sudden I have a page of a soon-to-be novel.
I would like to say again that if anyone understands anything that we are saying feel free to jump in and add your thoughts as well.

I know the challenge...wood? what wood? I don't remember having wooden earring thou art obviously blind.

damnit don't mock the poor greek woman, she's dyslexic and partially sighted, her hand was mangled in a terrible sheep shearing accident in 1986, she's never fully recovered.

I pretty much thought so, I think they just vary in skankyness from place to place, there are some which don't look like Pete Doherty, I know what he'd have done with the flour, then you have Kate moss who you and I both know regardless of what she sticks up her nose I'd walk on broken glass to sleep with it.

I'd pay money to see you in a tutu, the vampire teeth are mine. preclaimed years ago old boy.

I was as high as a kite, the trees had arms and the sky was purple, I know I know...the fact he bit me tells you a lot about my nature skills, oh yeah french and German are really alike...I can see how you would mistake them 
German people are so much cooler the french people.

Garys old fashioned too he complains he can't use this new fangled interweb but secretly I know he can work google, I caught him looking at porn.
last I heard he was in Alaska holding a benefit concert for abandoned snow penguins.

Gary helped me through my drug addiction, he was my rock.
You saved Teh newmans life? Ohmygod can I have your autograph?..We shall how you fixed for easter? I'm doubling as the easter bunny at a kids party but I'm free all afternoon afterwards, I'll bring purple hearts, you'll like them they make you see stars.

seriously tv isn't worth having unless you can openly slate people over their fashion sense, what is life if we can't waste our time abusing everyone else?

I swear I did? somewhere amongst all the other posts...somewhere..I'm not looking for it though, he's lost to the cause its better to go on without him.

Opus Bridge : http://www.myspace.com/opusbridge
Indeed turkeys, I think its on "relgious bleeding" something blah blah blah "cooking turkey in its own juices" how utterly fabulously cringeworthy.

Oh but of course. freebies for everyone!
I think he did, its a bit sad when you're in second rate rock band and think you're a proper rick star "Yeah I'm hardcore I fix photocopiers and get stalked by preteen girls!" I swear I need to see him so I can point and laugh, I bet his biggest fans having a nervous breakdown.

I wasn't I was merely inquiring *pokes jordan in the eye*
I don't catergorise anymore its like "good" - "really good" - "rubbish bin" thats it.

omgzrofl. never thought of that..what does red mean? does it means secretly I'm in the french army?, I'm a threat to national security..oh I'm so proud.

cause the mighty boosh pwns your face.
"I've felt your moves, how flimsy are they? they're like being caressed with a natural yoghert"
Oh how I love quoting boosh.

she knows she's my bitch. no time for me to get back in the closet [large cupboard actually] now.

no I fall into the first catergory [IE - sectioned] but yeah I pretty much have sod all to do, except write nasty porn and make tutorials for other threats to national security.

Oh no I am a ledgend to the cause, I love the whole "Look at me posing whilst looking slightly off to the right, even though I am the only person in the room whilst appearing to be slightly angsty and a little bit artistic" thing.

I was falling asleep on my keyboard, which I still am now.
I got two hours sleep earlier and had a dream about Ross from the cribs having quadruplets, he had breasts and kept renaming the babies "Oh no I'll call this one stuart!" but somehow they were all called stuart. now I'm terrified to go back to sleep.

But I gots it!

 

 

It looked like wood, it's hard to remember with the picture that you gave me and the months that have passed since I saw it. I still won, regardless of the material of the earring.

I didn't know of the incidents that befell her, but I write better than that, asians read my wirting and get two seperate messages out of it.

They seem the same everywhere, Pete seems to be a bit different though, he hasn't gone to jail for it every time and everybody thinks he's a god still. Most people on drugs as extreme as him get disowned, he seems to have gone the other way (mostly). Kate is still quite the attarctive woman, but she's so frail that she has to cling to the nearest lightpole when she begins to feel a gust.

You won't be seeing me posting pictures of myself in a tutu on the internet anytime soon, but trust me, I have done it. When Halloween comes around you don't always remember a costume, you don't always have to wait for Halloween to dress like a fool though.

I'm sad you didn't share, but I could barely keep my eyes open anyways, time changes take their toll on you. I would have passed out and wasted the day away.
Of course they are, but everybody in that general hemisphere of the world seems the same, only a few countries don't count.

Anyone can use google, you put in what you want and hit enter, they recently made it easy for people that are disembodied voices. I don't think that quite makes sense, but that's how easy they make it.

Yes, it is quite the long story, it is for another time. I'll imaginary FedEx the autograph for you, you most likely won't get it judging from their past. Maybe imaginary UPS woud be a better choice.

Easter it is, I'll try to catch a plane that will arrive around 10 AM so I can sleep and won't have to bring a backpack filled with pure caffine to stay up all day. Not too familiar with purple hearts but I trust you, I can always give them a try.

I'm too tired to look at the link at this point, I am going to bed once the message is done. We can converse about them at a later time.

Even if you said no I would have ended up finding out and getting there. I just thought it was nice to ask before I barged in.
I'm sorry, I usually don't make fun of spelling errors, but every so often...*looks at sig* What exactly is a rick star? is this some new type of music? Maybe a completely new type of media?

Ow... I may need an eyepatch after that. I'm not going for a blue medical one though, it's a full on pirate one. May I inquire how you managed to reach me? I wasn't exactly able to look around after to see where it came from.
I have Good and Bad with the subcategory Phat in each.

Armies are only signified when you also have a number in it somewhere, it doesn't matter which number, unless the number is 666 (or other numbers with second meanings [ex. 420]), 12, or 182, 666 depends on the manner used, 12 means you have an STD, 182 means that you are a practicing Scientologist. The color for the French slips my mind.

I hate when people look to the side, I wonder what could be so interesting that they decided to completely forget that they are in the process of taking a picture of themselves. If they would just say why it would make it so much less confusing. I have to look around the picture for mirrors so I can see if it is possible to see what it is, it adds too many extra steps.

Do I even want to know who the father was?

I told her you would, I also made sure she knew you did get it.

[Tauriainen]

Looking back in time, all that existed was fun. Life goes on, you try to make the best of it.
Even when you fall in and out for those you least expect that would exist in a world where you dream to live.

I am Safe in a Dream.
You know where to contact me, inside that "Dream".

[alterego]

i quite fucking smoking yesterday i want to harm people

[SOLITARY_GURL]

^^^^im glad you decided to quit smoking love. 


I feel like kicking some motherfucking ASS!!!!!! i am oh so pissed....its not a nice feeling!

[ZomB]

im spreading the....


L-O-V-E 

 

[ZomB]

ew....i spread the love and i get negative karma? thats not right. 

[ForAllTid]

im going to like 10 concerts within the next 3 months. Who knows what fall will bring...

[Errin]

I hear ya Bets!
Love and hugs all round!

[Jerry Lee]

All of you shall die in my heaven, and rot in this hell.


WOOOOOO

Hello. How is everyone been doing? I miss you all.

[Dylon Fujifilm]

All of you shall die in my heaven, and rot in this hell.


WOOOOOO

Hello. How is everyone been doing? I miss you all.

i love that! its my new quote

[alterego]

ok, i heard the name "marius" today.  its been pissing me off ever since because i can hear his name being used in a movie its in, but fuck me man, i can't remember the name of the movie....

ok typing it out just made it come to me, so nevermind....  so now this is a totally random post but whatever i haven't talked to y'all in a while

[vtioldlde]

img  getting ready to leave to go see the sisters of mercy

soooooooooooo pumped to see them

[Errin]

Marius is in queen of the damned. He is lestat's maker.

[ZomB]

i was groped today by a child...he said he liked my boobs. hahahaha! kids are nuts. 

[Ikkunaprinsessa]

What? Was this one of your children? If so, what kind of kids do you teach? They learn young these days I guess.