The Sacrament
Graveyard => The Archive => Topic started by: Shane on July 07, 2005, 06:48:47 PM
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If there having one were having one too.
(http://home.earthlink.net/~rocketrob/images/restrooms_wall_men.jpg)
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I've just read the other one...its traumatic.
Plus I don't like talking about periods as a general source of conversations..so I shall be reading this one..a lot.
if anyone ever posts here...*silence*
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*tumbleweed rolls by* if you guys get to read ours tehn we get to read yours!
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The rule of this forum is that only guys can post. Girls can read but not post. same rule for the chicks.
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I've just read the other one...its traumatic.
Plus I don't like talking about periods as a general source of conversations..so I shall be reading this one..a lot.
if anyone ever posts here...*silence*
I dont know if I want to read eithers honestly.
One we could be talking about PM's in one Topic and other we could be talking about how horny a guy gets in the morning without knowing it.
So it is an odd one there either way you put it.
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im loving that ladies room thread they are talking about giving head and eating pussy man i should could go for some pussy right now
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Guys really arent the same as girls when it comes to gossiping are they....
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so how about them vagina's
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To me, this isn't a place for bitching, unlike the girls..
EDIT: I've just read the girls thread. Very interesting.
I'm glad I have a penis.
If you give head, I'll go down there. I'm trained.
Never have shaved my legs.
Betsy, I feel for you. +1 for being cool.
And, Jose is being a suck-up so girls can like him.
And I'm the only guy, that doesn't post in that thread.
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douglas seriously dude quit it i have nothing against you and i never have i am not going through the same bullshit as before ok if you dont like me do as many others have and ignore me will save you a couple of headaches. if i have offended you in anyway i m really sorry dude. now im not being a suck up at all i dont know what it feels like to be in that pain but believe me i know it hurts as i've posted in that thread i grew up on home with 7 gals and seing them in pain makes me feel bad for them i am not sucking up to them simply because most of the girls in that thread im friends with already. now on the matter of oral pleasure i think it plays a good part in any sexual relationship for us guys is a win win situation.
PS: also douglas im extending you my hand as friends wether you want to take my apologies or not i still dont have anything against you. you're actually a pretty laid back kid
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I'll PM you about it.
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im starting to love the girls thread just look at what laura is talking about man i though i would never meet a girl that refers to her vagina as pussy LOVE YOU LAURA!!! ;D
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So lets get a guys convo going, all the girls are in full flow.
so hot girls... who ?
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from the board?
Laura (both of the) BETSY!!! ANNEE!!! laurel and GEMMA!!!
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so how about them vagina's
Alotah Fagina.
"Yeah I'll have a dozen fagina's please".
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I'm glad I have a penis.
If you give head, I'll go down there. I'm trained.
Never have shaved my legs.
So do your parents, it would be bad if you didnt after all this time?
:P
Careful who you say it to. I know some guys here who wouldnt think twice on your second remark. I thankfully have my own agenda, and it doesnt involve the same sex.
Well there are some guys who are forced to shave due to personal or work related reasons.
Than there are those weirdos who do it for the fun of it.
I think I am one of those, well not my legs. Some people have seen my legs. I am far from having bald legs or hairy. :P
Again there is nothing wrong with shaving (anywhere). Just as long as you keep it in the circus and clean about it I am sure no one minds.
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i shave my semi unabrow. i have enough problems as it is! last thing i need is a fucking dead gerbil on my forehead.
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i shave my semi unabrow. i have enough problems as it is! last thing i need is a fucking dead gerbil on my forehead.
ahaha nice.
You might as well take this opportunity to post up some hot chicks :)
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i shave my semi unabrow. i have enough problems as it is! last thing i need is a fucking dead gerbil on my forehead.
i use tweesers to do my semi unibrow, it doesnt grow back as thick as shaving
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i thought metrosexuals shaved their legs?
not trying to offend anyone
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Guys really arent the same as girls when it comes to gossiping are they....
yeah we are...so how big is your penis...really?
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i shave my semi unabrow. i have enough problems as it is! last thing i need is a fucking dead gerbil on my forehead.
word of advice when you shower plug them out its easier and less painful. never shave they grow thicker
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i shave my semi unabrow. i have enough problems as it is! last thing i need is a fucking dead gerbil on my forehead.
word of advice when you shower plug them out its easier and less painful. never shave they grow thicker
i will remeber those words....
and nick. 9' inches yo.
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i thought metrosexuals shaved their legs?
not trying to offend anyone
Eh, I wouldn't say that. I've done it before and still do it every now and then, but to look "pretty" or anything. :P
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Damn typo. I meant not to look "pretty" or anything.
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Modify button.
Why are the girls on pade 7 and we're only on 2? Gees, someone talk abot penises aor scrotums or something.
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i have a random question.
When asking a girl out do all of you guys stutter or is it just me? i mean im fine through out the whole date and all but when it gets to that point, i start sweating and i can barely get words out its quiet embarrasing
oh and douglas the gals are on PAGE 7 not on PADE 7 and the reason for that is that they are more comfortable about talking to each other then we are im sure you wouldnt ask anybody in here if anybody has cut themselves shaving their balls now would you?
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i have a random question.
When asking a girl out do all of you guys stutter or is it just me? i mean im fine through out the whole date and all but when it gets to that point, i start sweating and i can barely get words out its quiet embarrasing
oh and douglas the gals are on PAGE 7 not on PADE 7 and the reason for that is that they are more comfortable about talking to each other then we are im sure you wouldnt ask anybody in here if anybody has cut themselves shaving their balls now would you?
well a lot of guys studder. its a very nerve racking moment in a young mans life to ask a female out. i try to avoid talking. if the moment is right, ill grab her hand, or i get close to her, see how she reacts, then say like, "im really diggin on you", or something funny to break the ice. then its gold.
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Modify button.
Why are the girls on pade 7 and we're only on 2? Gees, someone talk abot penises aor scrotums or something.
Their thread started before ours, and girls love to talk about stupid shit.
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Next they'll be comparing feminine odours.
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i have a random question.
When asking a girl out do all of you guys stutter or is it just me? i mean im fine through out the whole date and all but when it gets to that point, i start sweating and i can barely get words out its quiet embarrasing
oh and douglas the gals are on PAGE 7 not on PADE 7 and the reason for that is that they are more comfortable about talking to each other then we are im sure you wouldnt ask anybody in here if anybody has cut themselves shaving their balls now would you?
well a lot of guys studder. its a very nerve racking moment in a young mans life to ask a female out. i try to avoid talking. if the moment is right, ill grab her hand, or i get close to her, see how she reacts, then say like, "im really diggin on you", or something funny to break the ice. then its gold.
usually i have good conversations during dinner by say the fourth date if im still digging the chick i tried asking her out i remember once my voice completly left me it was so embarrassing.
and mike is right
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You lot are the worst men ever.
Has anyone tried the beer called Pilsner?? When i went to Praque i drank it everyday and have now found a place in England that sells it.I recommend it if your a fan of beer.
I had a nice day yesterday. I work in a camera shop and had a young woman bring in photos on a memory card to be developed. She said to me the photos are very personal and she wants 6x4" prints of them all. Little did i know they were very personal like herself and boyfriend doing naughty stuff. It was quite busy in the shop and everyone just shut up completly, i was embarrased serving the lady so god knows what she felt like.
Also isnt it the most annoying thing when woman refuse to give you head unless you do the debt to them first??, laziness thats all it is.
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I'm giving up pussy until next year.
/me thumbs up.
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Next they'll be comparing feminine odours.
You know what I hate about guys.
When they show off how many times they have slept with girls, for fucks sake they act as if they were gynecologist at a convention party.
Oh here Leeroy smell my finger, oh try this for size ....... blah blah blah.
Hahaha. Thats funny Jamie. I once took pictures of a girl (who wasnt connected to me romantically). Apparently the b/f saw those pics and told her not to see me anymore. Eventhough she is my best friend (still) I filmed her using projector type of film. So you can imagine what that person's (the film developer) reaction was when he saw her naked as well. I dont think I would ever go and do that. You have guts. :)
I want to try that beer, for curiosity. I wonder if it can be sold here since I havent heard of it. I might have to go to a British Pub?
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i have a random question.
When asking a girl out do all of you guys stutter or is it just me? i mean im fine through out the whole date and all but when it gets to that point, i start sweating and i can barely get words out its quiet embarrasing
oh and douglas the gals are on PAGE 7 not on PADE 7 and the reason for that is that they are more comfortable about talking to each other then we are im sure you wouldnt ask anybody in here if anybody has cut themselves shaving their balls now would you?
well a lot of guys studder. its a very nerve racking moment in a young mans life to ask a female out. i try to avoid talking. if the moment is right,ill grab her hand, or i get close to her, see how she reacts, then say like, "im really diggin on you", or something funny to break the ice. then its gold.
you must be a lonely lonely man......
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yo just because you are getting married you dont have to come on here and offend the ones that are having trouble with the ladies
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i have a random question.
When asking a girl out do all of you guys stutter or is it just me? i mean im fine through out the whole date and all but when it gets to that point, i start sweating and i can barely get words out its quiet embarrasing
oh and douglas the gals are on PAGE 7 not on PADE 7 and the reason for that is that they are more comfortable about talking to each other then we are im sure you wouldnt ask anybody in here if anybody has cut themselves shaving their balls now would you?
well a lot of guys studder. its a very nerve racking moment in a young mans life to ask a female out. i try to avoid talking. if the moment is right,ill grab her hand, or i get close to her, see how she reacts, then say like, "im really diggin on you", or something funny to break the ice. then its gold.
you must be a lonely lonely man......
i am. :P
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Im sorry to hear that BMX.
But last I heard 'Lex got more Pussy than your regular neighborhood Vet.
So that tells us that much about this guy.
:P
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Im sorry to hear that BMX.
But last I heard 'Lex got more Pussy than your regular neighborhood Vet.
So that tells us that much about this guy.
:P
o yea, homer hows being a pimp?
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Homer - Here is the beer's site, it says it can be found in the USA. http://www.pilsner-urquell.com/
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i've heard of it way back when i was like 16 i do believe they sold it at the liquor store from my old neighborhood
maybe i should check it out? can you describe the flavor?
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Next they'll be comparing feminine odours.
You know what I hate about guys.
When they show off how many times they have slept with girls, for fucks sake they act as if they were gynecologist at a convention party.
Oh here Leeroy smell my finger, oh try this for size ....... blah blah blah.
I don't think that come up in the conversations I have with other guys.
Pilsner is a popular beer here.
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I cant describe the taste. Its nice and its golden, thats all i can think of.
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maybe i should drive down to my old hood and buy a 12 pack. lately i been drinking MGD but its taste its getting old i tried heinekin(sp) but i didnt like it when i go to mexico i drink modelo negra and bohimia the best two beers i've ever taste it and they are kind of strong.
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Going back a few posts here but man when i asked out my gf i shat my self. My palms were sweaty and i was nervous and for some reason when im going through shit like that i always need to take a dump. She guesed pretty much straight away i was into her though which kinda made things easier, the best bit about it was as soon as i asked her she just kissed me which made things kinda more relaxed.
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I need a cigarette.
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I need a cigarette.
I need weed for my concert tomorrow.
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who are you seeing?
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Head Automatica with three openers.
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ah the hippies years some guy was giving me a talk about concerts back in the days he said that if you didnt get laid in a concert was because you were gay he also said that weed was the drug for pussies
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I need a cigarette.
I need weed for my concert tomorrow.
I'd hook you up if you lived here.
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Homer - Here is the beer's site, it says it can be found in the USA. [url]http://www.pilsner-urquell.com/[/url]
Thanks for that. I am planning Frightday with couple of people, so I might go to a pub now just for that. Too bad a certain LA Gal isnt coming or else it would be a funnier experience. :P
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I need a cigarette.
I need weed for my concert tomorrow.
So easy to get it here. Walk down the street and thats all you smell. We have the best as well, BC bud.
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I pick mine up from some guy who lives a few streets from me, you can smell it from his house like half way down the road and about 100 people a day pick up from him, I have no idea how he hasen't been busted yet.
The best thing about him is he looks like Blade.
(http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/blade-trinity-1.JPG)
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The first Blade kicked ass.
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does any body else here get a diffrent feeling when they listen to a certain song when your high? i do i get all idk inside
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::)
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thought you were off the grass marcos?
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no i just been cutting down
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ok here's a question for everyone including the girls (girls can PM with advice)
about 5 years ago i meet this beautiful polish girl in high school we started a relationship when we were in high school when it came time for graduation she decided to move out of state to go to college we still kept the relationship going after a year of being gone she decided to move back to LA we got engaged a few months after that and two years ago before the wedding i caught her cheating with the best man. she completly destroyed my life not only by cheating but in many other ways she is the reason why i'm not "normal." about 2 weeks ago i found out she had moved back into LA and last monday night she showed up in my school and she begged me to talk to her and saying she wanted to make things right i didnt pay attention to her i just got into my car and drove away by the time i got home she was parked outside my apartment and she was crying and all this other bullshit i got fed up with it all so i deceded to listen to her she told me how she truly loves me and all bow i know she was bullshitting. she told me how she had cancer and now she can't have babies( i already knew that since im still in good terms with her cousin and her mom) now i am lost and dont know what to do i am depressed i am confused and most of all i am pissed at myself for letting her come into my life again she took everything that was good for me she completly f\turned my whole life inside out and left me handing for dear life. the only good thing that came out of the relationship with her was that i meet the guy that introduced me to HIM through her. now my question is what would you guys do if you guys were in my shoes? would you blow her off? give her another chance? or get revenge by leading her on and destroying her entire life?
thanks in advance
this is her pic was taken with my webcam about 2 years ago
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Blow her off. Nothing says "fuck you" like cheating.
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Fuck her. Why go back with her when she might do the same thing.
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Yeh man i agree blow her off. What a bitch cheating on you like that. It isnt cool to just play her about and hurt her like she did to you... you know how it feels yourself but if she really is into you that will be enough punishment. Learning that she's lost you cos she fucked with your best man is enough. Just let her go back out of you life and im sure you'll find someone who will treat you right.
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Her picture reminds me of Lindsay Lohan. But yeah. Blow her off. She fucked you good. If a girl did that to me, there's no way in hell, I'd ever talk to her again.
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yeah i stopped talking to her but i have no idea and why she came back to my life out of nowhere i mean she just has this way to control me like she can look sad and ill forget all about everything but this time isnt the same i wan't revenge yet i dont want her to go through the pain she put me through. and douglas believe me she looks nothing like lidsay lohan she isnt that anorecxic(sp)
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yeah i stopped talking to her but i have no idea and why she came back to my life out of nowhere i mean she just has this way to control me like she can look sad and ill forget all about everything but this time isnt the same i wan't revenge yet i dont want her to go through the pain she put me through. and douglas believe me she looks nothing like lidsay lohan she isnt that anorecxic(sp)
I agree with you to an extent, but sometimes you have to put them through the same pain as they did to you. If you're more the compassionate type, then I guess I can't blame you for not wanting to really hurt her in return.
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I have a buddy who married a girl who he knew had a past history of messing around, needless to say, he is now getting divorced from the garden tool. Bad news man. >:(
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I have a buddy who married a girl who he knew had a past history of messing around, needless to say, he is now getting divorced from the garden tool. Bad news man. >:(
heh, garden tool, i get it.
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Hoe?
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Hoe?
Ding ding ding we have a winner!
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Damn, here I was about to say Screw Driver.
I suck at guessing games.
Who actually puts Waldo where you least expect it!
*Kicks a rock.
:P
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i was reading the new revolver this morning at work and i saw the etwine thingy on it it reminded me of you and alex homer weird ::)
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Miller Light is gross
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i was reading the new revolver this morning at work and i saw the etwine thingy on it it reminded me of you and alex homer weird ::)
any scans?
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Doug was more than cool to tell me the same day it came out. I bought it just for that purpose eventhough I dont support magazines like that.
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Doug was more than cool to tell me the same day it came out. I bought it just for that purpose eventhough I dont support magazines like that.
Ohh snap snap snap. 8)
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well i love this thread too, it allows me to be myself
**scratches her nuts and puts her hand down her pants**
I dont know if I am turned on or scared about this one.
:P
Here is something "interesting" for the girls, dont ever leave a tampon in your designated area more than you should. A girl once passed out due to over exposure to that thing and had no liquids in her body. So never leave that there for too long.
Here is a tip for the guys who shave or trim their pubic hair, if you are going into the pool please shave, wax, trim or rip it off. Just know that exposure to clorox when you go to the pool will start get irritation and that if you start scratching it, you will bleed and cause more problems for you.
Journals of medicine couldnt be much more disgusting even if they didnt try.
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just reading that made me start scratching :o
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Alot of people scratch alot here.
Either there is a lack of reading in the department, mental isolation, or someone has hygiene problems.
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???that was confusing, but i do have mental isolation. :(
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Today was interesting...got arrested!
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Today was interesting...got arrested!
story?
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My friend almost got arrested for his shirt the other day.
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Please be the Jesus is a cunt shirt.
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nope the Chimaria, "FUCK YOUR POWER TRIP".
We got off the train and there were armed police because of the Terror Alerts
The cop was like "come here Im doing you for section 5 of the public whatever ....... act"
but they let him off if he wore it insdie out.
It was funny.
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ah getting arrested oh the memories lol
anyway the coversation they are having over at the ladies room is seriously disguting i dont want to know about shit going up girls pussies except for my penis
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haha. Thats a tame shirt in comparison.
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The Girls are talking about periods and where talking about T- shirts.
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in a way, were both talking about rags. :D
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wow, tough crowd... :-[
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Hmmm... out of curiosity from the girl's front. Do any of you pubic shavers ever get any ingrown hairs? Razorburn? How do you prevent it? Come now...fess up.
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Its alot like facial shaving, depends how you do it. If you do it going upwards, it will cause that. Thats why its usually best to go downwards.
With practice makes perfect that the best I can say.
Well I cant say I can compete again Ann and Betsy's conversation.
And I dont think anyone here wants to measure their penis, yet alone post it, so we wont talk about it.
I am sure there are the chronic are masturbators here so that topic doesnt sound erotic nor pleasent to think about. hahaha.
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Yeah but if you go downwards, its harder to get a close shave. SO what do you do, just go over the same spot 45 times? Meh, fuck it. We should all buy electric shavers for these things....
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razorburn no ingrown hairs nope i just use alot of shaving cream and alot of baby lotion and i do it when im right out of the shower
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It probably has to do with the kind of skin you have too.
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Electrics dont work too well, they only trim. If you are trying to use 3 roller blades on the scrotum sack it will hurt because it pulls the skin all together.
Blades work better, yes, but if you use it going up you get the in-grown hairs plus you actually over use the blade faster as well as the pad on the razor.
HINT: Always try to use a new knife, for better finish touch up on the hood of the car.
Some do wax, others do the electric feel (no i am not talking about Vibrators) or the razors itself.
Females have it better eventhough the high pierce of the skin in the vagina tends to be a hard place to shave.
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The what pierce? Thanks for the FAQ by the way...
+1 for you
Err... It didnt work. Remind me to do it after an hour
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Unless you have a home cooked ham for us, get the fuck out.
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I don't see any of the other guys bitching. And by the way, I resent that comment.
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i dont think you have to worry about her being on here dude she just wants to find shit out even though a girls place is in the kitchen that was kind of mean
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It was a joke. We get bitched out for posting in their thread so I thought I would incorperate some "Man" humor in the way I asked her to leave.
Sheesh, maybe you should be posting in the other thread ;)
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Unless you have a home cooked ham for us, get the fuck out.
I laughed out loud.
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that is pretty funny
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Apparently I heard a Doctor speak of the high part of the vaginal section call it the Pierce of the Clitoris.
Why? I have no idea.
But pubic hair does grow in that area, and sometimes it isnt easy for a female to shave there. I know girls who have said that they are afraid of cutting themselfs while shaving if they do it too fast. And yes, it is a serious thing if you do it deep.
I wont post a picture because we arent allowed, and I dont know if you can post nakee pics of the trim job as well Daphne.
But again, practice makes perfect thats for sure.
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::chuckles:: No offense taken, guys. Actually that is a dificult place to shave, and if/when you cut yourself its pretty agonizing. I dont understand how people go and get themselves waxed. But anyway.... back to your man talk. It's good to know that you guys have some similar shaving troubles...
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the name is now nancy
Wow, today is a dark day for Masculine world.
:P
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i always new free was ghey. He drew a cocktoo good :D
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:D :D :D
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he drew it for me... :P
*runs out of the room before i have to cook a ham*
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i always new free was ghey. He drew a cocktoo good :D
i never claimed to be straight....and having the name nancy doesnt make someone gay
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There is a guy named Gaylor Fucker.
But nothing happened there.
hahaha.
I just read your post about Betsy raping your Bejesus in her Sports Car. I can actually picture it, its too funny.
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i always new free was ghey. He drew a cocktoo good :D
i never claimed to be straight....and having the name nancy doesnt make someone gay
i wasnt talking bout the name, more the detailed cock. ;)
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Are we really like in the mens room? you know with urinals and shit?
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there you go shay
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/villehermannivalo/50531004.jpg)
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* undo's pants *
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wheres the hole?
just kidding!!!!
im readin the ladies room thread and man o man is it gettin hawt in there. i think the mens room is here just so us guys can talk about whats happening in the ladies room.
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just out of randomness has anybody ever gotten blue balls?
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just out of randomness has anybody ever gotten blue balls?
yes. hurts like a mother fucker.
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Nice new sig dude. Colors are awesome!
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just out of randomness has anybody ever gotten blue balls?
yes. hurts like a mother fucker.
Everytime I hear that, I think of the episode where Fez accidently gets ink on his hands and turns into a chronic masturbator.
At the end of the show he reveals (without knowing) that he masturbated so much that his testicles changed colour.
I dont know how Lex got his. I hope its from getting a kick in the knads, not the Fez way. :P
For shits and giggles someone should make a "I'd Hit It With ..." Thread amongst the members of this Forum. But somehow I suspect that everyone wants to jump Betsy's bone. :P
(Oh and Jenn thought of the Topic, and we both made the same conclusion about Betsy as well. Dont ask us why, we are that lonely).
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thats because im hot and have nice tits! ;)
i cant cook a ham but i can make good chicken parmegian! 8)
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thats because im hot and have nice tits! ;)
i cant cook a ham but i can make good chicken parmegian! 8)
and chicken parmegian is sexual inuendo for...
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..... a good chicken parmigiana. Stop reading so much into things!
SO blue balls actually does exist, eh? Us girls are always told its just a lie guys tell to get us to give them head....
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no theres a medical name for it...cant remember it though
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no theres a medical name for it...cant remember it though
i believe the sciencetoligical (hehe) term is Bitchgavmehnohedanleftmehanginitis.
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Fuck blue balls. It sucks.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britainsciencehearing;_ylt=AvzekFC8O_r9jkxrsW4QSBys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-
If this evidence enough nothing is.
ciao.
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Blue balls is quite painful. I'm not too fond of it.
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i've gotten them twice once when i was 14 and the other when i was 17 it was very embarassing becasue my mom took me to ther doctor and the doctor told my mom oh you have nothing to worry abouts its just blue balls BOTH times what an asshole he was
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i've gotten them twice once when i was 14 and the other when i was 17 it was very embarassing becasue my mom took me to ther doctor and the doctor told my mom oh you have nothing to worry abouts its just blue balls BOTH times what an asshole he was
it woulda been worse if he explained it and the process
" Well first mrs. Thy Name, he must have masturbated, probobly to your husbands old porono collection or possibly the fanily computer, then he was interuppted, then he couldnt get rid of the erection...in his penis..."
hahahaha im so damn funny.
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ok changing the subject whats a good birthday gift for a girl im dating? i can't take her out dancing becasue im sick as fuck flowers seem abit cheesy and candy ? come on who gives candy anymore
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The best present is something that has some real meaning, not one of those cliche presents. Think about some things, perhaps inside jokes, and get her (or make) something that fits. My girlfriend always enjoys those sort of things so much more, 'cause they have meaning.
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could i get a courtesy flush in here please, geez. ;D
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hey jose, and you told your parents why now?
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what the fuck are you talking about?
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los huevos azules haha
speaking of which i got a joke for you!
cuando llueve, te gusta ver gotitas o ver gototas?
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no seas mamon guey thats the oldest joke in the book.
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but man is it funny. hehe ;D
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masturbation is fun.
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Uh ................. It is.
But 10 times better when someone gives you a hand.
(No for the first time ever, I am not hitting on you Ian). :P
This week hasnt been to the fullest. I have been hit on (by weirdos), molested (by weirdos), burnt (by a weirdo).
I am tired of getting the same comments, "Oh did anyone ever tell you that you look like [insert name of some famous hobbo]".
Now its just ackward hearing comments.
I cant wear make up, I cant wear anything reasonable, I cant be myself.
Ah, I guess I am just bound to kill a hooker or something with this attitude.
If anyone needs me I will be in a Bar or some Isolated place. :P
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Homer, you can kill a hooker if you want to. There not people anyways.
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Where have I heard that?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH nevermind. Im slow.
"You may have killed her when you shoved all of that money down her throat, I dont know. ...."
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Family Guy
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ever noticed how men are so much more supirior then women? i mean, we can pee standing up. that alone makes us way better then them.
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yeah women are an inferior race, they should all live underground and only come up for breeding purposes and to cook.
::) ::) ::) ::) :P
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yeah women are an inferior race, they should all live underground and only come up for breeding purposes and to cook.
::) ::) ::) ::) :P
agreed. now bitches, arise from your underground world, and go into the kitchen and make me a damn sammich!
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Hobo. We share minds. At least a baby doesn't come out of our peehole.
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Hobo. We share minds. At least a baby doesn't come out of our peehole.
Great minds think alike.
yea babies suck too. but they are still better then women. i mean, babys can drive WAY beter then a woman can.
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Oh snap.
I'm going to be a ferocius driver.
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ever noticed how men are so much more supirior then women? i mean, we can pee standing up. that alone makes us way better then them.
its becasue the female species is used to squating if you know what i mean
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o ho ho ho....yes i do. i sure do.
EDIT: ahahah the ladies think we are serious about being sexist.
i am not for one, however i always enjoy a good bad woman driver joke.
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im serious about it
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im serious about it
too bad...
women have the exact same rights as men. they are no different except the anatomy. and i was joking. kinda lame you werent tho. men and woman are equal.
hippy-core!
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na dude females deserve my love and my respect i was just having a chat with my friend at work about how bad it is to give birth
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Hmmm. What hurts more, having a baby through your "pee hole" or urinating a rock through your pee hole.
Think about it.
Respond only if you have felt either of those.
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If anyone actually replies to that, I'll throw up.
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I've just had the wierdest images in my head now
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Almost makes me want to become a guy.......ALMOST :P
Hahaha. If a girl changed bodies with a guys body I am sure that would be an interesting thing there.
The guy would constantly be playing with their knockers, while the girl plays with her tally whacker.
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Almost makes me want to become a guy.......ALMOST :P
Hahaha. If a girl changed bodies with a guys body I am sure that would be an interesting thing there.
The guy would constantly be playing with their knockers, while the girl plays with her tally whacker.
no i think girls would hate having a weiner. it gets in the way, it needs constant attention, and you have to pet it a lot. having a penis isnt like having a toy, its a big (or maybe smal for some dudes) responsibility!
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Sexist jokes are funny.
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Sexist jokes are funny.
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going back to the blue balls subject i have found the scientific or medical term for it
"prostatic congestion."
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do any of you ladies have a ''lucky'' pair of underpants/thongs?
Believe it or not, I do.
I own a pair of small tighty whitties (well they are actually red).
But yeah.
I would post a Picture, but that pic. is just too revealing. :P
The only person that has seen them is Cat.
Which reminds me, I havent spoken to her in a good couple of weeks. :(
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andale guy the tarantarans LOL oh shit look se te salio un guevo.
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i like um bout 5'11 black hair a little past their chin, Blue eyes, and around 160 pounds
Awww I love you too baby.
But my eyes are more brown than blue, but again thank you.
You tease a man once and they are horny for the moment.
You teach them how to flirt and they are Players forever.
(If that isnt a motto, I dont know what is).
I am so lazy right now to shave that I have a full beard and moustache. I hate it because then I have to scratch, and sometimes it is embarrasing because it looks like you have fleas.:P
exactly... that shit doesn't taste like chocolate... and the empty calories, oh my!
Taste like salt :-\i cant stand salt
Well I am a constant listener to Krocks show at night with Dr. Drew and Adam.
They have had guest saying that Sperm actually doesnt have that much taste, it is supposed to have a bland taste (sort of like oat meal or something else). I honestly dont know, and I want to keep it that way.
Here is the million dollars question .....
Who here has ever received head for your girlfriend, friend, horse, rubber doll, or Pie? (well not the last four things you know what I mean.).....
Have you kissed her in the mouth after she has gone down on you?
I honestly feel odd, because I dont want to taste my fluids in her mouth. I know its weird, but its one of my phobias when having "foreplay".
Oh and Adam Ant, as to how you came to discover that taste ............ keep it to yourself. :P hahaha.
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I won't do it. Homer. You're not the only one.
666th Post ;D
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So what do the guys in here talk about? Cock sizes or something?
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read the thread you moron.
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I need a guy who can keep it interesting cause i get bored easily but when I mean interesting, i don't mean calling me at 2am to give him bail money. RARGH!
Oh oh oh!
I asked for a favor once, and here you write it in Stone!
:P
I do find it odd, why is it that the Girls go for the Bad guys? They know its trouble ahead but yet they go into the trouble of staying with them.
I have had friends who came to me for advice about that, I cant even figure why they would want a hand after they stuck their foot on a pit such as that.
Ok, tip for the guys. When you see a gal talking to a guy, dont be an asshole an try to hit on a girl infront of the other guy. If you dont like it done to you dont do it to other people.
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So what do the guys in here talk about? Cock sizes or something?
Mines biggest.
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Ok, tip for the guys. When you see a gal talking to a guy, dont be an asshole an try to hit on a girl infront of the other guy. If you dont like it done to you dont do it to other people.
yeah the dude knows what he's talking about it would seriously suck if if you hanging out at a club with a girl and some random drunk idiot tries some lame pick up lines infront of you lol.
on a andom note i suck at relationships and all that romantic bullshit
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So what do the guys in here talk about? Cock sizes or something?
Mines biggest.
I dont mean to show off, but I heard that Shay has accidently tripped on his couple of times? Rumours circle more than the existence of Big foot.
Last thing we need here is a contest as to who has a bigger stick shift, in the end someone can have a bigger engine and that beats it in the end. :P
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im in quite a pickle.
ok, so my friends GF broke up with him because she "wasnt ready for comentment". and my friend still likes her to the best of my knowledge. now shes grooving off of my vibe and im begining to like her to, but i dont wanna hurt my friend. but before they broke up their relationship was dead months before. and my friends Xgf's sister wants me to, and she s a great friend of my sister and i think i would be creeped out going out with my sis best friend. and an old friend of mine that i have known for about ten years might like me and i dunno what i should do.
any suggestions?
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Ok, there are going to be alot of suggestions.
Best one to do, dont fuck around with your friend's ex. Yeah it is tempting, but again it will cause trouble. If you plan to do something wait months but not this soon.
If you are into your ex's sis digs you, that might be a problem. Because if you go back into the house of your ex you are in some deep shit. Honestly dont try it nor push it. There was a reason why you broke up with her, she might or might not have the same reason to break up with you.
Also if you are looking for a fling since your friends ex isnt looking for commitment dont go asking for more, because in the end it might be you getting hurt.
I cant give you any further commentaries because in the end it lies in your heart.
I wish you the best. :)
Sometimes it is not the best to display your emotions out there too much because if a girl notices your intentions she wont hesitate to create a "surrounding" for herself. (Meaning tease you). Just a tip.
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im in quite a pickle.
ok, so my friends GF broke up with him because she "wasnt ready for comentment". and my friend still likes her to the best of my knowledge. now shes grooving off of my vibe and im begining to like her to, but i dont wanna hurt my friend. but before they broke up their relationship was dead months before. and my friends Xgf's sister wants me to, and she s a great friend of my sister and i think i would be creeped out going out with my sis best friend. and an old friend of mine that i have known for about ten years might like me and i dunno what i should do.
any suggestions?
chances are she broke up with your friend and is playing you to make him jealous, if you get too attached to her, she might go back to your friend.
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boys, can i ask a question?
heres the deal... my "friend" so to speak, met a boy on wednesday night from one of her other friends...they were all out drinking and having a good time. she thinks this boy is really cute and he was flirting with her on wednesday. on friday night she hung out with him again at a friends house...having more drinks. he was flirting a little and he told her that he found her very interesting...then he caught her in the hallway and asked if he could kiss her on the cheek, he kissed her cheek...he asked if he could get a kiss back and after she kissed him on the cheek...he was giving her "the eye" and then kissed her lips...they made out like 4 times that night.... so my questions:
if a guy was just trying to get laid, wouldnt he have been more forceful with her like grabbing her tits and stuff when they were kissing and actually trying to go further?
if he told her that he found her interesting before he kissed her, would that mean maybe he was interested in her?
keep in mind they were drinking but i think that because they were drinking maybe he wouldve been like "bitch suck my dick" or something...hahaha
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Some guys want to get in there good, get security, before they start getting all hoggy. Therefore, they seem like less of a pig and get more action.
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Its all about the sex. At least at first. After that then you think about the relationship shit.
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thats horrible though!
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thats horrible though!
Do you know what happens to a little girl when she steps foot in the mens room?
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oooooo...do tell!
just kidding. ;)
i just want some feedback on my friends situation, thats all...here, i'll mop up the floor for you guys since you piss everywhere! :P
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Hahaha.
Betsy reminded me of something that happened couple of days ago.
[Name will be held out], while we were in a friends house someone decided to lift to seat up and take a whiz. Someone else decided to take a number two.
When all of the sudden we hear a "Ah", followed by a huge splash. When we went to check we found a friend butt into the toilet.
Hahaha.
Oh the low pleasures of drunk people who get easily entertained.
Well from what I know Boys who post in the Girls Room some how change their sex, change their name and start talking about their womanly needs.
Than we have Ann ask things like "Can I touch them", "Who's boob's are bigger", and other random stuff.
You know I love my Sunset Galzie. :)
I cant see Betsy being a Boy, not with those boobs any time soon.
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so homer, how do you feel about my "friends" situation?
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Well I didnt want to get involved in that one since it is sort of obvious.
I am going to give you the darkest secret any man keeps within:
They Lie.
Some are good some are bad. But the point is, if you play your cards right with a drunk person you can marry them without even thinking about it. Being in that state plus having emotions of someone being attractive only confides one to go deeper into a state of horniness.
Yes, a guy can be agressive and have his way. But sometimes guys dont really need to do that to get what they want. I am not saying that the girl didnt know the intentions she was getting into, I am sure she did ..... or maybe she was too drunk to even know what she got into. Girls do that as well, no one is left innocent in this case.
Am I the only who took the text wrong when she said "He gave her "the eye" to kiss her in the lips". (Oral Sex?) :P
The thing is, most of us have done some really weird things when drinking that we might either not remember, realize, or we might even regret afterwards.
Flirtation + Alcohol + Hormones = Sometimes not a good thing.
Maybe next time keep your friend under some strict surveillance before something (worse) else happens in a party. She might not do that for you, but I know you have a heart. :P
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oooooo...do tell!
just kidding. ;)
i just want some feedback on my friends situation, thats all...here, i'll mop up the floor for you guys since you piss everywhere! :P
Well if I was you, I would stay away from the third stall down.... Homer was in there.
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each mind is it's own world betsy so none of use guys can really tell what the dude was up to you get me? but from what i've read he was drunk he wanted pussy but probably was too drunk and couldnt hand with the "big" dogs ;) you know what i mean jelly bean? just tell your "friend" to be carefull and not to get attached to the guy ok? take care now babe and be safe.
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thats horrible though!
Its not like guys don't care, but thats the first thing that goes through the guys mind. Its programed in. Some guys are asses about it, others are not.
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do you know what I hate? When you are pissing then you have to sneeze.
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I hate morning wood and trying to piss with it, fucking morning wood.
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That is so true.
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apperantly i was drunk last night and woke up butt naked with morning wood in the kitchen floor my mom woke me up with a bucket full of ice cold water and she said " hey asshole next time take it to the rest room"
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Haha lol that sounds pretty embaressing.
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You know she is going to tell all of her friends, every avon lady in the city will be notifyed.
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my mom isnt one of those ladies that sells avon and goes to lunch with her friends and gosips around she is really quiet and usually talks about religion she is a jehova's witness
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even worse
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I hate morning wood and trying to piss with it, fucking morning wood.
its not so bad but i can understand why some people hate it
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what is worse, is peeing with morning wood, and having to sneeze. yea that sucks. almost like farting and sneezing at the same time! :D
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In the Movie Something About Polly, they made up a term for a certain strategic for guys who loss their power.
When you "Sharted" is when you fart and shit at the same time. Ewww.
BMX dont try to pee with a morning wood as you are sneezing and you shart at the same time. It is impossible plus I hear that your lungs might explode from that much air being used. :P
Hmmm .... Why isnt this a healthy conversation? If you ask me guys are doomed to be grotesque if you ask me. hahaha.
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am i the only guy that is bored to hell of porn?
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am i the only guy that is bored to hell of porn?
im not bored at all!
check out this lovely site, it is by far one of the best!
http://www.book-mark.net
and homer, that would be impossible, but maybe someday some one somewhere will have it happen! haha.
Also, am i the only one that finds the yahoo music commercial with missy elliot funny as shit. it makes me wanna play my NES some more!
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thats exactly what i mean its always the same girl plays with self the sucks dude's dick then dude fucks her then the facial cumshot typical of porn
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you know....they got a mature section on there......grandma style baby!
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that's so fucking sickening dude im sure you are into beastiality section aswell
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only on sundays......well what do ya know..it is still sunday! haha
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that's so fucking sickening dude im sure you are into beastiality section aswell
who isnt?
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i sure am not i am not only disgusted by all kinds of porn but i find it degrading for both males and females i see it as away of public prostitution im a weird lonely guy i know
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I have kind of thought about that and it does seem like legal public prostitution. I don't think it's degrading for women, just the woman that's in it.
I feel worst for the animals.
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you know....they got a mature section on there......grandma style baby!
Every time I think of G.I.L.F.'s I think back of when Cheryl posted that doll of that lady.
Ewwww!
I dont mind ol' ladies, but even I have a limit to that one.
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that's it i am never shaving my privates anymore its itching like a motha fucka and im in class
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I know why the ladies thread grows at a way more rapid speed then ours. All women do is bitch.
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amen to that brotha
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I know why the ladies thread grows at a way more rapid speed then ours. All women do is bitch.
HAHAHAHA im not denying it... ;)
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LOL oh so very true! At least we admit it. ;)
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Aaahhh! Cooties!
People are sexist, they give the girls a new thread but not us. I know that we don't have even half as many pages as they did, but what about equality?
Please Note: I don't actually care that we do not have another thread.
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every one bitches i bitch you bitch we all bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch
i admit i bitch
LOL oh so very true! At least we admit it. ;)
yeah but girls dont admit every thing
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Oh like you guys admit to everything?
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I guess what Ian is trying to say is that we are guys.
We were raised to lie from the beginning and bottle up our problems? :P
Ow! It is hard trying to stay lean. I realized it is harder when you dont have any sleep plus there is no nutrients in your system. My booty hurts! :(
I might just let myself get tubby?
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I guess what Ian is trying to say is that we are guys.
We were raised to lie from the beginning and bottle up our problems? :P
i some what agree with you on that dude. it's really hard for me to express myself when i have problems rather drink them away. the lying part thought mom always told me not to lie
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See but drinking your problems away just gets your health at risk. Does it not, death be thy name? It is true tho boys will be boys. Us girls just cant live without them.
*runs out of room*
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fuck my health im dying anyway my lungs are getting worst and worst might as well make it a speedy trip dont you think? i've honestly lost hope for everything if it wasnt for my two nieces who i love to death i would have darnk myself to death already
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*walks into room holding up a peace sign*
Well see you have both of them to look up after. :D As i am sure you are going to the doctor for all those problems right? Your nieces but mean A WHOLE LOT to you, so watch your health for me.
*leaves room still holding up peace sign*
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i love to drink :)
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we should get drunk together dude
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Oooooh. I smell a Date Rape!
;)
*Jumps out of this Room Hysterically.
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This is a sentence you will hear often:
"Woman, get me my Dinner!".
(Im kidding, we all know that you cant cook for the life of you).
:P
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guys admit to alot of things
for example
guys like tits asses and beer
enough said
girls "like" sweet guys
wrong!
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i like tits asses and beer.
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i have great tits :D
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I got small ones. 8)
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Hey most girls like naughty/jerk guys not sweet guys all the time. And who doesnt like tits asses and beers now a days. :D
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All this talk of tits and no pictures to show from.
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i like tits asses and beer.
I hope not in that order?
:(
Because I can provide for the last two, but not the first one.
Please give me time Betsy! Oh why cant you give me the time! I swear if I take enough testoserone pills than maybe ............ JUST MAYBE! I can look attractive to you!
Why cant you never take me out!
Maybe if you bought me clothes I might get pretty for you!
............ hahaha. Sorry I am just in a good mood right now.
:)
Who ever wants to trim my hair, call me. ;)
:P
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All this talk of tits and no pictures to show from.
I think someone should prove themsleves.
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wait im confused why cant the guys post in the ladies room but the girls can in the guys room?
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sometimes we bend the rules....shhhhhhhhh.
just dont do it alot. ;)
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Like ....
My name is Bender.
I bend what I want, when I want, where I want, who I want.
That sort of rules.
Girls with their quazy rules and their make out make out parties.
EDIT:
Ba Bye.
H.T.
Call me only if you know me.
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lets start a boobs thread
hahahaha
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38D over here! wooooo! 8)
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lets start a boobs thread
hahahaha
Agreed. Pictures must be posted as well.
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lol okay, 42DD over here all real ;D
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lol okay, 42DD over here all real ;D
We need proof.........
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Let me fix im camera, and you'll get proof ;)
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i've seen them jamie they are all real and i've had them too :o
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Let me fix im camera, and you'll get proof ;)
Sounds good. That will liven the Mens Room up. ;)
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haha sweet, man i love boobs
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Let me fix im camera, and you'll get proof ;)
Sounds good. That will liven the Mens Room up. ;)
Ahemn.
Should be a rule, if a girl wants to post in this thread ;)
hhahaha
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Let me fix im camera, and you'll get proof ;)
Sounds good. That will liven the Mens Room up. ;)
Ahemn.
Should be a rule, if a girl wants to post in this thread ;)
hhahaha
Thats the most intelligent post ive ever read!
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i guess everyone is ignored me when i said that I HAVE SEEN SOLITARY GURLS TITS?
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Let me fix im camera, and you'll get proof ;)
Sounds good. That will liven the Mens Room up. ;)
Ahemn.
Should be a rule, if a girl wants to post in this thread ;)
hhahaha
i like that roool
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i dont have a problem with that rule. So you want a cookie for posting those comments DBTN? ::)
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i guess everyone is ignored me when i said that I HAVE SEEN SOLITARY GURLS TITS?
Post them up then.
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no not with out her permission
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So i got this from Rino in a private message......We want boobies, in response to this, just let me fix my camera and ill post a picture up, if not let me talk to DBTN see what pictures he has and then ill post. Is that okay? ;)
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hahahah, nice Jamie :)
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Is it wrong to say I'm looking forward to seeing her boobies too? :D
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Is it wrong to say I'm looking forward to seeing her boobies too? :D
Did you not see the new rule? It now has to be done!
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rule?? *goes back and reads*
Oh shit..haha
Luckily my boobs are too small my camera wouldn't be able to focus properly if I tried to take a picture.
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Blurry pictures are fine, rules are rules!
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Well arent you looking forward to seeing all these boobies. Well you are a guy. Shouldnt be a suprise tho huh? :D
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Guys love boobs, even gay guys.
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It's true, my brother is gay and is oddly fascinated by boobies.
Isn't it funny how quickly this thread has grown since the topic of seeing boobs has come up?
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Im more of an ass person myself. boobs are nice but if a girl has a nice ass then thats great.
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i think boobs r the gratest things ever, so cool
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i think boobs r the gratest things ever, so cool
you have never gotten any ass in your life have you?
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Hahaha so funny.
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Was that sarcastic ? ^
Cause if it wasn't i agree i thoguth what jose said really funny lol.
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Im more of an ass person myself. boobs are nice but if a girl has a nice ass then thats great.
agreed.
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Was that sarcastic ? ^
Cause if it wasn't i agree i thoguth what jose said really funny lol.
No I was being serious.
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ive yet to see boobies
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Thats what I was thinking.
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*puts on manly voice* I just got a sex change...I was hoping I could uh....start talking in here now...
uhh..
Boobs!! Yea!!
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What about boobs?
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i finally found the charger for my phone ill be working a deal with lovely solitary girl and see if she will let me post the infamous picture of her milk wagons
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*HOLDS UP FIST*damn it i was hoping you wouldnt find it!!! I have to see these pictures. I MUST!! :P
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Good job DSL. That will spice the thread up a bit.
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TITS this girl was caught by her dad flashing on cam thanks to cheryl for posting this on myspace
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Haha! :D
That must suck ass.
Milk wagons... haha
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Death Be Thy Name , I have seen this , I wonder what her daddy told her :) ?
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i bet he said "give us a look luv"
what do you expect, he's from Manchester!
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hahaha how embarrasing
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titties!
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i might try to this with this 23 year old at my school because older girls are way better and less whats that word? any ways yeah but idk 23 isnt that old i mean it isnt old but idk yeah any ways yeah
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yeah girls are evil!!!!!!!!!1
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I just discovered from someone that they know when I am horny, even I didnt know that one. Sure came as a shock to me when they did?
:P
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boobs totally rock imo
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Silly girls and their koodies. >:(
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question have you guys ever been with a girl that is just stiff in the bed? like no moaning to talking no nothing and it gets worst when you are done and she just turns around?
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it happened on a TV show once. The girl turned out to be a lesbian.
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what are you stupid or something i asked if any of you had been with a girl who is stiff in bed. this is the reason why i think you are the dumbest person in this planet even dumber then bush
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i was only joking, loosen up.
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dude. dumber than bush? c'mon you know that isn't possible.
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does any body know if hospitals give out free condoms? if so can you tell me how?
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I know you can get them for free at some places, I can't remember where. Just know they will probably be cheap kinds you have never heard of and will have a chance of being overall shit. Best bet to get them for free (and lots of them) is to say you are going to give them out to help promote safe sex. They will be happy to give you a barrel full of them.
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does any body know if hospitals give out free condoms? if so can you tell me how?
planned parenthood. do you have any of those clinics down there?
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yes they have those down here
i been there once for a friend for her pill but not for condoms
how does that work? do i need to wait in a room forever?
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sometimes they have condoms in bowls and you can just take them, or you can ask for some and they'll give them to you, most of the time without even asking questions.
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does any body know if hospitals give out free condoms? if so can you tell me how?
for hospitals to give you condoms you need to be on a family planning shit
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lol, cmon man how tight r you, condoms cost like a dollar
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i dont want to know what kind of condoms you are using.
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i use trojan spermacidal( sp? the ones that kill the sperm completly)
(http://store.jadebox.com/images/trojan-enz-spermicidal-lubricated-latex-condoms-36.jpg)
also on a random not while searching through google for trojan condoms i found this image
:P
(http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZTVICL0531112525PIC.jpg)
who would have know that fucking would become a spot
click on play add
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=23284
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=23285
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lol, cmon man how tight r you, condoms cost like a dollar
why pay for them when you can get them for free
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the high school i went too used to give them out no questions asked
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wtf i never heard of schools giving out condoms
i understand though if it was like some health education day or something
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Our school nurse passes them out like candy.
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i wish my school did that
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i use trojan spermacidal( sp? the ones that kill the sperm completly)
([url]http://store.jadebox.com/images/trojan-enz-spermicidal-lubricated-latex-condoms-36.jpg[/url])
also on a random not while searching through google for trojan condoms i found this image
:P
([url]http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZTVICL0531112525PIC.jpg[/url])
who would have know that fucking would become a spot
click on play add
[url]http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=23284[/url]
[url]http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=23285[/url]
Haha thats the sickest commercial i ever seen.
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;D
That put a spark in my day.
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HAHA, Nice..
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I am no sex freak...
But I haven't gotten laid in over a month.
:'(
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Stop whining about it. It has been longer for me and I have gone much longer then that in the past. Guess that is what I get for not being into the whole casual sex scene.
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Yeah, I can't just make love to any girl.
She has to find the key to my heart.
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hey jer, you dropped this key in independence center.....I want you now!!!!!! :-*
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HAHAAHA.
I don't think your gf would appreicate that much.
I was wondering where I lost that key.
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lol you fucking pervs im going back to the strip joints this weekend and im taking the girlfriend says she likes that kind of stuff LOL
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Come pick me up!
*walks out of the room of darkness*
AHH THE LIGHT!!!
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taking your gf or any other girl to a strip joint sounds fun
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Weed is a good thing. It's really a life-saver. When you live in such a small town like Warminster, there is nothing to do in your late teens. I can assure you that 90% of my town's teens smoke weed and drink. You're really not putting yourself at risk, only when you're doing it outside. It's fun, it's something to do. It makes life more fun and it makes you happy. I don't see a problem with it, besides the fact that it's hurting your lungs. The government knows there is nothing wrong with, they just want to be dickheads. Do it, enjoy it, it can help you forget about all of those little problems that bug you each day. The only downside is being beat after smoking, but you won't become beat if you don't give in to the munchies. I recommend it for everyone.
On another note, has anyone heard about Denver? They legalized weed. It's not dicriminalized with the government, but it's cool in Denver. So in other words, if a Denver police officer catches you with it, you're cool. If a state trooper catches you, you're fucked.
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have you ever heardof a vaporizer?
i heard its way healtier to smoke out of a vaporizer
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Yeah, my friend has a vaporizer. I've only smoked out of it a few times, but it's nice. It's a lot healthier, but it's so hard to get smoke, since it bakes the weed. It tastes a lot better.
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i havent used one yet but i have friends who own vaps but i heard your not really supposed to get smoke (well you can if you want) but yeah
sneak-a-tokes can be harsh to your lungs since it goes directly
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lol, sence i play footy and need to keep my lungs intact i dont smoke it anymore.......i eat it...its good as, anyone else tried "hash brownies"?
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That's so sixth grade, but yes. :)
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it reeks of piss and semen in here again.......JOSE!!!!!! >:(
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hey i havent showered in a few days ok
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Fuck all drugs.
They ruined my life
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hey i havent showered in a few days ok
i havent showered in weeks
in straight edge
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in straight edge
Do you mean "I'm Straight edge?"
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he clearly meant that
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hey i havent showered in a few days ok
i havent showered in weeks
in straight edge
Me neither cause we have no shower currently. Really wierd my parents wanted a new bathroom, i don't get how they could miss the idea of not having a shower for a month or something. ???
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Me neither cause we have no shower currently. Really wierd my parents wanted a new bathroom, i don't get how they could miss the idea of not having a shower for a month or something. ???
Amazing how parents think sometimes.
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Penis.
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Penis.
mangina????
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Clustercock.
and poop
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Penis.
(http://www.wec.ufl.edu/coop/potw/dick_clark.jpg)
Uterus.
(http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/109216.jpg)
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
kitty. .. .
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What a cuuute kitty :o :D...
She is mine from now on ::)
-FuzzY-
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wthf is that cat?
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wthf is that cat?
I think you just answered your own question dont you think?
Plus its nice to see a what the heck fuck comment there.
:P
Acacia posted in both places to make sure people knew where was the Dick and where was the Pussy. So I posted that to make sure people noticed that too.
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Greetings all.
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oooh how i love to read this thread when i'm bored ;D
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Im thinking of lifting the vows of celibacy.
Mums lock your Daughters.
Good thing I am not into Milf's or it would be ..... Daughters lock your Mums.
:P
I still dont know. I have been thinking this since New Years already.
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sorry to be in the wrong room but.
what's made you reconsider?
sorry, i know I am nosey.
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Well I am looking now for Companionship. But for the oddest reasons some gals think I am an active person or they are themself's.
Maybe fate will have it that I find someone who isnt an active person at all which will save me and continue the oath, I dont know yet.
No you arent nosy at all sweety.
:)
As I was telling a friend over the board "Notice how I am not making those many sexual references?". "Yeah, I think I am going to miss that part of you, hahaha".
I guess it shows when I am on or off?
:P
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ohh, okay.
thanks for not thinking me nosey.
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Does anyone have any tips for getting rid of back acne? Does anyone else here have it?
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i did back when i was like 15/16 just make sure that when you shower you wash your back really well. for me it started going away when i started skating at the age of 16 i guess since i would sweat alot it would clean my system or something.
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Does anyone have any tips for getting rid of back acne? Does anyone else here have it?
I think Mike said that Sperm was involved in his theory?
I dont know how the guy knew about that, but it certantly beats the hell out showering I guess?
:P
But the method to keeping one's self looking presentable is washing your face in the morning than before going to sleep at night.
There is a product called Proactiv, people are really into it because it guarantee's a change in your life. http://www.proactiv.com/
But what I recommend instead of throwing your money away, go to a dermatologist, take some plamphlets and look what sort of skin you have. For each sort of skin order you have there is a soap for you.
I have dry facial skin plus moist skin on my hands, so I have to use Irish Spring on my body.
Just keep a clean routine in your life and since you are in a young age you wont have a problem.
:)
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thanks :)
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Mike's theory with sperm only applies to sore throat as far as I know, but that didn't work so maybe it was for something else.
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Alright, Posting time.. What do you guys think I should do about this situation I have.
The other night my gf went out with her friend, Said they were just driving around, turns out they were at some dudes house at 2 in the morning for an hour or so. She had a couple drinks there. Lied to me about the whole thing. Said she went to her friends housee and fell asleep. When she first told me,... she said she talked to the guy outside the car window. then hours later she tells me she went to his place, drank, fell asleep. She lied about this for 3 days. Really pissed me off. I always said to myself if i ever get lied to again that i was leaving.. Dont know what to do..
I know if i say with her, I wont be able to trust her, and I will be on her all the time wondering what she is doing, and I dont want it to be like that.. blah. What would you guys do?
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I know how it is. When I was with Leah, she was at this one fucks house like everyday. I wanted to kill him, but then she broke up with me for him...
But if I was you, I would look into the trust, talk to her if anything. Just tell her you want the truth, if you have to... threaten her with anal.
If all else fails, punch her in the fucking head.
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coming from a girls point of view....she must be bored and losing interest. im sorry to say, but its true. when i was a teenager, i was involved with this guy for a long time and he just got boring. i wanted something else and i would lie to him and tell him i was going to the movies with the girls but in reality, i was going to punk shows and meeting all kinds of guys...i never cheated on him, i just wanted to see what else was out there. :-\
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try wearing a white t-shirt undereneath when you wear black, thats what took care of my acne problem
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i have decided to take a vow of celebacy for good until i feel safe and comforable having sex.
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jose's tips on the first date.
1 - never spend more then $40 on the first date
2- never show the entire package on the first date
3- never hold her hand or kiss her
4- when paying with a credit/debit card dont show her your ID
5- dont call her after you have just gotten home from the date wait atleast 2-4 days.
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my love interest (ex gf, wh0o still loves me) just went to her farm with her best friend (whos a dude(who is madly in love with her(but she says she doesn't like him))), and i'm just having horrible thoughts... and i'm feelin your pain HIM circa 2000
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If you can't trust her, it has to end. No relationship is going anywhere without trust. Trust is what makes or breaks a relationship, i think!
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Wow.
Some people speak so much B.S. here.
I just laugh at what their lives must be like.
I often wondered, who lied more.
Gals or Lads.
I havent made the conclusion but I came across many.
Some I dont think I would ever come paths with to even understand their side of views.[/random]
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you are one to speak ::)
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Hahaha.
And who are you to speak about me?
Someone who has no control over himself?
A blant comment directed towards such baffoonary.
Your opinions and comments come and go but yet a spiral lawn fæces stays longer. Ironic that out of all people you would be the one to speak.
Thank you for the good laugh.
Do yourself a favor. Go on with on with your life. If you expect anything better, live it for your own. Not anyone else's.
I would give you a positive for your joke but again, what is that good for?
Another laugh.
*rips the tear out of his eyes.
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homer...youre sexy when youre feisty! reeeeeooooow! ;)
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so what is this place all about?
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its a place where the men of the forum gather in harmony and speak about their manly times, plights, etc. know what i mean?
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question for the boys...
lets say you were in a long distance relationship for a couple of years...you saw your girlfriend about once a month...but now, your girlfriend is in england for a semester of school and not coming back until april... you decide to get in contact with a girl that you havent seen or spoken to in 10 yrs...she was one of your best friends and you liked her alot and even messed around with her a little bit...you search for her and find her. you talk a little bit and then decide to meet up only for coffee but what was supposed to only be for a couple hours, turns in to an all day thing...when you talk to her, you bring up the past...stuff like " i always wondered what wouldve happened if we wouldve ended up together...blah blah blah"...you make plans with her to go miniature golfing...you talk to her everyday now...what the hell are you thinking?
i really wanna know...i obviously dont understand you guys at all, look at all the losers ive had to put up with.
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well either this nigga wants ass or he is tired of the LD relationship and wants a new ass in his life.
i would go for nigga wants ass while his bitch is away fucking english lads
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this guy prolly is looking for some female companionship since his primary source of this is off of the continent and across the big pond. Or he could be hoping to rekindle a relationship given the history of the two. Sounds like the people involved should get on the same page as to the expectations of what is going on.
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but dont you think that its kinda fucked up to be "wanting some female companionship" when he has already has a girlfriend?
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but the bitch aint around yo so them two have histroy and he must feel comfortable around this other hoe so he wants her "companionship" in the bed
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In Response to my own Demand.
I made a Change.
A Company picked me up. So I have to promote it one way or the other (Wearing them or through VIA Email Categorization).
http://www.marcvachon.com/
Does it really matter what people wear? Are people all that Superficial? Does the First Impression really matter? Can one find comfort in other with support for things that arent there (yet)?
Random thoughts went to my head when the blood rushed to paper of oxi-colorized and loose ternder thoughts.
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question for the boys...
lets say you were in a long distance relationship for a couple of years...you saw your girlfriend about once a month...but now, your girlfriend is in england for a semester of school and not coming back until april... you decide to get in contact with a girl that you havent seen or spoken to in 10 yrs...she was one of your best friends and you liked her alot and even messed around with her a little bit...you search for her and find her. you talk a little bit and then decide to meet up only for coffee but what was supposed to only be for a couple hours, turns in to an all day thing...when you talk to her, you bring up the past...stuff like " i always wondered what wouldve happened if we wouldve ended up together...blah blah blah"...you make plans with her to go miniature golfing...you talk to her everyday now...what the hell are you thinking?
i really wanna know...i obviously dont understand you guys at all, look at all the losers ive had to put up with.
ok so we hung out last night...we went miniature golfing. he paid for it. opened the car door for me and closed it when i got in...went back to my house and watched movies...he didnt leave until 2:30 this morning...why does that seem kinda like a date? im so confused. ???
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Thats a date if you ask me.
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Anybody here ever stayed with their high school sweetheart through college, and perhaps beyond that? I'm lookin' to join that club.
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Yeah seems like she was being really shady I know it could be hard ut hell I agree with DBS blow her off and try and forget her it girls like her that make men go nuts and fuck over cool chicks.
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how can i make a boy fall in love with me? muahahahahah! 8)
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that;s the queston on everybody's mind Bets.
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boys! give me some good seducing tips! ;D
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well every boy is different. im into smart girls. learn a lot about the boys interests and hell relate to you more and feel more comfortable.
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just be yourself!
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i am being myself...he liked me 10 yrs ago and then some shit happened so we drifted apart and now have reconnected but he has this girlfriend that he never ever see's...this sucks. i dont want to ruin anyones relationship but its Ian, i loved and adored him first...i know thats bad of me. :(
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eh...hes totally oblivious to my hints. whatever. im not waiting. hanging out with this other guy named steve.
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i like me a goffik girl wiff a big ol booty :P
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those girls are always the best
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those girls are always the best
and my girlfriend is one of them! muhahuahua!
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(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/Foralltid/ally3.jpg)
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/Foralltid/ally2.jpg)
there you go.
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Wheres the big ol booty at?
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hahaa i dont know if i have any booty pics that she'd allow. If i find one then yeah ill post it. :D
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Wheres the big ol booty at?
I wore a regular pair of boxers and this is what happened.
:(
(http://www.funthumb.com/images/funnypictures/sexy_thong.jpg)
I still cant believe I am a size 4.
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^^^
Like a vacuum! :D
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I just got home. Some drunk fucker decided to talk to me, only to tell me I knew him from somewhere. Than the asshole decided to call me a druggie (Tweaker) because I wasnt fat like him. I ignored him for the third time, than pushes me and get some beer on me.
Next thing I know there is some drunk fat bastard under me bleeding because he pushed my buttons.
Moral of the day ...
Pretend to be my friend.
You can call me a druggie.
Push me around.
A Fag.
But if you mess with a Man's beer you officially asked me to sign your arm-cast once you get out of the Hospital.
Gee golly, Im such a nice guy!
*tee hee.
(Yes, I am in a shitty mood if you cant tell).
What the fuck is wrong with people now a days?
Is respect dead when they fill their body with liquid that slows your brain?
End of Rageful moment of the week.
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dude that was so rageful of you, like woah
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No, I am a nice guy.
Just some people push my buttons in a matter that no other can do.
I think everyone meets that one person that you just cant stand in a point in your life. He was one of them I guess.
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that picture is RAD! :)
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who wouldnt laugh at it
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Wheres the big ol booty at?
I wore a regular pair of boxers and this is what happened.
:(
([url]http://www.funthumb.com/images/funnypictures/sexy_thong.jpg[/url])
I still cant believe I am a size 4.
I know I am not supposed to be in here commenting but what the hell is that about. Homer is there something your not telling us?!?! hahahaha*hugz*
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Yes, I lied.
Eventhough I am a strict vegetarian I do own (brown) leather boots. Which is against Peta's method of living?
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It would be, yes, 'cos you are using a part of an animal.
But, what if the animal died naturally and you used part of it? Would it still be against PETA's method of living?
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Woman suck. Make your mind so confused, you think you have them figured out and BAM the most unexpected thing happens.
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Woman suck. Make your mind so confused, you think you have them figured out and BAM the most unexpected thing happens.
Women are something men were never supposed to fully understand.
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Woman suck. Make your mind so confused, you think you have them figured out and BAM the most unexpected thing happens.
hey, most of the sucking we do....you guys like. :P But dont make it seem like you guys are perfect, cuz just as confusing as we are, you guys are as well.
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Yes but men are 9/10 predictable. Woman on the other hand, make you think you know whats going on then rip it apart. Where as men are just idiots we don't lead people on, well try not to.
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Yes but men are 9/10 predictable. Woman on the other hand, make you think you know whats going on then rip it apart. Where as men are just idiots we don't lead people on, well try not to.
Yeah... I really want to know, why do women do things like flirt if they don't mean it and don't want anything to come of it? What a pointless thing to do, it's very misleading...
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Woman suck. Make your mind so confused, you think you have them figured out and BAM the most unexpected thing happens.
hey, most of the sucking we do....you guys like. :P But dont make it seem like you guys are perfect, cuz just as confusing as we are, you guys are as well.
Obviously you arent aware that Gay people are familiar with that too?
Oh and with enough practice a guy can be more or as good (licking I dont know about the sucking, depending what it is?).
I admit, I get really nervous when I receive oral because I am not used to it that I get a tingling sensation running down my left foot when the female does it.
Guys are oblivious to everything, until the last minute they see the freight train coming their way. (Yes, I speak from personal experiences. Now you know why I wear a leg cast).
(No, not because someone gave me an orgasmic blow job).
:P
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well shouldnt everybody get a tingling feeling when recieving oral? not necessarily down his/her leg but u get my point. ;D
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talking about sucking a certain someone i know ;) sucks dick like its the thing to do and fuck that shit feels good i mean makes my toes curl up and shit. wonder were she got that shit from.
question.
when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
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well shouldnt everybody get a tingling feeling when recieving oral? not necessarily down his/her leg but u get my point. ;D
Oh yeah, but I heard from other friends that they get that "tingling" sensation in other parts not necessarily in the left leg. So I found it weird. But its because I dont have sex that much nor get oral for that matter that I feel odd with that sensation.
question.
when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
You arent planning to drop sugar on a girls g-spot are you?
:P
Chew gum I guess. Thats my best thought about that.
Marilyn Manson says you are gay if you kiss a girl after she has your cum in your mouth.
If your cum lands on you after you climax.
Etc etc etc.
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well shouldnt everybody get a tingling feeling when recieving oral? not necessarily down his/her leg but u get my point. ;D
Oh yeah, but I heard from other friends that they get that "tingling" sensation in other parts not necessarily in the left leg. So I found it weird. But its because I dont have sex that much nor get oral for that matter that I feel odd with that sensation.
question.
when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
You arent planning to drop sugar on a girls g-spot are you?
:P
Chew gum I guess. Thats my best thought about that.
Marilyn Manson says you are gay if you kiss a girl after she has your cum in your mouth.
If your cum lands on you after you climax.
Etc etc etc.
mmm buena idea sugar lol
its like a sour taste is nice at times and just weird at other times
someone told me that it tasted really good when drunk i shall try that.
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Are still talking about the female precum or the male one?
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Are still talking about the female precum or the male one?
umm i dont know what male one taste like so yeah im talking about female its weird its a turn on none the less
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does it make me gay then if i kiss someone after they have given me oral stimulation? :P
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does it make me gay then if i kiss someone after they have given me oral stimulation? :P
Thats if you can taste your cum in their mouth.
Again, this is going by the joke he had listed as that making you gay.
I dont know if I should be turned on or scared.
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question.
when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
Put a fruit roll up on your tongue. I was informed this by a self proclaimed expert, and I trust her on it.
EDIT: Saying that was a mistake.
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Eeewww... wouldn't that be rather sticky and a bad mixture? I'd imagine it being an assault on all the senses.
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Well, I wouldn't do it. But she said that it tasted "hella good", and I have heard her tell alot of stories so I believe she has experience with it.
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question.
when giving oral to a girl is there anyway of not having an after taste?
Put a fruit roll up on your tongue. I was informed this by a self proclaimed expert, and I trust her on it.
So you are telling me that your tongue is going to satisfy a girl with artificial flavors?
Just so you know right now, some people are allergic to artificial flavors so you have to be careful about that.
That is not a good thing.
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I didn't think about that. Luckily I already said I wouldn't try the fruit roll up idea, so I don't think that should be an issue.
I was just forwarding what I had heard.
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very true girls are very very sensative down there. if the after taste is that bad then just wash your mouth, chew some gum, or pop in some breath mints....
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very true girls are very very sensative down there. if the after taste is that bad then just wash your mouth, chew some gum, or pop in some breath mints....
Thats what I said young lady!
Dont copy me!
Well actually I was going to say take a bite out of a garlic, good thing I went with the Gum instead of eating a piece of pot roast?
:P
You are sharing this info from personal experience?
(Curiosity).
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i wasnt copying i was just backing you up!
what exactly are you talking about? maybe....... :P
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I'm just going to disappear for a few days until everybody forgets this little event.
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I'm just going to disappear for a few days until everybody forgets this little event.
Oh trust me, this will be a thing that will remain in infamy-famy-famy.
:P
Hahaha, Me hace reir como lo admites como si nada!
;D
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Couldn't you just clean your mouth out afterwards, like clean your teeth then gargle some mouthwash. Works for me, although you shouldn't gargle to loud it can offend the girls!
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I wasn't saying I thought it was a good idea. I just trusted the person that said it seeing as they give and recieve quite a bit.
I did not think that one through before I posted it.
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Couldn't you just clean your mouth out afterwards, like clean your teeth then gargle some mouthwash. Works for me, although you shouldn't gargle to loud it can offend the girls!
Worse one is when you do it infront of her.
- Whipe your mouth after giving her oral.
- Immediately reaching over for something to change your after taste.
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I'm just going to disappear for a few days until everybody forgets this little event.
Oh trust me, this will be a thing that will remain in infamy-famy-famy.
:P
Hahaha, Me hace reir como lo admites como si nada!
;D
te lo dije, para estas cosas soy un libro abierto, y hablo la verdad ;D
its worst when you just finish.....get up leave her in the bed and go to the restroom to clean yourself out.
wow i just realized i aint suppose to be here.....hehehe
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te lo dije, para estas cosas soy un libro abierto, y hablo la verdad ;D
its worst when you just finish.....get up leave her in the bed and go to the restroom to clean yourself out.
Honestly sometimes you can crack me up. Like now.
Hahaha, everyone got united for "The After Sex" experience here.
My spelling is terrible!
I need to stop Posting when I have had one too many beers. Thats a big no no from now on.
:-\
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altoids...theyre strong enough to get rid of the taste and its supposed to create this tingling sensation for the girl so you both win!
and as for marilyn mansons jokes...this coming from a guy who dresses up in womens clothing, has a body suit with tits and walks around with his ass hanging out all the time. nice. ::)
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and as for marilyn mansons jokes...this coming from a guy who dresses up in womens clothing, has a body suit with tits and walks around with his ass hanging out all the time. nice. ::)
You've seen my ass? Wow, Betsy and I didnt even charge you!
I feel ripped off now.
No seriously, you saw my ass? Maybe I read this wrong.
Or are you talking about the Mechanical Animals Promo pictures?
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a while back at the mtv music or movie awards, he performed in lingerie with his ass hanging out! :P
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Mansons Cheeky side. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqaQVBemfJw&search=manson%20VMA)
I actually thought you meant me. Hewww. No one has seen my nakee side yet.
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One time i pissed all over the toilet seats in a restroom
I then started drying my hands and some one went in there
and said
WHAT THE FUCK!
I laughed and walked away
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One time i pissed all over the toilet seats in a restroom
I then started drying my hands and some one went in there
and said
WHAT THE FUCK!
I laughed and walked away
I think thats why Females complain about that issue, when guys dont lift the seat when we take a whizz.
I had the misfortune of experiencing that one day after a friend got pissed drunk and I sat down to take pictures in the rest room only to realize the fucker didnt even lift the LID! EWWWWW!
I think I have succumbed to Shopping for Demo's from Bands. I spent nearly $45 on Finnish, Spanish, Euro Bands to Local Bands just to see whats hot.
I wonder who has it worse. The guys who buy shit they dont really need or girls who buy Panties as if they used a new pair everyday.
How come they arent like us guys, they wear the same pear 4 ways. (One for each hole).
Hahaha. Yes, I know. Im disgusting. But still picturing is hi-larious.
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One time i pissed all over the toilet seats in a restroom
I then started drying my hands and some one went in there
and said
WHAT THE FUCK!
I laughed and walked away
i gots $100 saying you ride the short bus to school
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One time i pissed all over the toilet seats in a restroom
I then started drying my hands and some one went in there
and said
WHAT THE FUCK!
I laughed and walked away
how is this funny? have a little respect dude seriously.
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once me and my mates were jst soooo very drunk and my mate got up after passing out and mustve thought the drumkit was a toilet dcasue he pissed all over it....it was overly wrong
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that story could have been a hell of a lot worse lol ;)
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Perse Golden Shower?
Matt you sly one you!
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aww tell me you wernt thinking the same thing ;D
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I can for once say that I wasnt.
But it's always great to know that you have an extravagant mind.
Last time I was left without comment of a sexual depiction was Mr. Canada's "Shocker" move he nicely adores to mention on about.
:P
Uhm .... I was just dumped.
Apparently Relationships cant get far with Sex.
:(
I am really bummed about it, I actually thought it was possible. I guess when you lay off sex for a while your mind doesnt think about it. But Uhm .... I guess she had other things in mind! hahaha.
This fall didnt hurt, on the contrary it was different.
But still odd.
How the hell can I be dumped for not having a sexual relationship!!!
:(
My friends think I am a Dick! (no pun intended) because I walk away from Sex and certain Emotions.
I think I became what I hated the most ....... being Prude!
:P
:(
If you will excuse me I think I left my vagina on the boiler, I will be right back.
:-\
Help?
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wait what!?!?!??!?!?! you didnt tell me you were in a relationship!!!! homer homer homer!!!! >:(
well, maybe its for the best. if she cant respect your feelings about the subject and be patient until you feel ready, then its not worth it. you'll meet someone else who will like to be around you regardless of whats in those hot, tight pants of yours! :-*
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Awww, Arigato Betsy.
Thats why I love you this much. I love it when you lie to me that way.
:P
I mentioned it. I dont come out directly about "those" sort of details but they were splashed here and there in my Post's.
Only you can make a comment like that and make me smile.
Thanks. :)
He doesnt know what he just walked out of!
I mean She.
:P
It is life, it is a road I followed in the past.
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God, I'm so confused.
My best mate has been going out with his girlfriend for round about two years now. Impressive, to say the least.
Here's some background info: he is really popular, but his girlfriend isn't so popular and most people slag her off, mainly because she's selfish and annoying.
But for at least a year he's been complaining about her. She throws tantrums when she doesn't get what she wants, she's always trying to be the centre of attention. And myself, (as well as countless other people) can't believe their still going out after all the complaining and phrases such as "Grr, what to do," that we get from him.
He's been talking about possibly breaking up with her for about two months. He doesn't want to spend the rest of his life with her, but there is an extremely strong possibility that he will, if she gets her way.
What struck me even more is yesterday he said to me "Ah, only the prom to go." In reference to, that's the last hurdle, so to say.
But now we find out that yesterday he became Mr. Romantic, took the g/f out for the day and buys her theatre tickets.
Now, I know I/we should keep our noses out of it but seriously, has he been lying to his girlfriend all this time, or does he just say that stuff to go along with us lot?
...You're opinions?
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To be honest it sounds like he is going along with you lot, if he really hated her he would split up with her, not be in a relationship with her.
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What is your guys point of view on going out with a friend's almost girlfriend (They aren't going out due to where he lives)?
One of my friends seems to have kind of messed up views on where his allegiance lies with friends when a girl gets involved. He will do anything to get with a girl he doesn't like, no matter what he puts his friends through in the process.
EDIT: Fuck.
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WHY DO YOU GUYS NEVER MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
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YEAH?!?!?!?!
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WHY DO YOU GUYS NEVER MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
Because when you know that the sun hits suddenly attacks though eventually it makes one would wonder the reason that cats unreasonable circumstances people try to chicken a la carte without dishwasher are half off when you buy the dryer.
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OK HERES THE PROBLEM. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO I HAVE BEEN GOIN OUT WITH FOR OVER 3 YEARS. AND I AM MOVING TO VEGAS IN SEPTEMBER. AND SHE WANTS A LITTLE BREAK WHILE IM GONE. AND THERE IS THIS GUY WHO LIKES HER AND SHE HAS A CRUSH FOR HIM. AND SHE TOLD HIM THAT SHE DIDNT HAVE A BOYFRIEND. THEY WANT TO GO OUT WITH EACHOTHER. WHILE IM STILL HERE IN CALIFORNIA. AND PLUS THE BOTH WORK TOGETHER AT PIZZA HUT. AND THEY ALREADY KISSED AT WORK. SHE IS ONLY THE SAME AGE I AM WHICH IS 16 AND THIS GUY IS 22. I LOVE HER TO DEATH AND I REALLY WANT TO KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. BUT IM AFRAID SHE IS JUST GONNA LEAVE IF I DO ANYTHING TO THAT BASTARD. WHAT SHOULD I DO. SORRY FOR THE LONG ASS POST.
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Kick the shit out of him and let her go, cut your losses and move right on, if she's saying she doesn't have a boyfriend then honestly It doesnt' say much for how she feels about you does it? I understand you love her and all, but you can't force something which doesn't seem to be there.
move onto Vegas and find a new girlfriend one who knows how to say "sorry I'm attatched...kthanxbye".
PS - never trust the words "I think we should have a little break" its woman for "I'm finding someone else, you should too..."
WHY DO YOU GUYS NEVER MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
Because when you know that the sun hits suddenly attacks though eventually it makes one would wonder the reason that cats unreasonable circumstances people try to chicken a la carte without dishwasher are half off when you buy the dryer.
srsly you OWE me a new nose. cause I just blew coca cola out of mine and you hurt me Homer.
I just remembered I'm in the wrong place *scuttles off*
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Honestly, no one tells it better than Gemma as it should be.
She often beats me to the line.
But I agree, why would you fight another embecile over a girl who lies about her status let alone wants to just fuck around your back?
Its best if you give her that space, you are going to Vegas. She sounds to be the flirtatious type. So you need to fix your life first before you can go out of that relationship.
WHAT!
Gemma, why cant you just charge me for that Soda! :(
I am a Musician! Not a Toll Booth Manager! I can barely affor my bi monthly pair of underwear!
I have three jobs! (Antique Shop, Porn Shop, Teach Music) and you want a Nose!
(I actually did that once, but I had milk, which just looked disgusting because it just hurt alot than it looked. So I know what you mean).
Cant I pay any other way! :(
*Homer slides his neck shirt below his shoulder.
:P
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cause fightings fun! when you win..otherwise yeah...you kinda get deaded, which isn't so much fun.
cause the sodas pfttt! it tastes like crap anyway, it'd be illegal to charge someone for flat coca cola, especially at room temperature which is bad enough.
thats some seriously odd CV you got there Homer, I bet you get odd looks at job interviews.
I demand a nose! and none of that shoddy Michael Jackson crap either, a fully working man made in Taiwan nose of the finest human bits and bobs money can buy. Or a tonne of free porn...orrr...yeah you know.
show me the goods. *rubs hands together*
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OK HERES THE PROBLEM. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO I HAVE BEEN GOIN OUT WITH FOR OVER 3 YEARS. AND I AM MOVING TO VEGAS IN SEPTEMBER. AND SHE WANTS A LITTLE BREAK WHILE IM GONE. AND THERE IS THIS GUY WHO LIKES HER AND SHE HAS A CRUSH FOR HIM. AND SHE TOLD HIM THAT SHE DIDNT HAVE A BOYFRIEND. THEY WANT TO GO OUT WITH EACHOTHER. WHILE IM STILL HERE IN CALIFORNIA. AND PLUS THE BOTH WORK TOGETHER AT PIZZA HUT. AND THEY ALREADY KISSED AT WORK. SHE IS ONLY THE SAME AGE I AM WHICH IS 16 AND THIS GUY IS 22. I LOVE HER TO DEATH AND I REALLY WANT TO KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. BUT IM AFRAID SHE IS JUST GONNA LEAVE IF I DO ANYTHING TO THAT BASTARD. WHAT SHOULD I DO. SORRY FOR THE LONG ASS POST.
"Let her go" easier said than done my friend. Trust me... I was with this girl for 3 years... basically exact same situation. She cheated on me for him. I loved her still. But you can still let go of her and still love her.
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Hey, even if Laura tries to choke me with her scarf...
I must say you have a cute nose, there is nothing wrong with it!
The way I see it there is only four types of noses.
The good, the bad, and the ugly, and than there are those odd ones.
But trust me, you got it goin' on. :)
Hahaha, nothing says sweet brive than offering you XXX material to you.
(I would, though it would rather suspicious if you open that package infront of your mates).
To be honest people dont believe what I do. I should just open my very own Antique Porn Music Shop, oh yes, nothing like 90 year ol' woman shaking their can-can to Music that the flappers were too embarrased to do!
People think that I make up my jobs, but hey if these unrealistic jobs pay the bills, I should make up atleast a decent one with a good yearly bonus.
I rarely drink Soda Pop myself, so I cant distinguish many of the different type of flavors. I am familiar with the brands though. Hahaha, I cant believe I have to pay the hard way for my stupid comments.
Ask me later and you will see what you seek.
:P
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OK HERES THE PROBLEM. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO I HAVE BEEN GOIN OUT WITH FOR OVER 3 YEARS. AND I AM MOVING TO VEGAS IN SEPTEMBER. AND SHE WANTS A LITTLE BREAK WHILE IM GONE. AND THERE IS THIS GUY WHO LIKES HER AND SHE HAS A CRUSH FOR HIM. AND SHE TOLD HIM THAT SHE DIDNT HAVE A BOYFRIEND. THEY WANT TO GO OUT WITH EACHOTHER. WHILE IM STILL HERE IN CALIFORNIA. AND PLUS THE BOTH WORK TOGETHER AT PIZZA HUT. AND THEY ALREADY KISSED AT WORK. SHE IS ONLY THE SAME AGE I AM WHICH IS 16 AND THIS GUY IS 22. I LOVE HER TO DEATH AND I REALLY WANT TO KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. BUT IM AFRAID SHE IS JUST GONNA LEAVE IF I DO ANYTHING TO THAT BASTARD. WHAT SHOULD I DO. SORRY FOR THE LONG ASS POST.
"Let her go" easier said than done my friend. Trust me... I was with this girl for 3 years... basically exact same situation. She cheated on me for him. I loved her still. But you can still let go of her and still love her.
But there is a point where even if you love someone you have to step back from the relationship and be able to see quite clearly that its become entirely one sided, Fair enough no one wants to ever let go, but whats the point in holding on if you know deep down its never going to work?.
at some point you have to become incredibly selfish and say well fuck you, its about me...i'm better without you. Cause honestly I have no respect for people who allow themselves to be fucked over, theres love and theres downright stupidity, and both dance a very fine line.
Hey, even if Laura tries to choke me with her scarf...
I must say you have a cute nose, there is nothing wrong with it!
The way I see it there is only four types of noses.
The good, the bad, and the ugly, and than there are those odd ones.
But trust me, you got it goin' on. :)
Hahaha, nothing says sweet brive than offering you XXX material to you.
(I would, though it would rather suspicious if you open that package infront of your mates).
To be honest people dont believe what I do. I should just open my very own Antique Porn Music Shop, oh yes, nothing like 90 year ol' woman shaking their can-can to Music that the flappers were too embarrased to do!
People think that I make up my jobs, but hey if these unrealistic jobs pay the bills, I should make up atleast a decent one with a good yearly bonus.
I rarely drink Soda Pop myself, so I cant distinguish many of the different type of flavors. I am familiar with the brands though. Hahaha, I cant believe I have to pay the hard way for my stupid comments.
Ask me later and you will see what you seek.
:P
Which she will, cause she's skilled in the art of Indiefu.
the deadly Indie Kung fu combo.
Thanking you, its deceptive..it looks small..genetically hybrid..once you see it side on you realise its a lot larger then it looks.
My dads a bitch. he did that.
In my eyes theres, good...bad & Finn Vine.
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/girlsintheback/WRM/wrmitv11.jpg)
Thats magnificent.
maybe he just has an odd shaped head, it sits better.
I quite like mine really, It does the job and it looks alright.
In the grand scheme of things it could be worse, dunno about "goin on" though :D
Nothing says love like Hardcore Porn. everyone knows that.
everything except Animals, children and odd bodily liquids.
you'd be surprised, it was one of them who introduced me to the joys of bangbus and swedish madness in fields.
We spent a lot of time indoors with the internet, porn was always imminent upon the horizon.
I don't see why its not that strange, I would happily be the first customer in a Antique Porn Music Shop.
now people who class themselves as IT consultants. they're fucking weird.
its my staple diet, some people do cocaine I do Coke in other forms.
mainly because I probably couldn't afford the former.
bwhhhaa you're asking for it you!
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FUCK MAN I REALLY LOVE HER. I JUST CANT LET HER GO
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Hey, even if Laura tries to choke me with her scarf...
I must say you have a cute nose, there is nothing wrong with it!
do you prefer Burberry or those fluffy knitted ones??
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Hey, even if Laura tries to choke me with her scarf...
I must say you have a cute nose, there is nothing wrong with it!
do you prefer Burberry or those fluffy knitted ones??
Awww thank you.
I always knew you had a soft spot in your heart for me.
Even when you choke me, you do it with your best material.
Stop it! You are making me blush!
hahaha.
Gemma I must say he does have an interesting/ attractive nose there. His head was the first thing that caught my attention as well. There is an actual explanation in Science for people with a bigger head/ forehead, though I cannot remember the full explanation of it apparently it has to do with the (reconstructive) Genes.
Wow, what you just said there was just fucking hot. No doubt about it. :)
I have heard of Bangbus but not the Swedish one. I am sure you have a clear explanation for that one on your own and will give it to me in due time. hahaha.
Damn, I knew I should've made a better trade with you! Now it seems I will be mislead upon my own propositions to you.
MINDFREAK... Er... whatever your name is.
Honestly, it is life. We are bound to have our heartsbroken or break someone's heart. We make the decision sometimes or someone else does it for us.
In your circumstances, it is hard for you to be facing reality when you see a veil of different colours through her eyes.
It must hurt, we have been there. I speak with pure sincerity upon this matter.
Best of luck to you and your new route where you are destined.
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srsly you OWE me a new nose. cause I just blew coca cola out of mine and you hurt me Homer.
Coca cola? That's nothing.
I had a circus peanut come out of my nose today.
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srsly you OWE me a new nose. cause I just blew coca cola out of mine and you hurt me Homer.
Coca cola? That's nothing.
I had a circus peanut come out of my nose today.
Raw or whole?
Either way, why would it come out of that hole to begin with?
Hmmm.
I am in a New Town, tomorrow at 5 I will be in another as well as be enjoying my disco look once agian.
;)
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ANyones girlfriend make fun of them for liking HIM so much???
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ANyones girlfriend make fun of them for liking HIM so much???
Nope. I always get the ladies into HIM.
And there is no such thing as liking them so much. I admit it. I am OBSESSED.
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srsly you OWE me a new nose. cause I just blew coca cola out of mine and you hurt me Homer.
Coca cola? That's nothing.
I had a circus peanut come out of my nose today.
Raw or whole?
Either way, why would it come out of that hole to begin with?
Hmmm.
I am in a New Town, tomorrow at 5 I will be in another as well as be enjoying my disco look once agian.
;)
It was in more than one piece if that's what you're asking.
And, for your information, things come out of that hole all the time for me.
At least once a day.
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Here is a list of people who make me heavy in the pants.
-Jose
-Gemma
-Jay (when he is not in a good mood.)
-Homer (When he goes into those long useless posts)
Oh the list goes on.
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-Homer (When he goes into those long useless posts)
Well I feel owned.
(http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~cojofl/pictures/pwned.jpg)
I also feel horny on the road, doesnt mean I do anything about it either.
hahaha.
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No, no. I didn't mean it like that. :-P
I just find it so funny, you will go into detail with anything, let's say the topic was...
"Bologna frog sex"
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ok boys...i need some help. so theres this boy thats works at the gym i go to...and we stare all at each other all the time. well, we finally started talking a little bit. and then today, i found out that hes moving to eureka in 2 weeks. now what do i do? i can either let it go because hes moving away or i can try to get to know him as much as possible within the next 2 weeks...i know hes attracted to me because he wouldnt stare at me like he does....so what do i do? :-\
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No, no. I didn't mean it like that. :-P
I just find it so funny, you will go into detail with anything, let's say the topic was...
"Bologna frog sex"
Where are you going with this ...
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Betsy, you have a tough one there. Because the distance usually is a drag, I would say make it count for the last two weeks you have. It will be hard thats for sure when those two weeks are up. Though the attachment will remain afterwards which will be a huge drag for not just him.
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but dont you think it would suck more never knowing anything about each other? i can handle distance, you know this! :P
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"The mystery of Love is greater than the mystery of Death"- Oscar Wilde
Best of Luck of Besty.
Sometimes in life you look back upon what you though could've been, in time you learn that a regret is another unvisible scar that pertains to another hope one defies but scared to unleash upon your own.
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Did you Guys know that there was a "Suicide Boys" Page?
A girl told me about that place, that apparently there are alot of guys in that sort of place that look like me. But the downfall is that they are Gay.
(I didnt know if she was giving me a Compliment or taking a cheap shot at me).
Me Gothic?
Thats like saying Bush is a B Average Studen with an IQ of something higher than a Plankton.
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There we go, notice how the pic of me and "her" is gone from sig.
:(
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Im sorry to hear that.
Sometimes Girls are in our blood one day and the next ... we find ourselves anemic.
You were a very positive lad when speaking of her, so she must've meant a great deal.
Though the reasons are personal to you, I hope the Cure isnt as bad as the Diseases.
I find myself trying to "forget" this great gal, but she doesnt know how much she means to me. Maybe she knows it, maybe she is reading this. But its hard to forget her; sometimes you dont want to.
:)
I find myself with a meaning of a Song by Nacho Vegas saying "Between the Pain and the Nothingness; I chose the Pain".
Some girls are worth a certain pain.
Personally speaking.
I wish you the best.
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I hear you.. It's worth the pain... She has done about everysingle thing wrong to me, yet im still there offering myself
one day yes, another day no, now it's full or I dont know's..
Sigh.... What do you do when the one you are 99.9% sure you are meant to be with, loses focus.. I mean.. Im there for her.. even after the worst things imaginable. Call me stupid, but its worth it.. I dunno.
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I hear you.. It's worth the pain... She has done about everysingle thing wrong to me, yet im still there offering myself
one day yes, another day no, now it's full or I dont know's..
Sigh.... What do you do when the one you are 99.9% sure you are meant to be with, loses focus.. I mean.. Im there for her.. even after the worst things imaginable. Call me stupid, but its worth it.. I dunno.
If it helps all I have to say is
NO MAN OR WOMAN IS WORTH YOUR TEARS AND THE ONE THAT IS WON'T MAKE YOU CRY
Bright Blessings
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I hear you.. It's worth the pain... She has done about everysingle thing wrong to me, yet im still there offering myself
one day yes, another day no, now it's full or I dont know's..
Sigh.... What do you do when the one you are 99.9% sure you are meant to be with, loses focus.. I mean.. Im there for her.. even after the worst things imaginable. Call me stupid, but its worth it.. I dunno.
dude no girl is worth crying over i know i've done it but things get better. i thing i notice is that girls will treat you like shit when you give them 100% of your attention. just dont be so needy show her that you love her but dont over do it. and if you get the chance talk to her balls out meaning tell her everything you feel.
the best thing i can tell you is that time will work everything out.
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never let a girl changes your whole life, but i think that if you really like her, there are some things you need to change, that happens in any relationship...
there are many fishes in the sea! ;)
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Well I think for each and one of us, our opinions are valid, but to a certain point than become bullshit through the eyes of others since we have experienced life differently as well as think it.
If you care for them, you just do, if you dont than close your heart. Its a basic emotion, though we can only put our thoughts/ opinions/ emotions here it doesnt mean one could follow it and get an equal result.
Not speaking on anyones validation.
We all live to learn and learn to live.
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Gentlemen.
I have been dating this new girl for going on a week and three days (laugh it up).
But I have been living with her before we started dating, the sad thing is I have only known her for 2 weeks.
Cut to the chase.
We are falling for each other, falling fast. She already means a lot to me. We've came close to sex and what not, but I did not let it go through, because I want to make sure things are meant to be. And not to mention she still somewhat misses her ex-boyfriend. And each time she talks about her past, it makes me feel like shit, and she knows it.
I just do not know what to do. I get jealous over stupid shit. I guess I am paranoid due to my last relationship.
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Gentlemen.
I have been dating this new girl for going on a week and three days (laugh it up).
But I have been living with her before we started dating, the sad thing is I have only known her for 2 weeks.
Cut to the chase.
We are falling for each other, falling fast. She already means a lot to me. We've came close to sex and what not, but I did not let it go through, because I want to make sure things are meant to be. And not to mention she still somewhat misses her ex-boyfriend. And each time she talks about her past, it makes me feel like shit, and she knows it.
I just do not know what to do. I get jealous over stupid shit. I guess I am paranoid due to my last relationship.
I hear ya, I waited 2 weeks after going out before i let the S word come into play, Ill never go F#%# some random. its all about the love to me.. anywyas.. an update.. today has been the most horrible day of my life.. everything keeps changing.. i need an escape from this damn drama.
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Double post.. so shoot me
Some of you ppl should add me to msn or whatnot. i realised i got noone from these forums on my list..
pm me either your email or ask for mine. :)
then we can discuss how shitty life is, and how great it is at the same time :o :o :o
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Gentlemen.
I have been dating this new girl for going on a week and three days (laugh it up).
But I have been living with her before we started dating, the sad thing is I have only known her for 2 weeks.
Cut to the chase.
We are falling for each other, falling fast. She already means a lot to me. We've came close to sex and what not, but I did not let it go through, because I want to make sure things are meant to be. And not to mention she still somewhat misses her ex-boyfriend. And each time she talks about her past, it makes me feel like shit, and she knows it.
I just do not know what to do. I get jealous over stupid shit. I guess I am paranoid due to my last relationship.
I hear ya, I waited 2 weeks after going out before i let the S word come into play, Ill never go F#%# some random. its all about the love to me.. anywyas.. an update.. today has been the most horrible day of my life.. everything keeps changing.. i need an escape from this damn drama.
drama is never good =\
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Gentlemen.
I have been dating this new girl for going on a week and three days (laugh it up).
But I have been living with her before we started dating, the sad thing is I have only known her for 2 weeks.
Cut to the chase.
We are falling for each other, falling fast. She already means a lot to me. We've came close to sex and what not, but I did not let it go through, because I want to make sure things are meant to be. And not to mention she still somewhat misses her ex-boyfriend. And each time she talks about her past, it makes me feel like shit, and she knows it.
I just do not know what to do. I get jealous over stupid shit. I guess I am paranoid due to my last relationship.
I hear ya, I waited 2 weeks after going out before i let the S word come into play, Ill never go F#%# some random. its all about the love to me.. anywyas.. an update.. today has been the most horrible day of my life.. everything keeps changing.. i need an escape from this damn drama.
I know I do not belong in here but I have been reading the last few pages. And all I can say is any girl that makes you guys cry is a twat who is completely clueless. Don't get me wrong I love my guy but he makes me miserable alot. I feel I am dumb around him. I wish i were to find loyal nice guys off the bat.
All I can say is these girls are gonna miss what they had and you guys will be better off in the end. I can def. vouche for this on Jerry and Homer's behalf. Beautiful gentlemen ;D:D
Goodluck all and stay away from lying no good skanks aka the new age society of women. ;D *hugz* guys *RUns back to Ladies room*
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I hear you.. It's worth the pain... She has done about everysingle thing wrong to me, yet im still there offering myself
one day yes, another day no, now it's full or I dont know's..
Sigh.... What do you do when the one you are 99.9% sure you are meant to be with, loses focus.. I mean.. Im there for her.. even after the worst things imaginable. Call me stupid, but its worth it.. I dunno.
dude no girl is worth crying over i know i've done it but things get better. i thing i notice is that girls will treat you like shit when you give them 100% of your attention. just dont be so needy show her that you love her but dont over do it. and if you get the chance talk to her balls out meaning tell her everything you feel.
the best thing i can tell you is that time will work everything out.
I always give my girl 100% and I have never been treated like shit, because she does the same. We talk about everything and dont hold back, and that is something very important to do in a relationship. I say if she keeps causing u heartache and pain, then Its not worth it. Everyone can find a happy love...its just so many people arent willing to wait, so they end up settling for less. Just do what u know is best, and make sure that u are letting her breathe a little...but if u do everything u can, and its still not enough...then shes not worth it man. Best of luck to you :)