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The Sanctuary => Bullshit => Topic started by: Jerry Lee on February 26, 2007, 06:27:50 PM

Title: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 26, 2007, 06:27:50 PM
This one is self explanatory...


Basically I am open with my sex life.

Last night, it was amazing. I am here in Iowa with the girl i've been crushing on for a long time. And we make that sweet love each night. Last night was good. So fucking good.

She likes it the way I do.

Starting off slowly... then working it faster and faster.

Then we get her legs over my shoulders... mmm.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 26, 2007, 06:59:41 PM
Starting off slowly... then working it faster and faster.
Shazam!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on February 26, 2007, 09:51:47 PM
Shazam!

thats what you make me say everynight.

man you know how to please a lady right
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 26, 2007, 11:28:32 PM
Haha well at least someone is getting lovin as of recent.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 26, 2007, 11:29:26 PM
For the past week... every night.


She has been on her period.

Pretty fucking amazing if you ask me. :-D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 26, 2007, 11:30:42 PM
Damn at least you are not afraid of a little blood. As we can see  ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 26, 2007, 11:32:27 PM
You kidding?

I adore it. It makes the sex better.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 26, 2007, 11:35:21 PM
You kidding?

I adore it. It makes the sex better.
I am gonna keep my mouth shut I will only say that I appreciate your outlook on this matter. :D Lets just say two words Sanguine Lust.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 26, 2007, 11:38:29 PM
You know it makes things easier for cramps.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 26, 2007, 11:39:20 PM
Blood in general I mean it is all around fine by me.

And yes it does most of the time.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 27, 2007, 12:36:27 AM
You know it makes things easier for cramps.
Well its not like you are going to make the poor gal run the L.A. Marathon.

A bit of pain doesn't hurt anyone.
Let alone kill them.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 27, 2007, 12:39:14 AM
It's a passion of mine..

I am into a lot of weird shit in general though...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on February 27, 2007, 12:56:40 AM
For the past week... every night.


She has been on her period.

Pretty fucking amazing if you ask me. :-D


I dont want to sound sick or anything but im pretty open about sex aswell......and as for fucking while its the time of the month....i've tried it and it was pretty darn nice....and it does help with the cramps.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 27, 2007, 09:08:35 AM
Yeah I need that time of the month healing haha!! J/k or maybe not so who is into BDSM??????:) Slave or Master or both???:)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on February 27, 2007, 12:05:18 PM
Ive done both. I dont mind either. I do like being master a little bit more I think.


Anyone have rape fantasy?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 27, 2007, 12:08:30 PM
I do.

Except when it comes to the real thing... no.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Gemma on February 27, 2007, 12:22:35 PM
Always have done, just never voiced it aloud. well more so the idea of forced restraint then rape, if you want to be technical.

lets face it my other halfs only just come round to the idea of pulling my hair during sex so I'll save the rape fantasies and bondage ideas for a time where he's less likely to have a panic attack.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 27, 2007, 01:16:09 PM
I am at a tie but sometimes more than others I prefer to be slave.

No no rape fantasy but I love a man taking control when I want him to.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 27, 2007, 05:12:52 PM
Anyone have rape fantasy?

"You Rape with your Lies. You Hurt me Deep Inside. Some Might Say that I'm not the Fortunate One. You Love To Break Me Down, But I'll Stay To Hear You Out. Some Might Say That I'm the Fallen One".

Yeah, I have those. I am always the Master in that idea, Domination. I am used to having the Control.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 27, 2007, 10:20:18 PM
I like to have medical play. With speculums and the whole nine yards. I am def into Bio girl/guy foreplay. I also prefer to have a man who knows how to properly know when to be strong and when not to.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 12:09:01 AM
Well I work at two jobs, one of them being in an Antique shop. Which has a particular Chair that according to the previous owner it was once owned by Marilyn Manson. (It was used for a video and his own personal use).
When females look at the chair they play with it, until it hits them what it is. They blush and back away from it. I laugh after they leave most of the time.
It is a Gynecologist Chair and it is being sold for a thousand dollars. It still has the oil and the gas tank attached to the chair so you can lower and raise the seat.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on February 28, 2007, 01:11:23 PM
Homer you never did tell me what adult store you worked or work at.....i would have loved seeing or hearing you explain how a certain object works....
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 28, 2007, 05:39:06 PM
"I sell sex toys and sex toy accessories."

I laugh.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 06:22:49 PM
"I sell sex toys and sex toy accessories."

I laugh.
Yeah I have to have a "talk" with the In Laws about that. I am still not ready to explain what my job is really like since they are the typical Catholics which believe that Sex should not be before Marriage. She plans to tell her Mum and Dad that I work in a place like that even though I have want to say about the Antique Shop.

Homer you never did tell me what adult store you worked or work at.....i would have loved seeing or hearing you explain how a certain object works....
In front of the Madrid Theatre.
;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 28, 2007, 06:31:42 PM
Wow Homer.

I am Catholic. SO I know how it goes.

:-/
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 28, 2007, 06:36:02 PM
Yeah I was technically catholic Roman Catholic I even went through confermation. But it really is not for me. Don't worry most Catholics are Hypocrits who all pretty much have sex before marriage lol.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 07:22:04 PM
One of the reasons I detached myself from the idea or worshiping aspects of Religion are the self acts of Hypocritical Acts that the Church omits (not only to the Public).
But I follow my own ideas which are not that different and do not rely on the aspects of sinning but enjoying the manifesto of Life.

I forgot, this is the Sex Thread.

.........

Orgy for everyone!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 28, 2007, 07:30:39 PM
Seems yet again we feel the same way Homer...*Steals Homer from Orgy and runs to a closet*  ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
Hahaha, I should mention I am Clausterphobic. But than again, I have done things like that in smaller compartments.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 28, 2007, 07:50:38 PM
Well then guess it will just have to be the good ol' fashioned bedroom full of whips and chains then   ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 07:56:45 PM
Well you make up the Safe Word, I will strap you on.
;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 28, 2007, 07:59:01 PM
Sounds like fun let's go... the sex thread went dead its now the homer and Kirsten sex thread hahaha. I think we scared them away with our talks of whips and chains.  Hey maybe we will have some stalkers join us who knows??? ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 08:02:29 PM
i will be yours if you are mine.
i am sure others will join as the covenant of stalkers.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 28, 2007, 08:04:19 PM
Hahaha soon they will be leaving love letters across the Sacrament and watching you as you make SANDWICHES hahahaha!!!! I am now  Madam Vlaudervaille hahaha!!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on February 28, 2007, 08:04:40 PM
ill join in the fun as long as im wanted.....i dont mind the whips and chains :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 28, 2007, 08:28:10 PM
Yas Homer we have a third Woot!!!!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 09:17:58 PM
The more the Merrier.
;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on February 28, 2007, 10:07:58 PM
oh yes!! im in  ;D . Are we taking turns with the whips or hows this working?  ;D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 10:09:27 PM
Tell Kirs.
She has a very open mind about this.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on February 28, 2007, 10:11:01 PM
ahhh dont tell me you wouldnt like some whip action homer? Or is it that Kris is the one wearing the pants?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 10:13:27 PM
No, she knows I am the Master around here.
;)

hint enough.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on February 28, 2007, 10:18:45 PM
oh im liking this....man in charge!!  ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 10:24:03 PM
Nice to see Power can be given that easily over.
:P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on February 28, 2007, 10:33:52 PM
im locking this since it seems to be another Bullshit thread this is not what it was supposed to be

PS jerry talk to you on aim about it...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 28, 2007, 10:58:03 PM
ALRIGHT

SEX THREAD. Not online orgy fuck fest.

Deal? Deal.

By the way... I left Iowa today. And she gave me quiet the gift...:-D


She is so amazing. She claims I am big, but I disagree. I think she is just small. :-P

She is pretty tight though... no kidding, cos like we have to start off REALLY slowly. Then five mins in... the action begins.


Is it bad that I am obsessed with a girls wetness?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on February 28, 2007, 11:01:35 PM
not really dude i think thats one of the best things about sex the wetter the better for me honestly lately well not lately since i've not fucked since new years but i noticed that i like pleasuring during sex i dont like to be pleasured... and i am obssesed with rim jobs not getting but rather giving...

also i enjoy eating pussy nothing pleasures me more then watching a girl scurm like a worm while i eat her out.....
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 28, 2007, 11:06:31 PM
Yeah...

I can be down for hours on a girl... I am literally obsessed with the taste.

Unless it is something I would not want to put my face near. But yes. I love to give as well. I hate when the girl does anything.

But yet. I love a girl that is in a feisty control.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on February 28, 2007, 11:14:17 PM
going down is the best. Ill give rim jobs too.

I enjoy pleasuring more. we are all so caring
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 11:18:47 PM
By the way... I left Iowa today. And she gave me quiet the gift...:-D
Usually there are creams for that.
Im kidding on that.

I am glad to hear that you two have a special connection. :)

Jerr, I recommend you read couple of Books on Hitler. He also has that obsession with uhm ... "Wetness". That it freaked out all three girls he was with at some point.
Though its normal for a male to feel aroused for that. Since most of the time it displays a males power to make a female either climax or know that you have the ability to turn her on.

Oh come on you are just being Modest.
;)

(Sorry, I am not measuring. I rather not know it either).
:P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on February 28, 2007, 11:19:53 PM
I never measured. I am not really concerned about it either.
As long as I hear her sweet moans. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on February 28, 2007, 11:52:04 PM
I never measured. I am not really concerned about it either.
As long as I hear her sweet moans. :)

Nice to see a man with confidence. you are absolutly right as long as it pleases her who cares the size.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on February 28, 2007, 11:54:39 PM
Dave Chapelle: Oh Mr. President, you want me to pleasure your Daughters with my 14 inches Penis? It's 12 inches; but who's counting.

hahaha.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 01, 2007, 12:02:16 AM
i honestly dont think that size matters, it all comes down to knowing how to work with what you got. By the looks of it we are all givers......myself included.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 01, 2007, 12:04:39 AM
Yeah seems that way Solitary_Gurl so since this is the sex thread what do you people prefer romantic sex or crazy sex??? I would say a mixture of both it all depends on the moment.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on March 01, 2007, 12:07:27 AM
you gotta have both. They are equaly good, but you gotta have that balance.

Id say romantic sex slightly beats it because you feel so strongly for the person its with
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 12:08:54 AM
I like the slow passionate sex, that transforms into the violent mutual sex. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 01, 2007, 12:10:25 AM
I like the slow passionate sex, that transforms into the violent mutual sex. :)
Yeah that is probably the best mixture in my opinion as well. Butt yeah the romantic side is awesome cause of the strong emotions but then it makes the crazy sex even better as well cause its so passionate and not just animalistic f*cking.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 01, 2007, 12:14:42 AM
I like the slow passionate sex, that transforms into the violent mutual sex. :)


^^^^^couldnt have said it better......although sometimes you gotta have that rough(IWANTYOUTHISMINUTE) sex its the best.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 12:16:34 AM
Oh yes. I know.

Doggy style... going at it really fucking hard.

Hitting that spot that makes you want to just explode.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 01, 2007, 12:18:51 AM
Or the random positions will being completely held down and fucked till you cant feel anything but sore for the next three days. Yeah thats some good shit.

I am starting to feell better finally from such an incident haha!

Seems Jery had a good week as well. Kudos btw PM sometiem your girl sounds awesome. Now back to the sex people lol.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 12:20:10 AM
I like the feeling of going as deep as I can. And hearing her just want to fucking scream. This is when I hold her head into a pillow.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on March 01, 2007, 12:23:20 AM
ok so apperantly someone thinks that i lock this thread earlier because someone i used to be close with flirted with kristen and homer and that is not true i locked it because it was simply another spam thread and that is what we are trying to avoid i could careless what people think about me or what they think about the stuff i do and why i do it but i just wanted to clear things up..

thank you that is all

Jose...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 01, 2007, 12:24:38 AM
Or the random positions will being completely held down and fucked till you cant feel anything but sore for the next three days. Yeah thats some good shit.

I am starting to feell better finally from such an incident haha!
Hahaha.
Oh man, I had to laugh at that.

Last time I had something like that, someone tried that "Tit Fuck" that every girl likes to do (not all which I should be more clear). She jerked me off the point that I was sore for a day or two since she yanked it like it was a pin off a grenade and threw me back and forth!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 01, 2007, 12:25:10 AM
Haha lose the pillow just bask in the glory of you making her scream like a banshee Jerry. Effing kudos to you.

I personally love the lil trick were you bob up and down on your guy then just as it seems your gonna pull off him completely bob up and down partially. Then slamming down. It drives em mad everytime. You girls know what i mean I am sure.

I get off on pleasing my guy so its fun
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 12:27:31 AM
Cars Crash When We Fuck.

:-D

And Homer... sounds pretty extreme. Did you see a doctor?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on March 01, 2007, 12:29:30 AM
Or the random positions will being completely held down and fucked till you cant feel anything but sore for the next three days. Yeah thats some good shit.

I am starting to feell better finally from such an incident haha!
Hahaha.
Oh man, I had to laugh at that.

Last time I had something like that, someone tried that "Tit Fuck" that every girl likes to do (not all which I should be more clear). She jerked me off the point that I was sore for a day or two since she yanked it like it was a pin off a grenade and threw me back and forth!

i seriously hate when girls do that shit a few weeks ago i got some road head and a hand job but a friend who was visit from out of town fuck i told her bitch that isnt a fucking dildo is the real thing you have to be gentle bitch almost made me crash..
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 12:32:59 AM
Jose,I am sorry.

But I am laughing so fucking hard... "bitch almost made me crash".

But I must say I never had road head before... I never had anything in a car.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 01, 2007, 12:49:40 AM
Oh yes. I know.

Doggy style... going at it really fucking hard.

Hitting that spot that makes you want to just explode.


if i could give you karma jerry i would!!! I love giving head while his driving.....i think its the anticipation of getting or not getting caught....i like pleasing myself while he drives aswell.....fun on the road is fun!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 01, 2007, 12:59:47 AM
During a all night outting me and my old roomamte decided to have sex in a car as the sun was rising it was fun. We were in the middle of a bunch of other cars at a rave in a field. Haha we steamed up the windows so bad people couldnt see us anymore. God agreed cars=good times for sex haha. it was that much more fun cause it was our friends car and we coulda got walked in on at any second. Man fun memories. :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 01:02:56 AM
The most extreme for me...
I lost my virginity in a park...

I had sex in a recycling bin
I have received head on a church door step
and in a theater.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 01, 2007, 01:03:54 AM
The most extreme for me...
I lost my virginity in a park...

I had sex in a recycling bin
I have received head on a church door step
and in a theater.
Wow sounds exciting the recycling bin one was funny though. Sorry I had to laugh :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 01, 2007, 01:20:08 AM
wow i dont think my sex life was(saying was cuz i aint in a relationship right now) that exciting, it was intense, but either it was in the car, at my house, his house....either way it was good.

Who agrees with me that drunk sex is AWESOME?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 01, 2007, 01:22:14 AM
Haha I do usually drunk sex rocks cause you are more limber than ever and you feel no pain or restrictions cause you just don't give a f*%#
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 01, 2007, 01:28:33 AM
true...that and as for myself....alcohol simply just gets me hornier.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 01:31:42 AM
I love drunk sex. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Due to the fact of... I am way more... sensual and violent. :)

Just not abusive violent.

I love it even more when the female is drunk an begs for herself to be taken advantage of. But this only works if I am drunk too.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: LonelyRoad on March 01, 2007, 05:42:50 PM
*nick doesnt have sex
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 05:46:10 PM
Is Nickel edge?

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: LonelyRoad on March 01, 2007, 10:32:12 PM
nope.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 01, 2007, 10:37:53 PM
Well, I've fucked the Queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a Sheep, I've fucked a Goat
I rammed my Cock right down its Throat
I've Drunk This, I've Drunk That
I've Spewed up on a pint of Piss
So what, so what
I've had Skag, I've had Speed
I've Jacked up until I Bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little Cunt
I've had Crabs, I've had Lice
I've had the Clap and that ain't Nice
So what, so what
I've fucked that, I've fucked this
I've even Fucked a School girl's Twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little Fuck
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on March 01, 2007, 10:45:55 PM
I enjoy

is that whitehouse?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 01, 2007, 11:04:06 PM
Who here loves the Make up sex?

:-D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 02, 2007, 12:36:39 AM
Make up sex is usually some of the best sex ever.  :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 02, 2007, 12:38:17 AM
Make up sex is usually some of the best sex ever.  :)

Oh yes it is.

One minute it's "I FUCKING HATE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

Next

"OH YES BABY, FUCK ME WITH YOUR SHANK LIKE COCK!"
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 02, 2007, 12:39:20 AM
Oh yeah and it never feels better either there is so much passion. Oh yeah btw PM me I have o ask you something totally off subject.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on March 02, 2007, 01:05:49 AM
Make up sex is usually some of the best sex ever.  :)

i disagree with that i think drunk sex is the best solitary gurl will agree with me on that one.. remember mexico after porky's janette?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 04, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
ok i have a question....who in here is into phone sex? I met a guy that wanted to phone fuck every night.....its ok once in a while, but well i could live without it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 04, 2007, 08:29:05 PM
ok i have a question....who in here is into phone sex? I met a guy that wanted to phone fuck every night.....its ok once in a while, but well i could live without it.
Something about this just isnt appealing I guess cause I hate phones. Same goes for Cyber sex. But at least on the net you can send pics.The phone just becomes to much work hahaa. And not enough fun.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 04, 2007, 11:33:01 PM
Yea thats what i think.....but this guy would really get into it.....i mean sometimes i would fake it cuz well he wouldnt take no for an answer...and there were times when i was like eh why not....i dont know.....alot of guys seem to like that. why. i have no idea.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 04, 2007, 11:44:46 PM
Ok. Whats so special about a glass dildo? Love doggy. Anal i've tried it....and i wouldnt mind trying it again.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 04, 2007, 11:48:50 PM
OK glass Dildo I must look into.

I have had and haven't had:
Sex on a Haystack no,
unsuspected shots of fun yes lol,
Anal yes,
used a dildo on a guy yes,
bdsm play,
bio play,
carfun,
various rooms in houses and in kitchen,
I love doggy as well,
But it seems new positions all the time keep things fun.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 04, 2007, 11:49:57 PM
she said because it stays hard so when you climax, you can really feel it...you can warm it up or make it cold and it stays like that
Wow I must get one of those for me and my partner ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 04, 2007, 11:54:22 PM
she said because it stays hard so when you climax, you can really feel it...you can warm it up or make it cold and it stays like that

shot i need to get me one of those too.......for myself :D and than ill share....whenever i get someone to share it with.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 05, 2007, 10:16:12 AM
Ok. Whats so special about a glass dildo? Love doggy. Anal i've tried it....and i wouldnt mind trying it again.
Other than they are easier to clean opposed to the plastic ones (which often times some girls would say they feel discomfort after too much use). It is also said that it feels like the "real thing". Plus some toys also have visible view (if you do it in front of a mirror) of what you do. Also a coolant gel can be applied for heat or frost feel depending on one's taste.
There are several that they sell now a days which is eatable for partners as well, so there is no need to complain after licking a dildo off your gals Vergina.

...although if youre going to fuck my ass then you better believe im strapping on a dildo and fucking yours.
I remember hearing this the first time, I started crying in sheer laughter. I would fucking pay to see a guy take it like that since they like anal that much to know that mutual feeling.
Awesome!

I met a guy that wanted to phone fuck every night.....its ok once in a while, but well i could live without it.
In my defense, I was on severe pills so I don't remember what exactly I might have told you.
So don't hold it against me if I told you to bring a Goat, a Rope, Whip Cream, Shaving Cream, Razor Shaver, a pillow and a feather.

Make up sex is usually some of the best sex ever.  :)

Oh yes it is.

One minute it's "I FUCKING HATE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

Next

"OH YES BABY, FUCK ME WITH YOUR SHANK LIKE COCK!"
Dane Cook?
Doesn't he also say something like she is a wench who is strapped or unable to move (but they are using D & D references for sex?).
I don't know why that sounds familiar.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: monkeyboy32 on March 05, 2007, 03:12:15 PM
You kidding?

I adore it. It makes the sex better.

Detroit aint got nothing on these kind of red wings
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on March 06, 2007, 04:12:10 PM

...although if youre going to fuck my ass then you better believe im strapping on a dildo and fucking yours.


Fucking great quote.

It's never fun when a girl says you remind her of her dad.  Makes things kinda weird.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 06, 2007, 04:19:42 PM
It's never fun when a girl says you remind her of her dad.  Makes things kinda weird.

Sometimes you don't know if you are going to be called "Daddy" in bed or if you are going to be asked for an allowance ... or so I've heard; that is.

Personally, I have received that line. But I have heard it a lot amongst my friends. Very odd indeed.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on March 07, 2007, 01:05:35 AM
Ok. Whats so special about a glass dildo? Love doggy. Anal i've tried it....and i wouldnt mind trying it again.
Other than they are easier to clean opposed to the plastic ones (which often times some girls would say they feel discomfort after too much use). It is also said that it feels like the "real thing". Plus some toys also have visible view (if you do it in front of a mirror) of what you do. Also a coolant gel can be applied for heat or frost feel depending on one's taste.
There are several that they sell now a days which is eatable for partners as well, so there is no need to complain after licking a dildo off your gals Vergina.


I met a guy that wanted to phone fuck every night.....its ok once in a while, but well i could live without it.
In my defense, I was on severe pills so I don't remember what exactly I might have told you.
So don't hold it against me if I told you to bring a Goat, a Rope, Whip Cream, Shaving Cream, Razor Shaver, a pillow and a feather.



well i must say its somewhat of a turn on hearing you explain the difference of a glass dildo......very nice!

Oh and dont worry i never minded the phone sex with you.....well only when you wanted that goat involved.....other than that we were good! :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 07, 2007, 02:44:48 AM
I was at my local sex shop here in town...

And you can fucking CUSTOMIZE dildos there. Just tell them what you want on it... and they get it made.

So for you sexy women who want my face on the tip of your dildo let me know... I will totally pay!

I wanna be in all of your vaginals.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 07, 2007, 03:07:47 AM
Just tell them what you want on it... and they get it made.
A girl attached to the other end?

So for you sexy women who want my face on the tip of your dildo let me know... I will totally pay!

I wanna be in all of your vaginals.
Also, remember. Dildos do go in other orifices.

P.S. I love Svenia, lately I get more into their Music while being stationed in the Desert.

Don't worry Miss J, I tend to turn on Females with my voice/vocabulary.
Just the other day I sneezed in the middle of my reading in the Pharmacy and all of the sudden some senior citizen threw her panties in my face.
Honestly, I haven't had (phone) sex in a while so I can't say I have had the pleasure to enjoy this with anyone. Though I am okay for the moment.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 07, 2007, 03:28:22 AM
I don't think I could do phone sex...

Maybe I could. Who wants to find out?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on March 07, 2007, 12:47:46 PM
homer and those damn goats!  :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 15, 2007, 03:25:08 PM
Oh come on Betsy, you know there is a soft spot inside you for my thoughts.

(No pun intended) .... or maybe .... ;)

:P

Lately I have been thinking less and less about sex, it is the other way around now. It is the girl who is the horny one and I am the one who chooses if she gets at the moment or not.
I find it odd. But still nice to see that I have always had things in control and perspective.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 18, 2007, 08:50:36 PM
I love it when there is a conversation during sex... like her saying "I wanna taste you" or "I want you to cum with me" It just drives me crazy. I also love foreplay... makes things so much better. I like to handcuff her and blindfold her and then kiss her in random spots and avoiding her vagina... It's funny when you kiss her in a spot that was completely unexpected cause she can't see you and you just see goosebumps run up her body and she gets the chills. It drives her crazy... after a while she'll be saying "I want you to taste me" and stuff like that and I just say not yet and she tries to fight it but she can't. I swear you can get a girl close to having an orgasm just by doing those things. And when the time comes when I am ready to taste her I take off her blindfold and look her in the eyes while she watches me eat her out... but even then I tease her by stopping once in a while. Then after a few minutes of that I unlock her hands and she grabs my hair and pulls my face in between her legs. Oh god I love it!   ;D

On a side note... I am a firm believer that the atmosphere where you are having sex makes a huge difference on how good it is.

Also I like being gentle and rough... I love biting and sucking.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on March 18, 2007, 08:57:20 PM
wow!  :o

i should hang out with you!  ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 18, 2007, 09:00:51 PM
HAHA  :P


I havn't even said what I do during sex  ::)  ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on March 18, 2007, 09:33:21 PM
no double posting please sir...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 18, 2007, 10:18:34 PM
I havn't even said what I do during sex  ::)  ;)
Just as long as you don't slap them in the Bee Hind and yell "Who is your Parental Guardian, Who'se your Parental Guardian!!!!".
I think you are A-O-K.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on March 18, 2007, 10:19:59 PM
you didnt like that homero? :-[

You seemed to enjoy it...youve even requested it a couple times

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 19, 2007, 02:54:44 AM
Doggy style... while looking down... I am obsessed with a girls ass, just not anal sex.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 19, 2007, 08:19:36 PM
I havn't even said what I do during sex  ::)  ;)
Just as long as you don't slap them in the Bee Hind and yell "Who is your Parental Guardian, Who'se your Parental Guardian!!!!".
I think you are A-O-K.

lol there's might be slapping involved but none of that immature talk. I don't have sex just to do it and satisfy myself... I do it like it's the last time I'll ever get to do it... making it fun and all that stuff makes it so much more enjoyable. I also keep records in the back of my head of the most orgasms i've given to a girl in one session... It's nice to know stuff like that =p
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 19, 2007, 09:58:19 PM
you didnt like that homero? :-[

You seemed to enjoy it...youve even requested it a couple times


I did find it weird that we both enjoyed that, but for fucks sake, why was your right arm harder than the left?
Miracle's of science? or you like to the law in to your own Hand?
:P

Inferno, you are odder than the average bear.
hahaha.
Not that I want to know your collection of greatest hits there, I am sure it is a nice list there.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 19, 2007, 10:47:14 PM
Ok so maybe I did sound a little weird but I'm sure I vouch for every guy when I say we wanna know how good we are in bed.

And just to kill the curiosity... It's me 3 and her 7 within a span of 2 hours... not the longest I've gone for but it just goes to show you it was a damn good 2 hours =P ... 1 hour 45 minutes to be exact.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on March 21, 2007, 01:07:02 AM
this is getting weird....
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 21, 2007, 02:25:03 AM
http://i5.tinypic.com/4795343.jpg

Oh no.

Jerry naked? oh no no no no
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 21, 2007, 02:53:13 AM
I know. :(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 21, 2007, 03:57:34 PM
this is getting weird....

You are telling me!
I think .... I think it just moved!

hahaha.

Ok, with all the seriousness now.

Since when has this Forum ever been a normal one to begin with?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on March 21, 2007, 05:11:17 PM
Would it be wrong for me to bone my step-cousin?

Before you label me as extremely fucked up, keep in mind that I met her when I was 14, and we developed an attraction before my mom's engagement to the step cousin's uncle was ever announced. She also lives out of state, so I've never treated her like a cousin. And imagine Reese Witherspoon with super nice legs; she fits that description well.

Am I a pervert?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 21, 2007, 05:21:10 PM
I guess everyone has that dilemma in their life.

In some cases some guys share that connection with their cousin.

Personally I wouldn't suggest it. Because this will only cause problems within the family.
Like everyone says, look but don't touch. Touch but don't eat. Eat but don't enjoy.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on March 21, 2007, 08:50:08 PM
Well all I know is that if she made the first move, I'd have a hard time resisting.

It's not like there's a blood relation.....dear god I'm fucked up.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 21, 2007, 10:16:54 PM
I see nothing wrong with fooling around with her... but if it gets to become more than that then I suggest getting the approval from the family. But in all honesty... it's what YOU want, not what THEY want.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Errin on March 22, 2007, 03:38:09 PM
Is there a blood relation?
if there's no blood relation then no problem.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on March 22, 2007, 04:33:57 PM

jerry, is that really your penis?  ::)


and stevie, do her.  :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on March 22, 2007, 04:50:31 PM
that is his penis..... notice the tats.

and yea stevie, do her. and take pics, and send them to her grandma
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 22, 2007, 05:00:43 PM
Oy!
Each and one's of you's is goings to hell.

I think I would go with Negative's thought here.
Cuz sweet damnation will be forever sweet with evidence.

:P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on March 23, 2007, 01:10:00 AM
jerry, why would you post a picture of your penis? you dont see me posting a pic of trouble #1 and trouble #2 or my hoo-ha!  :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 23, 2007, 01:46:38 AM
you dont see me posting a pic of trouble #1 and trouble #2 or my hoo-ha!  :P

Don't let that stop you ... uhm er...

It is your god given right as an american, go ahead and post pictures of your oingo boingo.

He isn't the only one who can post how big his Cock is. Here you Go. (http://www.agilitynut.com/05/1/clucks.jpg)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 23, 2007, 01:58:58 AM
I figure everyone should see my penis. So there it is. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on March 23, 2007, 08:31:53 AM
jerry, why would you post a picture of your penis? you dont see me posting a pic of trouble #1 and trouble #2 or my hoo-ha!  :P
I think me and homero need to help you out, like were trying to help jen
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on March 23, 2007, 03:49:17 PM

and yea stevie, do her. and take pics, and send them to her grandma

Funnily enough, that was my initial idea.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 23, 2007, 10:10:53 PM
I guess I might have to post mine...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 24, 2007, 01:28:09 AM
My penis only. :)

Just kidding. :) Everyone post your genitalia!

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on March 24, 2007, 11:41:54 AM

and yea stevie, do her. and take pics, and send them to her grandma

Funnily enough, that was my initial idea.
oh, and I thought it was implied... but it probaly wasnt.... send them to me too ;D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on March 24, 2007, 07:47:49 PM
im giving up sex.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 24, 2007, 08:59:08 PM
lol... why hun?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on March 24, 2007, 09:29:42 PM
Well I completly gave up masterbation for Lent.

I'm shocked that I still haven't cranked it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on March 24, 2007, 10:00:25 PM
lol... why hun?

because i only get hurt by it...you meet someone, theyre great, things are great, and when you finally give in and have sex with them, things change and they end up being jerks and screwing you over. im done with that and those kinds of guys so the next penis to enter my body will be my husbands.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 25, 2007, 01:43:35 AM
Well I completly gave up masterbation for Lent.

I'm shocked that I still haven't cranked it.
I did it for two years.
Though having a band and a lot of reading helped me with that.
It just depends how you keep yourself busy, my hobbies were odd to just exaggerated sometimes. Though fun sometimes.

I am sorry to hear that sweety, I know it must feel hard for you to go through that. You are never alone Betsy.
:(
Don't let one fucker ruin your life.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 25, 2007, 02:44:10 AM
lol... why hun?

because i only get hurt by it...you meet someone, theyre great, things are great, and when you finally give in and have sex with them, things change and they end up being jerks and screwing you over. im done with that and those kinds of guys so the next penis to enter my body will be my husbands.

Have you ever thought that the only reason they were nice to you in the first place was just to get into ur pants? You can take the route you said you are or you could just do it for fun... of course you would have to be more careful, but there would be no strings attached and no commitment so no more getting hurt. Your decision though =)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on March 25, 2007, 06:54:08 PM
ive done that too...ive had a fuck buddy for 4 years now, thats all he was. then he started feeding me a bunch of bullshit too. "why cant we ever have anything more than this?...i love you"...then the wheels in my head start turning, i think about it for a few weeks, and finally i say "you know, it might work" and then he tells me that he didnt know why he said it, he was just drunk.

so, either way, i lose.  :-\
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on March 25, 2007, 10:04:22 PM
Well I completly gave up masterbation for Lent.

I'm shocked that I still haven't cranked it.
I did it for two years.
Though having a band and a lot of reading helped me with that.
It just depends how you keep yourself busy, my hobbies were odd to just exaggerated sometimes. Though fun sometimes.


I started working out, that's helped out a lot. Ironically though, I would probably look much better jerking it now.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Inferno on March 26, 2007, 01:13:39 AM
ive done that too...ive had a fuck buddy for 4 years now, thats all he was. then he started feeding me a bunch of bullshit too. "why cant we ever have anything more than this?...i love you"...then the wheels in my head start turning, i think about it for a few weeks, and finally i say "you know, it might work" and then he tells me that he didnt know why he said it, he was just drunk.

so, either way, i lose.  :-\
\

Well, don't lose faith yet... there's someone out there for everyone. Don't give up... or you might miss what it out there for you. Sometimes what it is that is there for you is right under your nose... you just haven't noticed it yet   ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: btbed on March 26, 2007, 07:13:39 PM
It's funny how one day a person that is like your best friend forever of the opposite sex can turn to you and say I think it could work if we had a relationship. I understand completely. It's strange, in my situation I've know this girl for 10 years, we have never had sex, but the girl acts like a girlfriend. I mean everything but the sex. Then the other day she says I'd like to try something......
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on March 26, 2007, 09:13:59 PM


like sex?  ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 26, 2007, 09:52:30 PM
like sex?  ;)
Don't mind if I do.

Thank you berry much.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: btbed on March 26, 2007, 10:17:18 PM
HAHA!! I think so!!  ;) Like sex.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 28, 2007, 09:22:12 PM
When Adam said he started a Black Metal Folk Rock Band I was hesitating to wonder what that would sound like.
It wasn't until his first show that I knew what he meant.

(http://www.nrk.no/img/265342.jpeg)

He did mention in the past that he sang his balls off.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on March 28, 2007, 10:57:30 PM
^I had to cut my hair though....
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on March 28, 2007, 11:05:53 PM
ok people please keep the bullshit in the bullshit thread this is the sex thread lets keep it X rated
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on March 31, 2007, 05:29:46 AM
I had sex in the back of a car for the first time. :)
 A bit uncomfortable at first... but I got a hold of it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on March 31, 2007, 07:10:24 AM
I had sex in the back of a car for the first time. :)
 A bit uncomfortable at first... but I got a hold of it.
Yeah, in my opinion it is the most awkward place since you/she can't get comfy. Next thing you know she is jumping up and down and bumps her head on the roof. Than you try to take off your pants in a small envoriment, in which case you have to unbuckle and pull them down that way.
(And this is while you are on the back of the seat).

I was about to have Parking lot sex after a show with the g/f. Though I turned it down because the friends wanted to go Drinking and Clubbing, than she invited me to the bathroom to have stall sex.

Sheesh some people are just horny bunnies!
:P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on April 01, 2007, 11:26:27 PM
Well homer someone has to be the horndog in the relationship.......car sex was never an issue on my part....at least not that i can remember.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on April 02, 2007, 12:02:55 AM
Well homer someone has to be the horndog in the relationship.......car sex was never an issue on my part....at least not that i can remember.

Pardon my French but ...

*Poing!!!!!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on April 02, 2007, 12:03:59 AM
me either i pretty much fucked in every single car me and my dad have own even on my tiny honda civic car shit's hot in my opinion.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on April 02, 2007, 12:07:01 AM
me either i pretty much fucked in every single car me and my dad have own even on my tiny honda civic car shit's hot in my opinion.
Uhm, the Car or the Girl?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on April 02, 2007, 12:16:48 AM
Well homer someone has to be the horndog in the relationship.......car sex was never an issue on my part....at least not that i can remember.

Pardon my French but ...

*Poing!!!!!

oh homer, your making me blush.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on April 02, 2007, 01:17:16 AM

ive had lots of sex in my car, very uncomfortable!...sorry homer, i cleaned it up before you rode in it!  :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on April 02, 2007, 02:07:19 AM
ive had lots of sex in my car, very uncomfortable!...sorry homer, i cleaned it up before you rode in it!  :P

Hahaha, unfucking believable!

That was my first thing when I got in the back of your Car the first time. "I am sure she has had sex here". (This was just an assumption).

It is times like these that I am thankful that you are polite enough to go out of your way to do things for me. Besides, I already had ripped pants that night. I didn't want to have a guys fluid on my bum.

Let alone the night we went shopping for She-Male Hookers and Carrie was fucking drunk.

You know, couple of minutes ago you told me you were coming.
I think I rather not be inside your car. Lord knows what you've been doing!

Jeanette - There have been two people here whom I have blushed because of my words. First it was Cheryl when I told her I smelled like a dirty carpet and now you? I must be on a role.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: alterego on April 05, 2007, 12:57:12 AM
car sex isn't that comfortable.  sex on bleachers in the park isn't all that comfortable either.  sex in the sand with no blanket under you isn't very comfortable either. 

i just read this thread for the first time.  i wish i had read it like, whenever it started.  sex talk is my favorite thing ever
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on April 29, 2007, 09:34:10 PM
Apparently the theatre where I work is a breeding ground for buttsex. Three of the girls there now have buttsex. I don't know what it is with people and anal, but... I dunno. I guess I'm not a fan of feces haha.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on April 30, 2007, 01:14:15 PM
don't know what it is with people and anal, but... I dunno. I guess I'm not a fan of feces haha.
whats there not to love about feces?

I remember this one time Homero has poo all over him and was just pounding away...

wait this is getting to personal.
you people dont need to know my life story.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on April 30, 2007, 09:00:06 PM
Trust me, he was EVERY where. You wouldn't have stopped him either if you knew the things he knew and was capable of doing!
(http://www.animationartgallery.com/images/WDC/WDCCJP3.gif)

I had more Pooh on me than sweat on my body once I was done.

Most Males like Anal Sex because of the idea of its attributes of Taboos plus not to mention the Dominance one can have over the Girl.
I remember hearing an argument between my two friends, apparently they got drunk once and she offered to receive anal for the first time and my friend maybe took it too seriously that when he asked again (in front of me) she said no. He yelled out "You Fucking Bitch! Why would you play with me that way!".
hahaha, wow Anal power has more strength than the Cerebellum itself.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on April 30, 2007, 10:07:47 PM
hahaha, wow Anal power has more strength than the Cerebellum itself.
Haha. I understand scientifically why men love anal, I just don't personally agree (I think that is what I was getting at?). More power to ya if that's your thing though haha.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on May 01, 2007, 12:40:37 AM
I think it also has a level of intimacy to it.

alot of girls well let you fuck them. but anal sex is something they arent gonna just give up. Its an issue of trust. You have to be pretty comfortable with someone to let them stick a cock in your ass. so when a girl allows you to it shows she really trust you

yes?
no?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on May 01, 2007, 05:55:13 AM
Very well put lol.. Yes its about trust lol^_^ You just made anal sound like dinner in the candlelight haha. Good job buddy lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on May 01, 2007, 05:21:19 PM
You just made anal sound like dinner in the candlelight haha.

Well... it could very well be a meal ;D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on May 01, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
You just made anal sound like dinner in the candlelight haha.

Well... it could very well be a meal ;D
Thank God I am Vegetarian?
:P

It is true, some gals/ guys only like sex through the Gully hole.
Much of that idea is for sanitary reasons.

I agree with Negative's comment above, though I kinda wish now that he doesn't buy me Dinner when I visit him now. Lord knows what he may expect after that.

It sounds more like a joke a friend told me once:
What is the Most Venenous Animal out there?

The Scorpion?

No.

The Snake?

No.

The Sweat of a Frog?

No.

Than, what is it?

It is the Cock of a Donkey. Let a stinger like that prick you ... trust me, you won't survive to tell about it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on May 02, 2007, 12:03:26 AM
It is the Cock of a Donkey. Let a stinger like that prick you ... trust me, you won't survive to tell about it.
Haha, nice.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on May 02, 2007, 12:37:52 AM
Haha nice Homer and Adam it just could be lol....
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Steel on May 07, 2007, 11:59:40 PM
lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on May 15, 2007, 02:21:34 AM
I Need Sex.

You know what to do.

;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on May 15, 2007, 02:55:02 AM
*pulls down panties and talks in deep butch voice*

LETS DO THIS.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on May 15, 2007, 04:28:11 PM
i need some sex too. im getting frustrated.  >:(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on May 15, 2007, 05:43:00 PM
phone sex

thoughts?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on May 15, 2007, 09:40:49 PM
Hahaha, unfucking believable!
Jenn hacked into my account! That bitch!

Svenia, I didn't say stop.

Oh god, what does that say, I rather molest Svenia over Betsy?

I haven't had Phone Sex in a while. My psychiatrist said I need to stop role playing, because the people in the house who still use the phone always end up with a clump of sperm in their ear.
:(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ~TheSacrament~ on May 16, 2007, 08:54:51 AM
two words...scandinavian leather...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on May 16, 2007, 02:08:27 PM
the people in the house who still use the phone always end up with a clump of sperm in their ear.
WHAT?
You said that was frosting for the cinnibuns!!!

I fucking knew you werent baking.

Sure was sweet though.... :-\
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on May 16, 2007, 04:42:11 PM
no phone sex with you nancy...you gotta woman.  :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on May 16, 2007, 07:17:54 PM
I wasn't asking for it B.
 
I was asking peoples opinions on it.
hypothetically, of chorus
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on May 16, 2007, 07:26:36 PM
haha sure...just playing Nancy haha.. and I know phone sex can be fun or just plain funny...^_^
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on May 16, 2007, 08:14:23 PM
no phone sex with you nancy...you gotta woman.  :P
Well what about your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman?

;)

I was asking peoples opinions on it.
hypothetically, of chorus

Well Hypothetically is going to kick your ass I will tell you that much.
I am sure "Hypothetically" wears brass knuckles.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on May 16, 2007, 11:48:54 PM
Hypothetically wears brass knuckles around her neck

and Hypothetically has already promised me plenty of ass kickings
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on May 17, 2007, 12:27:32 AM
You are Dating Flavah Flav?

For Rizzle?

:O
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on May 17, 2007, 10:52:42 PM
Its a good possibility :o

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on May 21, 2007, 02:59:44 PM
Hahaha dude I can totally picture her with brass knuckles around her neck.. And just to add on the topic I have found men who love to be dominated as well as dominate are so much hotter than all dominant. Nothing better then a man begging you to hold him down....^_^ I dunno where that came from lets just say I had a good night.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on May 22, 2007, 12:04:17 AM
I dunno where that came from lets just say I had a good night.
Sounds like someone needs to do herself a Star Wars.

(A Han Solo).

;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on May 26, 2007, 11:14:27 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT
and sent me video
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on May 27, 2007, 12:49:10 AM
There is nothing wrong with that Betsy.
I would say open yourself up, see what you feel. You never know.
I think everyone has "that" friend which throws mixed signals, in other cases is the same sex as you.

If I were you I'd Fiddle her Diddle, but than again I am a guy I would Fiddle anything that has strings and some tail to make soothing music.
(I am talking about a Violin Perverts).

I was just talking to Adam about my three month Dry Well Spell, it is rather hard now that I had sex with that same person. I sort of want to go back but the sea clings onto driving me into a different shore.

I could either:
A.) Have sex with someone new.
B.) Wait for her.
C.) Take the Law into my own Hands. (which I am not a fan of).
D.) Run towards the Hill and never look back.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on May 27, 2007, 03:37:19 PM
I am losing faith in love.

Id say, run away. Have secks with millions of girls, cos you are a stud...

And then MAYBE find love.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: HIM fanatic girl on June 27, 2007, 10:40:09 PM
I am losing faith in love.

Id say, run away. Have secks with millions of girls, cos you are a stud...

And then MAYBE find love.
Well, I lost it a long time ago. :'(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on June 28, 2007, 06:16:20 PM
I am losing faith in love.

Id say, run away. Have secks with millions of girls, cos you are a stud...

And then MAYBE find love.
I lost it behind a Car, the girl gave me the best or....

wait, we are talking about two very different subjects here.

Hmm, though my personal life shall go untainted in this "public" domain. I find it particularly odd that once you are dating someone girls suddenly pay attention to you, but when you are alone; they don't show a sign of life for one.
Than there are those who just want to fuck you. (over, or literally... up to you on that thought).
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on June 28, 2007, 07:51:15 PM
I find it particularly odd that once you are dating someone girls suddenly pay attention to you, but when you are alone; they don't show a sign of life for one.
Than there are those who just want to fuck you. (over, or literally... up to you on that thought).


That's why I purchased a fake wedding band*.  It's even dirtier with a married guy.


* I'm only kidding, I hope nobody is that pathetic.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on June 29, 2007, 06:36:19 PM
Well. It's been two months and still no sex. I am beginning to think my penis hates me.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on July 02, 2007, 01:20:54 AM
Well. It's been two months and still no sex. I am beginning to think my penis hates me.

quit your bitching its been way longer for me new years was my last time.. im starting to believe that if you dont use it you lose it
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Mike. on July 02, 2007, 05:03:22 AM
Well. It's been two months and still no sex. I am beginning to think my penis hates me.

quit your bitching its been way longer for me new years was my last time.. im starting to believe that if you dont use it you lose it

No offense dude, but are you serious with that Chris Benoit signature? I'm sorry but that shit was mad funny when I heard about that.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Mike. on July 02, 2007, 06:04:11 AM
My girlfriend's dad walked in on her going down on me and now she's in a ton of trouble because her parent's are dumbasses. All of my friends and even her best friend's mom think it's funny, but her parents have to be douchebags about it. I was wearing bright yellow SpongeBob Squarepants sleeping pants (I uhh needed pants for when I got out of the pool..) and he brought us down some apple pie, walked into her room and said "what the hell are you guys doing?" It was embarrassing, yet funny at the same time.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 02, 2007, 06:56:04 AM
Ha. Damn dude.

That reminds me of this time I was with this girl. We were going at it,, she was moaning (keep in mind her moms room was right across the hall... and like her mom was screaming "WTF IS GOING ON IN THERE?!?"

The girl replied "HE IS TICKLING ME!"

As I was fucking her. lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 02, 2007, 11:25:55 PM
I too would be embarrassed if they caught me with Sponge Bob paraphenalia in general, maybe thats why the Father yelled that. hahaha.

"Hey Kids, brought you some pie".
"No thanks Tom, I will get my own in a minute".
;)

Svenia, I just hope it wasn't just a tickling she got?

Hmm, being in this thread makes me hungry.
I am going for Dinner.
;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on July 04, 2007, 01:53:56 AM
Haha that reminds me of the time I was at my bf computer desk and he decided to go under the desk and have some dessert. Well luckily it was dark and his dad walked through to get to the kitchen and asked have you seen Steven.. I was like no.I think he ran out for a 7-Eleven run. Mean while I was squirming cause he wouldn't stop. It was soo0o000o wrong. but I loved it hahaha. Thank god for long skirts hahaha
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 04, 2007, 02:04:08 AM
You are not the innocent girl I thought you were!
I am Shocked!
I mean SHOCKED!

Who goes to 7 11 when they have a Computer to use.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on July 06, 2007, 01:29:17 AM
Hahahaha Sorry to disappoint you ^_~

But hey it was fun though in the end especially since their was the feeling of getting caught. I dunno it was a rush. man that was so0o00o long ago.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on July 06, 2007, 12:52:49 PM
ive always wanted to have sex in public. especially like at a concert. that would be fucking hot.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 06, 2007, 02:51:04 PM
I had a dream of certain Cu'de Sac members here.
Ironic enough, it involved Laura, Betsy and Kirs!
hahaha.
It was abou that Dance that I won off (Betsy and Laura) and they were dancing than out of no where Kirs came in to do some battling I think.
But it was fun.

Though it did give me a reason to Touch the gals headlights when I woke up.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on July 06, 2007, 04:22:56 PM
ive always wanted to have sex in public. especially like at a concert. that would be fucking hot.

mmm concert sex...it does sound hot. I've always wanted to have sex in the park....during night time, and on top of the washer while its on....i've heard its pretty good stuff.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 07, 2007, 03:07:55 AM
ive always wanted to have sex in public. especially like at a concert. that would be fucking hot.

mmm concert sex...it does sound hot. I've always wanted to have sex in the park....during night time, and on top of the washer while its on....i've heard its pretty good stuff.

This is random and I have never seen it get done, (but I think this might hurt like hell too). For a female to get off easier while the washer is on Spin cycle they can put themselves on the corner section of the washer and let the bottom of the Vagina near the g spot (near the clitoris area) and let it massage you.

I just hope the poor girl has a well balanced set of clothes there or else she might cream her panties in the first bulk move of that washer leaving her crying and enjoying that odd orgasm.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 07, 2007, 03:19:57 AM
I have had sex on a washer once, luckily I am rather tall. Which made things easier for the both of us.

The clothes were gettin clean while we were gettin dirty.

haha I like that.

I am gonna make that a quote or something.


 But yeah. It was amazing. Where is the weirdest place any of you had sex?

Mine would prolly be a recycle bin. Full of paper.

Or... in a hospital. The day I got my tonsils out.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Umberlee on July 08, 2007, 08:11:53 PM
Sex in public....been tempted, but I don't know if I would ever try that.  Somehow I don't fancy the idea of having my ass scraped up by brick/cement walls. I would imagine that would hurt a lot.  Sex on linolium floors is bad though!!! If you thought rug burn on your ass was bad, linolium burn is like 1000 times worse!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 08, 2007, 08:14:03 PM
linolium burn is like 1000 times worse!
Obviously you need to have more Sexperience thats why.
It isn't as bad once you get used to it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Umberlee on July 08, 2007, 08:18:23 PM
Yeah not a lot of sexual encounters on kitchen floors
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 08, 2007, 10:57:34 PM
i can not think of anywhere i have not had sex. Whew
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 08, 2007, 11:23:34 PM
I will remember to not put my plate anywhere near your house, thats for sure.
I might sleep standing up, with my anus facing the wall for that matter.

As for the kitchen floor sex, you can put something so your skin doesn't get the friction.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: poetry.in.flesh on July 09, 2007, 08:34:52 PM
wll guys i might as well embarassingly admit i am a virgin and still single and can only imagine what sex is like cos the uk is so shit the women ignor eme here and i am getting nowhere arrgggh i wanna move to the fucking states
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Umberlee on July 09, 2007, 08:43:12 PM
i can not think of anywhere i have not had sex. Whew

Remind me not to eat, sit, or touch anything at your place!!!  :D
The kitchen floor was the only other place that I have had sex, the rest have been in a bed.
wll guys i might as well embarassingly admit i am a virgin and still single and can only imagine what sex is like cos the uk is so shit the women ignor eme here and i am getting nowhere arrgggh i wanna move to the fucking states

I think that there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. I didn't loose mine until I was 19. I am 23 now.  I thought he was the one but then he turned into an asshole.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on July 09, 2007, 09:39:12 PM
Being a virgin is ok, so dont worry about it. Oh umberlee dont worry girl thats is my story too, except that i lost mine when i was 18, now im 21. But I lost mine though not cuz i was totally in love with the guy but more because of the curiousity...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 09, 2007, 10:34:51 PM
But I lost mine though not cuz i was totally in love with the guy but more because of the curiousity...
I know that conversation well.
"I'm supposed to get a "Bonner", what the hell is a bonner? Stick it in your .... what? We are supposed to be naked or something?".

boom boom cha cha cha cha cha cha boom boom cha wiki wah wiki wah
Songs like that scream out jail bait ... or no rhythm since verbal terms have no cacophony's.
Though the song reminds me of Genital Hospital or Night of the Giving Head.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on July 09, 2007, 10:38:15 PM
Oh no thankfully it was nothing like that.....i think i would have given up if there was that much talking involved. I can say though that it wasnt what i expected....especially when a girl has a picture in their mind of what their first time will be like...but that was sooooo long ago.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Umberlee on July 09, 2007, 11:32:38 PM
I know that conversation well.
"I'm supposed to get a "Bonner", what the hell is a bonner? Stick it in your .... what? We are supposed to be naked or something?".
God I laughed so hard!!! The same thing for me Solitary_Gurl.  So far my sexual experiences was only with 1 guy.....the asshole.  Oh well fuck him, oh wait I already did that!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on July 10, 2007, 01:04:23 AM
on a haystack
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Umberlee on July 10, 2007, 09:38:25 AM
So you mean to tell us that you had a "roll in the hay" .....Sorry I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 10, 2007, 10:25:36 AM
In a pool. :) ;D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 10, 2007, 02:16:02 PM
Inside the Car of a Famous (Indie) Musician in the Spanish Rock Genre's Car.
Only to be caught (well not me, she gave it away by laughing when asked... "Did you two fuck in my Car while you waited for us?").

But none the less, the earth was shakin' and the backseat was quakin'.
Showed her who's the boss.
;)

Oh well fuck him
Don't mind if I do.
?

I am just wondering what position Umberlee was in to be borried that she was going to get cement scratches on her ass if she fucked in public?
You do realize you can stand up when you are fucking?
It is not like you are being pushed into the wall and all of the sudden you are fucked from behind only to have the brick marks in the front of your body?

I am just saying.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 10, 2007, 02:52:45 PM
Inside the Car of a Famous (Indie) Musician in the Spanish Rock Genre's Car.
Only to be caught (well not me, she gave it away by laughing when asked... "Did you two fuck in my Car while you waited for us?").

But none the less, the earth was shakin' and the backseat was quakin'.
Showed her who's the boss.
;)


Dude, teach me.

lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on July 10, 2007, 04:35:09 PM
So you mean to tell us that you had a "roll in the hay" .....Sorry I couldn't resist.

i sure did!  ;D

ive done it in a pool, on top of my moms car, in a hmong shack, in the shower, in a field at the river (thats a great story) in my friends car, on my friends floor, in my friends bed, in my bed with friends in the room, uh...i can keep going!  8)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Dylon Fujifilm on July 10, 2007, 11:14:08 PM
damn! that list is forever
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 11, 2007, 05:00:46 AM
So you mean to tell us that you had a "roll in the hay" .....Sorry I couldn't resist.

i sure did!  ;D

ive done it in a pool, on top of my moms car, in a hmong shack, in the shower, in a field at the river (thats a great story) in my friends car, on my friends floor, in my friends bed, in my bed with friends in the room, uh...i can keep going!  8)
All before Lunch.

Poing!!!!

Actually, Betsy. You brought up a strange but similar point.
A friend wants to have sex and have another person watch her do it with (name will be held for the court of law) and that third person is not supposed to touch or do anything just watch her get fucked.
More and more people like that idea of this happening.
Pretty odd if you ask me.

Necro, you mean about the Boss part or the Car Sex?
Well those things just fall from the sky honestly. I am lucky at being unlucky.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 11, 2007, 10:43:44 PM
Unluckly luck.

I have in a graveyard. Mmmazing.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Dylon Fujifilm on July 20, 2007, 11:41:33 AM
the goal before i die is to do it every where mentioned in that song "whats your fantasy?" by ludacris
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Mike. on July 25, 2007, 04:48:44 AM
I can't wait for tomorrow. I get to bang my girl out in the shower. She's got a nice juicy ass too. I drool over it. I'm gonna wind up busting before she does and I don't even care.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 25, 2007, 04:50:37 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Mike. on July 25, 2007, 04:55:29 AM
Heh yeah. If I could post naked pictures on here, I would post one of her ass. She's one of those skinny white punk girls with a ghetto booty. Fuck yeah for them.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 25, 2007, 05:23:39 AM
Dude, you can. lol as long as it is not graphic beyond graphic nudity.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 26, 2007, 05:56:52 PM
I can't wait for tomorrow. I get to bang my girl out in the shower. She's got a nice juicy ass too. I drool over it. I'm gonna wind up busting before she does and I don't even care.
All I could think of while reading this was a really good brownie that I ate from 7 11 after band practice on an empty stomach that thing felt like an orgasm of sheer delight.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 26, 2007, 06:07:03 PM
Sex is amazing.

:-D


Well it depends who with I guess. But I tried a new position. Pretty good. The lay sideways doggy style, is a name I would like to call it.

:)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on July 26, 2007, 07:43:11 PM
Heh yeah. If I could post naked pictures on here, I would post one of her ass. She's one of those skinny white punk girls with a ghetto booty. Fuck yeah for them.

Your girlfriend's ass is always welcomed here.  I would say let's start a "here's my fuck hole" thread where people would show off their conquests, but there's got to be some legality issues there.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on July 26, 2007, 08:45:59 PM
Heh yeah. If I could post naked pictures on here, I would post one of her ass. She's one of those skinny white punk girls with a ghetto booty. Fuck yeah for them.

Your girlfriend's ass is always welcomed here.  I would say let's start a "here's my fuck hole" thread where people would show off their conquests, but there's got to be some legality issues there.

*Jay points to his groin.

<_<

>_>

<_<

*Homer clenches his butt tighter.

not if it's made for people who've got over 200 posts...

More like ex's being posted in a forum without their consent, than Jay will be the one getting posted in his gully hole for letting pictures of minors on his Forum.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on July 27, 2007, 12:13:10 PM
Is it bad that I want to have sex with a girl who hates me. And I mean.. HATES me? I think it would be hot.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on August 01, 2007, 11:29:23 PM
It'd be rough haha.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 02, 2007, 02:31:46 AM
Is it bad that I want to have sex with a girl who hates me. And I mean.. HATES me? I think it would be hot.
Than we move to the Rape Subject.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on August 05, 2007, 01:21:18 AM
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. The detectives who investigate this crimes are part of an elite group, known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on August 07, 2007, 12:25:24 AM
Is it bad that I want to have sex with a girl who hates me. And I mean.. HATES me? I think it would be hot.

why would it be bad? Its just a thought after all...


I had the best rough sex this past weekend....the whole ass slapping...hair pulling...porn like kissing and mild choking. Im a happy, yet sore camper :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on August 07, 2007, 12:42:08 AM
Is it bad that I want to have sex with a girl who hates me. And I mean.. HATES me? I think it would be hot.

you know jerry they say there's a thin line between love and hate..
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 07, 2007, 05:25:07 PM
Lol. I would like to snip across that.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Len777 on August 07, 2007, 09:37:29 PM
lol how did i not see this thread ever i can't believe this lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 07, 2007, 09:38:47 PM
lol...
It was posted in a lot. I think I started it. Not sure.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on August 07, 2007, 11:33:56 PM
lol...
It was posted in a lot. I think I started it. Not sure.

im sure you did horn dog
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 08, 2007, 01:37:22 AM
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. The detectives who investigate this crimes are part of an elite group, known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
That sounds vaguely familiar.

T.V. or Movie?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on August 08, 2007, 12:16:36 PM
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 08, 2007, 01:16:24 PM
Oh so it was from a T.V. Gap. It sounded too familiar.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 10, 2007, 07:20:22 PM
Well, I am on 40 days and 40 nights.

No sex.
No masturbation.
No playing of any sort with a girl or guy.

Let's see how far I can make it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on August 10, 2007, 09:11:19 PM
Well, I am on 40 days and 40 nights.

No sex.
No masturbation.
No playing of any sort with a girl or guy.

Let's see how far I can make it.

as homer simpson said if you shake it more then 2 times you're playing with yourself.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 10, 2007, 09:12:31 PM
Eh. it takes 29 shakes to make sure I am drip free.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 11, 2007, 02:19:11 AM
Well, I am on 40 days and 40 nights.

No sex.
No masturbation.
No playing of any sort with a girl or guy.

Let's see how far I can make it.

as homer simpson said if you shake it more then 2 times you're playing with yourself.
The writer first used it on Family Guy than it was used on some Indie movie way before F.G. even came out.
So it seems everyone is copying everyone now a days for that sort of jokes.

Plus Necro, Forty Days and Forty Nights is an awesome movie.

I went two years without sex.
Pretty much no Masturbation, no Sex.
But the sad part was that when you don't toot your own horn you have random erections when you sleep.

But that is sharing too much already.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on August 11, 2007, 12:16:32 PM
I went all of Lent without masterbating.

God did I blow a load all over Easter though.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 11, 2007, 08:08:31 PM
God did I blow a load all over Easter though.
That is the only good thing once you are done with lent.
The Climax is more potent than usual ones.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 11, 2007, 08:34:00 PM
I am a proud Necro.

Anyone wanna die?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on August 12, 2007, 11:39:22 AM
How about I just lend you a shovel?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 12, 2007, 03:23:50 PM
The best part about being a Necro is...

You dont have to bring them flowers, they are usually already there.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 12, 2007, 06:54:14 PM
When you are done you simply roll them over.

You can choose when they can open and close their mouth.

They don't complain when you choose where to spill.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on August 12, 2007, 07:17:58 PM
Granted, one does need to soak the dead body in warm water for a few hours before any kind of love making can happen.

Disposing of the corpse can also be a problem.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 12, 2007, 10:13:19 PM
7 11 Still sells Beef Jerky last I heard.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 13, 2007, 12:08:42 AM
This 40 days and 40 nights stuff really sucks.

I am going into intervention.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Haddonfield on August 13, 2007, 12:29:32 AM
don't you mean withdrawl?  ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 13, 2007, 12:31:51 AM
Right...
Thanks Ricky.

I have been up for far too goddamn long.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Haddonfield on August 13, 2007, 12:51:33 AM
As have I, waiting for this blasted meteor shower.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 13, 2007, 01:00:49 AM
I am going into intervention.
That means you need to stop you freaking Nymph!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 13, 2007, 01:13:04 AM
Hmm, really?

I always thought it was about the things that gets me off.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on August 13, 2007, 01:35:53 AM
I am going into intervention.
That means you need to stop you freaking Nymph!

[sarcasm]jerry a nympho? no fucking way mate never jerry is a nice clean pure boy[/sarcasm] :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 13, 2007, 01:50:49 AM
Well, they never seem to say no to me...

So they obviously dont have a problem with it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on August 13, 2007, 05:53:15 PM
When I stopped jerking it, I had to start working out.

The extra testosterone was driving me mad.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 13, 2007, 07:22:36 PM
I know how it goes. :'(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Sweet777 on August 15, 2007, 05:32:04 PM
O__o
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Nny on August 16, 2007, 09:57:43 AM
anal? anybody elses's guilty pleasure?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on August 16, 2007, 12:35:11 PM
anal? anybody elses's guilty pleasure?
Nah, but tittyfuckin' is nice.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 16, 2007, 05:19:15 PM
anal? anybody elses's guilty pleasure?

*raises hand*
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:16:37 AM
What's with men enjoying girl's peeing over them? How do you guys get off from that? ???
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 01:19:05 AM
WELL!

I never had the thought of that til now.

I will quote something here.

"Of course I love golden showers! I love Gold and Showers. So yes. I love golden showers."

hehe.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:20:15 AM
Hahaha. I never heard that one before.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 01:21:32 AM
It was from The Boondocks or whatever that cartoon was on Adult Swim.

So let's hear your fantasy. I would LOVE to hear it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:24:40 AM
Fantasy like Unicorns, and Cotton Candy Clouds or
Deep Poundage/Thrusting fantasy?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 01:27:06 AM
I will go with the second one please.


Do not add any unicorns in the story though. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:32:41 AM
Fantasy?
I would love to be fucked romantically but with an edge. Im up for anything with what the guy wants. I always wanted to have sex in a picture booth.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 01:33:50 AM
You know. Kansas City here has PLENTY of photobooths. :)

 :-*

I like where your head is at.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:34:52 AM
I also like bit of bondage here and there.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: mereanus on August 17, 2007, 01:38:05 AM
What do you look like?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:39:35 AM
I have a beard and some beer belly stretch marks
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: mereanus on August 17, 2007, 01:40:58 AM
You could be my twin.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:42:09 AM
well damn diggity dog, i could as well be. :D
Nope. Proud owner of a vay jay jay.
So you drives you guys wild?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 01:49:41 AM
All kinds of things drives me wild.

Mainly when a girl is in control. And very mean.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:53:54 AM
Well I am in control.
If i had a partner

There is the one move.
The guy is in a push up position.
His job is to just hold his position while the female [or i] do the work. She's on the bottom, and thrusting in a way.
That a position i saved in my journal.
I also heard that guys love it when a girl hums while giving head because its that vibration.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 01:55:00 AM
*Looks on Mapquest to see how far KC is from Cali*
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:57:13 AM
It's far love. Too far.
My ex boyfriend he lived an hour away and he liked it when I made moaning noises.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 01:58:09 AM
I could imagine. Jeesh.

I have been lonely for far too long.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM
Yeah.
I havent had sex in about... 4 years and im craving it.
Ill just have to fucking wait for college.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 02:01:43 AM
I could come visit you. We could hang out. Go on a picnic or something.

Become close friends and stuff.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 02:04:10 AM
I could come visit you. We could hang out. Go on a picnic or something.

Become close friends and stuff.

Everybody always tells me that. My friend from Torrance was supposed to visit, didn't work. I really want someone to visit me :) Visit me Mr. Cold.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 02:07:12 AM
I can do that.

Easily.

I am going to OC in fall. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 02:08:32 AM
Well that's tight.
Ive always wanted to visit OC.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 17, 2007, 03:31:31 AM
I have a beard and some beer belly stretch marks
Mum, is that you?

Mainly when a girl is in control. And very mean.
Just dont confuse that with a regular bitch.
(well even bitches like to lose their power and be run over).
Go on a picnic or something.
Poing!

I am going to OC in fall. :)
I can see a theme song while you are running in the beach already.

Dude, what the deuce? Why am I only quoting you the most?

Must be all that hot monkey love.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on August 17, 2007, 11:47:28 AM

I also heard that guys love it when a girl hums while giving head because its that vibration.

I did that to a guy that im dating recently....the whole humming thing and boy did he love it! I had never done that...the idea just pop into my head and i went with it.....it felt really good to see his reaction, and hear him moaning..
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 12:21:42 PM
I did that to a guy that im dating recently....the whole humming thing and boy did he love it! I had never done that...the idea just pop into my head and i went with it.....it felt really good to see his reaction, and hear him moaning..

Well, generally, boys do moan :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 17, 2007, 01:56:14 PM
Oh wow, funny you say that Niño Slave, Jenn, and Vicks Medicine.
Someone was actually telling me that last night about receiving oral in that method!
I don't want to know where the three of you were, but I can rest assured someone got satisfied last night?
:P
Interesting methods you gals have.
But than again, guys can't really hum when giving you gals oral. You will think that we are serinating your Vegina, let alone blow on it to tease you because you will scream "What the Fudge! Suddenly I am a blow jar for you to play a tune to?". So I think the typical idea of slithering the tongue and maybe tapping it to make it vibrate is out of the question as well since that might not work.

Hmm, guys need to create new moves so the gal can climax as if she saw for the first time the Shark come out of the water and the Music surprised the hell out of them.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on August 17, 2007, 02:27:48 PM
well yea, but i never had a guy moan the way he did.


Homer, your right about the humming, but well i cant really complain about the whole blowing....it actually feels really good, especially if the guy knows exactly when to do it.

Yea i agree with you, us girls have far more techniques to pleasing you guys, the you guys do to please us.....but we'll im not complaining.   ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 03:47:50 PM
Another thing i also did with an ex was spit in my hand and rubbed the top his penis in it, we quitely enjoyed that??
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 04:02:39 PM
Totally off-topic, but Tauriainen, it's "Ninoslav", NOT  Niño Slav :)

Honest mistake :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 04:09:54 PM
Oh wow, funny you say that Niño Slave, Jenn, and Vicks Medicine.
Someone was actually telling me that last night about receiving oral in that method!
I don't want to know where the three of you were, but I can rest assured someone got satisfied last night?
:P
Interesting methods you gals have.
But than again, guys can't really hum when giving you gals oral. You will think that we are serinating your Vegina, let alone blow on it to tease you because you will scream "What the Fudge! Suddenly I am a blow jar for you to play a tune to?". So I think the typical idea of slithering the tongue and maybe tapping it to make it vibrate is out of the question as well since that might not work.

Hmm, guys need to create new moves so the gal can climax as if she saw for the first time the Shark come out of the water and the Music surprised the hell out of them.

I am only 16 and not experienced enough
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 04:12:11 PM
I can change that.

God I am going to hell prison.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 04:16:13 PM
Maybe?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 04:19:12 PM
I'm 23 and well trained :)

God, I sound like a dog :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 04:22:05 PM
I want a guy [very romantic] but once we are in bed, i want him to be strong. :) The hottest sex scene besides the Tommy Lee and Pam tape is in the movie Factory Girl :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 17, 2007, 04:27:08 PM
I'm in love already. lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 04:30:56 PM
This topic is quickly becoming... well, advertisement? :)

Next thing we know, it's a full blown cyber orgy :)

I tell ya, you can't be wrong with scorpios :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 04:32:58 PM
Well i havent had the major x since i was ... im going to be hush about that. Indrid knows it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 04:52:12 PM
Let's make noone be damn silent :) It' stupid :)

Here, to start the stone rolling - ask me ANY question :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 04:58:06 PM
Where do you mostly like to ejaculate? Dumb question.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 05:01:52 PM
Yes, it's pretty dumb :) But only because I let the lady to choose :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 05:03:27 PM
Thank god your not those guys who insist blowing a load on the girls face.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 05:08:46 PM
For sure! I mean, come on, it's not like we're making a porn, for fuck's sake...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 05:10:18 PM
Now its your turn to ask the questions. ;D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 05:15:10 PM
Who would you rather do? Ville Valo or Tommy Lee :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 05:17:53 PM
The sex question thread
Well
a. you didn't say I couldnt do both.
b. Tommy has been around.
c. Ville definately
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 17, 2007, 05:22:19 PM
Your turn :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 17, 2007, 05:29:57 PM
What assets do you like on a girl?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on August 17, 2007, 11:40:28 PM
What assets do you like on a girl?
I tend to be a breast man, but generally whatever looks good on the girl. There's so many different things that are beautiful that it's hard to choose just one. It depends on the girl.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on August 17, 2007, 11:46:07 PM
What assets do you like on a girl?

for some reason hip bones and fat lips and i mean the ones in the mouth perverts
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 18, 2007, 12:42:06 AM
Hip bones are always good. ^_^
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: michael319 on August 18, 2007, 01:07:50 AM
anyone else get turned on by this thread haha
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 18, 2007, 01:21:31 AM
I dont know.
The question you should ask is .... eh, i dont know anything witty enough
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on August 18, 2007, 01:27:08 AM
Thank god your not those guys who insist blowing a load on the girls face.

There is nothing wrong with a little Bucockie action every now and then.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 18, 2007, 04:06:48 AM
Thank god your not those guys who insist blowing a load on the girls face.

There is nothing wrong with a little Bucockie action every now and then.
BUKAKKE!!!

anyone else get turned on by this thread haha

That would be why I started this thread.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 18, 2007, 04:50:26 AM
Totally off-topic, but Tauriainen, it's "Ninoslav", NOT  Niño Slav :)

Honest mistake :)
Oh don't worry, I goof with people's names. Jerry calls me Dingle Berry but yet no where in my name does it say Get off my Dog on my D.L.
in the movie Factory Girl :)
I don't see many movies, but all I can say is good luck.
:)
What assets do you like on a girl?

for some reason hip bones and fat lips and i mean the ones in the mouth perverts
I had someone like that before, the first time she told me that ... freaked me out. I thought she was going to Moirder me! Oy vey!

That would be why I started this thread.
I honestly thought it was created so we could show the "Man" that we will not be supressed by the radical actions of which keep us on the Ghettos!

I am sorry I just saw an episode of Cops and I feel a rush. My god, I feel like drivin' a hemmi and kissing my sweety girlie girl with my fist while beating my son because he said he made a new school friend at class and he held hands in Wood Class......... while still listening to the classic hits of Kid Rock.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 19, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
I think we could all go for some sex now...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on August 19, 2007, 06:42:58 PM
Maybe like a Sacrament Swingers meeting?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on August 19, 2007, 06:54:05 PM
That would be nice.

And does anybody have any funny stories of themselves walking in on friends/roommates/parents/grandparents (haha)? I had an experience today. I came back to my dorm after walking around campus, and I knocked like usual. Nobody responded, so I went in and... Oy. I immediately left my room and walked around campus for another 5 hours haha.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 19, 2007, 07:44:06 PM
Unfortunately.  I can not.
I am still on my 40 days and 40 nights. :(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 19, 2007, 07:49:42 PM
That would be nice.

And does anybody have any funny stories of themselves walking in on friends/roommates/parents/grandparents (haha)? I had an experience today. I came back to my dorm after walking around campus, and I knocked like usual. Nobody responded, so I went in and... Oy. I immediately left my room and walked around campus for another 5 hours haha.

No, but i do hear my parents go at it.  :-\
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 19, 2007, 08:32:04 PM
Maybe like a Sacrament Swingers meeting?
Jay as tempting as that sounds, I think we need to set any basic rule here.
We must not make eye contact while jumping on Betsy, let alone we must not swing swords at each other no matter if you are a Capulet or a Montague.
You stay on your side of the street and I promise I won't do a drive by.

Betsy, I feel you.
(Pun intended?).
;)
I have been feeling aroused emotionally/ physically, since my gal is away I have stayed off Star Wars or any type of Sex idea. But lately I have had a fascination for sex (more than usual).

Also, I want to go back into smoking and dringing. So something is acting up inside o' me.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 20, 2007, 05:03:53 AM
My cell phone once rang during the sex... Since it was very important call, I had to answer. :P

As for the Sacrament Swingers, I'm only "threesome trained" but I guess I could do it :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 20, 2007, 06:45:24 AM
Hmm.
My bosnian friend wants me to say "Hey Kuva"
I dont know if I spelled it right. lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 20, 2007, 09:17:49 AM
"Kuva" sounds similar to "kurva", meaning whore or slut...

Who knows what he has been telling you :D

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 23, 2007, 10:12:49 AM
Has everyone lost their sex drive :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on August 23, 2007, 12:22:31 PM
I think everyone's busy having sex.  Except me, because I'm posting this now...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 23, 2007, 02:23:10 PM
Show me :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on August 23, 2007, 06:01:31 PM
I'm drinking ice cold water which, being in 90+ heat without water all day, feels like sex right now hahaha. Oh yeah, colder, colder, MMMMM. Maybe not haha.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 23, 2007, 06:56:27 PM
"Kuva" sounds similar to "kurva", meaning whore or slut...

Who knows what he has been telling you :D



Yeah that was it. lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 24, 2007, 04:42:49 AM
Show me :D

If you insist ...

(http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/fat_man.jpg)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 24, 2007, 04:54:46 AM
w.............tf?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 24, 2007, 05:06:30 AM
No no, that's just... wrong in so many ways... :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 29, 2007, 04:45:47 AM
What, can't I mix Meditation with looking Cool while sitting on the beach an tan evenly.

Thats multi talent.

It is good when you are dating an older gal, it shows who is the boss in that relationship.
(Me). ;)
Funny but outside of the board I am a mature lad with a venture for life.

Than again, she performs awesome Sex. What can you expect.
Sometimes missing someone hurts more than one way.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: koohai on August 30, 2007, 11:33:54 AM
I think we could all go for some sex now...
Definitely yes, I feel horny. :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on August 30, 2007, 07:49:45 PM
Me too... Haven't had any for 3 months now... I feel like a virgin again :(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: fictionface on August 30, 2007, 07:56:49 PM
Ha I feel ya
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 31, 2007, 12:22:16 AM
That makes three of us. :(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 31, 2007, 06:38:35 AM
That makes three of us. :(

Fuck!
This isn't a HIM Forum anymore.

It is the 'We Can't Get Laid Even if We Looked Like.... Jay Forum".

It is been nearly three months for me.
Though, finally my g/f is coming back from the Hospital.
She said we are cleared for Landing.

Next week, you will hear someone howl at the moon.
Don't pay attention to her, those are not Screams of Pain.
;)

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 31, 2007, 06:41:03 AM
What happened to your gf, if you dont mind me asking?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 31, 2007, 06:43:08 AM
She has been taking treatment for her health, for the last two and a half months.
She is getting out tomorrow, so I will be by her side as soon as I get out of work.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Vix on August 31, 2007, 06:44:04 AM
Oh I wish her the best of luck in her recovery. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on August 31, 2007, 06:48:25 AM
Yes, everyone is just glad that everything is much better now.
In the end, I think I could go longer without sex. It is just that Life isn't really Life when you have someone like her in your life and you can only see her through a window. Sometimes, those people are just the essence of you.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 31, 2007, 06:49:55 AM
GIGGIDY!

We clear for landing.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on September 02, 2007, 07:31:50 AM
I had sex :D Aaaah, I feel much better now...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on September 03, 2007, 10:21:16 AM
You fucking prick.

I'm turning purple.

*For the girls who believe in blue balls, tis, is not true. Infact. Google it.*
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on September 03, 2007, 12:32:13 PM

Fuck!
This isn't a HIM Forum anymore.

It is the 'We Can't Get Laid Even if We Looked Like.... Jay Forum".

Hey, I started a band primarily to get laid.  So far it hasn't worked, but our band is decent.  :(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on September 03, 2007, 12:40:05 PM
You fucking prick.

Stop by my place, we'll go out... I can hook you up with someone :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on September 03, 2007, 02:19:33 PM
You fucking prick.

I'm turning purple.

*For the girls who believe in blue balls, tis, is not true. Infact. Google it.*
prostate congestion
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on September 03, 2007, 07:45:30 PM

Fuck!
This isn't a HIM Forum anymore.

It is the 'We Can't Get Laid Even if We Looked Like.... Jay Forum".

Hey, I started a band primarily to get laid.  So far it hasn't worked, but our band is decent.  :(
As sad as that is. I can top you.
Girls come up to my g/f at shows and kiss her instead, sure they are drunk.
But I could be the one molesting those drunk girls at the Shows.
:P
She has said she isn't jealous, but  funny enough Betsy nearly got my balls cut off one day when she posted  on myspace that she wanted to have my babies. I explained to her that she and I have weird jokes with each other and nothing is serious.

I think some guys put too much pressure of their sexual life that they forget how to meet real girls. I have a friend who is in dire need of busting a nut on a girl, but he doesn't like my Goffik girl-friends.

Good luck with your Band Jay.
:)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: HIM2112 on September 05, 2007, 06:49:06 AM
i like sex
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ForAllTid on September 05, 2007, 10:38:54 PM
i like sex


haha, nicely put
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on September 05, 2007, 11:21:57 PM
Michael,

would you like to make fuck?
                       :-*
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on September 06, 2007, 02:17:54 AM
For a Better response ....

okay so im not sure if it was in here or in the sex thread where we got to talking about a glass dildo and if it would be good or not.....well guess who went out and got herself one of those lil suckers? ME! :D Oh my and ladies do i recommend it.....i've used it recently when it was beyond hott here......put that sucker in cold water.....and gosh it was great! I can only imagine how winter time will be... ladies, buy one, you'll love it.

What you should do, put the dildo in a small glass or container where the dildo can get wet halfway.
Than leave it in the freezer for about thirty to fifty minutes.

Than when you are going to use it. Make sure the tip is mildly hot so that way the ends of it can actually create a better pleasure on the clitoris (if you are using a vibrator).

I won't go into detail of cleaning since most gals know how to already.

No one has complained of my techniques.
;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: dahaka on September 12, 2007, 12:49:32 PM
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Rasta666 on September 12, 2007, 12:55:12 PM
i think we do... it's interesting to hear all this hahaha
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on September 12, 2007, 02:33:03 PM
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Even if this were a Barney forum, we'd need a sex forum.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on September 12, 2007, 08:32:33 PM
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Do we need You?


No.


Goodbye
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on September 12, 2007, 10:21:24 PM
What women need is more holes...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: HIM2112 on September 14, 2007, 02:22:35 PM
What women need is more holes...

agreed
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on September 15, 2007, 10:39:50 AM
We should have a 5 word minimum on the post....
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: dahaka on September 15, 2007, 01:00:10 PM
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Do we need You?


No.


Goodbye
impolite, impoli, unh?flich, maleducado,scortese ... Goodbye
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: drdiabetezx66x on September 17, 2007, 07:52:35 PM
3 holes...no waiting.  that should be a given for every female on the planet.  who is with me...learn how to work kid
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: NEGATIVE nancy (freewm3) on September 17, 2007, 08:10:35 PM
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Do we need You?


No.


Goodbye
impolite, impoli, unh?flich, maleducado,scortese ... Goodbye
answer me on the 2008 thread!

oh wait you cant.
fuck your shit and die

... to keep jose from deleting me...

I was disappointed by anal sex. It was good...but not as amazing as I was led to believe
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Alone I Break on September 17, 2007, 09:09:59 PM
lets keep it x rated bitches and leave the cat fights for the PM's
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on September 18, 2007, 08:21:05 PM
Sometimes Females make it hard for one to be faithful.

I am not saying I would jump at the chance, but I am just saying some girls are just too horny for their own sake to keep it to themselves. I keep my eyes on the road and no where else.

Last thing I want is to have "her" be even more jealous because "fans" talk to me and flirt. So I have to have the talk with her each time we go out that some people are not worth what they say since they do not really know me.

Sometimes it cost me.
No sex some nights.
:(
:P

Plus I dislike masturbation dearly, to the point that I think of asexual thoughts if I am not with her.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: monkeyboy32 on September 21, 2007, 03:46:44 PM
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Even if this were a Barney forum, we'd need a sex forum.

I love that answer!!!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: vampireheart on September 27, 2007, 07:55:42 AM
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence
Even if this were a Barney forum, we'd need a sex forum.

I love that answer!!!



LOL agree
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on September 27, 2007, 06:41:24 PM
OK , do we really need a sex thread on a HIM forum :D no offence

Even if this were a Barney forum, we'd need a sex forum.

Please point on this Doll where Barney Touched you.

(http://www.kinkyshop.com/images/teddybears/webfinal_topbear016.jpg)

(http://festivalsandevents.com/photo/779382326843373mayberry1.jpg)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on September 29, 2007, 03:49:54 PM
Hahaha Noo dont touch the bear there he pees outta that ^_~
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on October 02, 2007, 09:14:34 PM
Hahaha Noo dont touch the bear there he pees outta that ^_~

Well I will use you then where I want to be touched.

;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: drdiabetezx66x on October 06, 2007, 09:57:47 PM
blumpkins for everyone~!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: kun on November 04, 2007, 06:56:15 PM
what what?? Blowjobs for everyone??? jajajajajaj xDDD!!! so I'll be waiting right here xDD!!!!....wtf?...this topic is amazing guys...don' let it die please!! is so funny xD!!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on November 04, 2007, 08:58:00 PM
Blowjobs for everyone???

The idea started at first, but someone didn't know how to give one so we had that Member stop doing it since they used their teeth.
Which ironic enough makes me Cringe.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: kun on November 07, 2007, 11:29:42 AM
Blowjobs for everyone???

The idea started at first, but someone didn't know how to give one so we had that Member stop doing it since they used their teeth.
Which ironic enough makes me Cringe.

jajajajajajaaaaa xD!!!!.....jajajajajaja don't say it !!! jajajaa nobody can do it,or ???... :S
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on November 08, 2007, 04:25:14 PM
The sex....

Is GREAT. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: kun on November 08, 2007, 07:37:06 PM
The sex....

Is GREAT. :)

Just "great"??....There's no words enough to describe it.....it's awsome :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on November 09, 2007, 02:27:55 AM
Okay.

how about

FUCKING AMAZING. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: kun on November 09, 2007, 10:17:48 PM
xD!!! "Fucking" amazing ...that's sounds like a words game jajajajajaja!!! :D and of course you're right....totally
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Daedalus on November 09, 2007, 10:19:11 PM
Meh. It's alright. Maybe I'm just jaded right now...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Ninoslav on November 10, 2007, 06:29:12 AM
I'm back! Horny as always :D

Who's giving out free b-j's? :D Where do I sign in to get myself one of those slurps? :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on November 11, 2007, 10:29:46 PM
Okay i have a question? well maybe two..

Of course this question being directed toward the fellas.....

Who would think about giving or leaving hickies on a girls pussy lips? and WHY?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on November 12, 2007, 06:35:35 AM
Solitary-

I never once in my life have done that,

honestly. It has never even occurred to me, until now.
:)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on November 13, 2007, 01:02:03 AM
I had that happen to me this past weekend....and it sort of bothered me, cuz he isnt my bf to begin with.....if he was then i wouldnt really care, but i still think its retarded to do something like that...at least thats my opinion.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on November 13, 2007, 03:50:31 AM
Well sweetheart

in my opinion, leaving a hickie is like marking territory.

It is something only couples should do.


When I get one from my girlfriend, I walk with pride.

I know I am weird in most cases, but I live my life how I want to, not how anyone else thinks I should.

In all honesty, if you like the guy, and he likes you, why not try to make it work?

Then you can get all the twat hickies you want without feeling disappointed. :)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on November 14, 2007, 06:02:31 PM
Oh i understand what hickies mean to most couples....i just think its pointless to get them on a pussy or a dick....i mean whos going to see it or them anyway? At least when you get them around your neck you know other people are going to see them.

Well heres the thing we've tried to make it more than just a bootycall before and try to make it work....but its obvious that its just a sexual attraction. Either way though i dont think ill be seeing him anymore.

Oh im not saying i was dissapointed by such an act....i'm just saying it was random and a tad bit weird. Either way getting eaten out=pretty awesome time! Sex/fucking=fucking awesome! ;D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on November 14, 2007, 08:10:48 PM
i think hickies are gross...

anyone like to be choked when youre doin it or am i the only freak?  :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on November 16, 2007, 06:29:37 AM
I do not like to choke per say, but I do like to choke. :) sort of a rape fantasy of mine.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on November 16, 2007, 06:44:07 AM
i think hickies are gross...

anyone like to be choked when youre doin it or am i the only freak?  :D
"she" will remain nameless.
but she has had that idea for a while and liked it.
i like being the one in control of that role, since i am a good thespian she enjoyed it well.
;)

nah, its not a freaky thing.
a lot of people are into various ideas of sex.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on November 17, 2007, 02:49:08 AM
Anal sex.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Filipo Solari on November 20, 2007, 07:06:07 PM
i think hickies are gross...

anyone like to be choked when youre doin it or am i the only freak?  :D
"she" will remain nameless.
but she has had that idea for a while and liked it.
i like being the one in control of that role, since i am a good thespian she enjoyed it well.
;)

nah, its not a freaky thing.
a lot of people are into various ideas of sex.







hahahaha ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on November 23, 2007, 01:18:03 AM
Whatever you like :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on December 02, 2007, 11:36:51 PM
okay i just had a question...

Has anyone in here had a threesome before? And was it complicated to find the third person?

Cuz I've been thinking about it lately with this guy that i've been talking to for a while now...and for some reason....we arent so lucky as too find another female that would be okay with it. Like i've met girls and they say they are down to just have some girl on girl....but when i mention a guy they say no right away....and well to be honest, i dont think i could do just me another girl. The girls that i've come across are bi so im just a lil confused as too why they wont do it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on December 03, 2007, 12:26:03 AM
I have.

It was my best friend and his girlfriend.

It was weird for me. I dont know about them...

It's only weird after the sex, sort of like a one night stand.

you all just kind of look at each other, making that retarded giggle.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on December 03, 2007, 12:34:29 AM
Yea i kind of figured that things are gonna be like that after. Like after your done your not gonna get dressed up right away and just leave....

Have you had one with two girls?

Cuz he wants me and another girl....its just weird like i thought it was gonna be harder to find another guy then another girl....and he actually found a guy that would be down for it....but im the one thats not okay with it....like the whole dick inside pussy and dick inside ass at the same time...is not my thing.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on December 03, 2007, 12:37:46 AM
Once with two girls...


Personally I can only keep up with one girl at a time.

I can not handle two girls.

It was tid bit weird feeling too for all of us. Because I didn't know what the fuck to do. I was going at it with one girl... and attempting to eat the other one out...

I only got to please one of those girls.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Solitary_Gurl on December 03, 2007, 12:54:07 AM
ahhh so you've had the two kinds of threesome....thats pretty good. Well except for the whole awkward feeling afterwards. Im just not being successful.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on December 04, 2007, 07:32:54 PM
i think hickies are gross...

anyone like to be choked when youre doin it or am i the only freak?  :D
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG!! Erotic asphixiation is so fucking amazing!!!!!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: mereanus on December 05, 2007, 12:03:21 AM
Erotic asphixiation is so fucking amazing!!!!!

ill erotically asphyxiate you
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on December 05, 2007, 03:27:25 AM
There are people that have died from this...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 05, 2007, 11:04:36 AM
There are people that have died from this...

yeah, cuz your brain needs oxygen.. It is kinda dumb to deprive it from oxygen ::)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on December 05, 2007, 03:37:14 PM
They have died from it cause they went to far they didn't know what they were doing. You can't just start choking someone you have to apply pressure to the blood vessells... ah nevermind you get the idea I am not gonna get all technical..hahaha
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on December 05, 2007, 04:50:02 PM
i agree.... :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on December 06, 2007, 02:06:06 AM
They have died from it cause they went to far they didn't know what they were doing. You can't just start choking someone you have to apply pressure to the blood vessells... ah nevermind you get the idea I am not gonna get all technical..hahaha
sounds more like you are getting horny from just explaining it.
:P

muahhhh.

you have to trust who ever is doing it to you, plus know your own limits into this.

people have died from too much alcohol or broken bottle wounds and yet some shove wine bottles up their hootz, why not make a big deal out of that.
shish kabob.
::)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on December 07, 2007, 02:58:39 PM
Well I am going to go scarfing.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on December 12, 2007, 04:03:12 AM
this tread is for talking about self sexexperience?
jaja i ve never enter here... well lets say that today was great and even better cuz we have the... damn i dont know how to say it, we had to be aware cuz my parents could enter to my house in any moment.  im not sure if aware is the right word
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on December 13, 2007, 03:39:18 AM
From experience to fantasy.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on December 13, 2007, 03:41:33 PM
From experience to fantasy.
so fantasy to, well then i have a fantasy with my friend-neighborg sister... i dont care how or where or anything, i just want a night with her
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 17, 2007, 09:52:21 PM
Every guy on this forum needs to play this (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/390200) game
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on December 17, 2007, 11:25:21 PM
Every guy on this forum needs to play this ([url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/390200[/url]) game

haha good game but always the same girl..... :-\
i wish there where more girls, i beat her all 12 pics like in 2 minutes.... :'(
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 17, 2007, 11:52:59 PM
you could go to www.newgrounds.com and search for strip.. there is all kinds of stuff there.. Games mixed with porn.. Good times, good times
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on December 18, 2007, 06:18:00 PM
ooooooooooooor you could do it with a real girl.

thats just me. call me weird about that.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 18, 2007, 09:41:57 PM
There's one on there I think it was poker, where when you win, you get to see the girls dick! Yuck.. But i would have never went to it if I knew that.. I am not at all a homo
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on December 19, 2007, 12:37:20 AM
ooooooooooooor you could do it with a real girl.

thats just me. call me weird about that.
i dont really play it for the girls, if there where more dificulty or something like that, i will play it uz well, the real irl is better.. mm i dont know if you understand me so never mind
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on December 19, 2007, 02:20:46 AM
Yes, you are right.
I don't understand you.

You aren't playing it FOR the Girl you are playing it WITH a Girl.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Filipo Solari on December 19, 2007, 12:25:29 PM
Yes, you are right.
I don't understand you.

You aren't playing it FOR the Girl you are playing it WITH a Girl.

hahahahah
 .... witha girl..
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Filipo Solari on December 19, 2007, 12:29:16 PM
From experience to fantasy.
so fantasy to, well then i have a fantasy with my friend-neighborg sister... i dont care how or where or anything, i just want a night with her


hahaha i know bout that girl and she is so hot,

 She is a Ballet Dancer since 7 years old (i think), present-day she has 17
and is AMAZING BODY with AMAZING BOTY hahahhah
and like roger_ i feel freky atraction, maybe a fantasy with her  humm .. it will be in a pool or her parent's bedroom! hahahah
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 19, 2007, 12:57:59 PM
Filipo Solari, that is kinda weird to me.. Parents bed? Her parent's fuck in their bed, so you would actually be rolling around in her dad's cum, nasty!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Filipo Solari on December 20, 2007, 05:20:24 PM
hahahahhaha
how can you think too much bulshit!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 20, 2007, 06:06:17 PM
If this is your fantasy, you need help
(http://www.foteo.net/files/yw5zjjzemz2mwytdeqim/nasal_sex.gif)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Filipo Solari on December 21, 2007, 12:52:36 PM
If this is your fantasy, you need help
([url]http://www.foteo.net/files/yw5zjjzemz2mwytdeqim/nasal_sex.gif[/url])


 hahahah no
maybe if shell be your mom ...
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Carru on December 21, 2007, 01:19:07 PM
holy shit man, is that going in her noice, i see mouth then out then nose. pelase say thats not right. and in a parents bed, dude thats sick
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on December 21, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
jajaja filipo, you were right i was talking about her

well i dont care in wich bed or place but maybe in her bed... haha the other day a friend of us(me and filipo) tried to steal a pic of her from a photo album, it was funny
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Carru on December 21, 2007, 10:02:07 PM
roger valo you crack me up man
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 23, 2007, 02:43:52 AM
That's what is so fucked up about it it goes in her nose and mouth.. That dude seriously needs to work out his little ejaculation problem.. He does it every damn time she pulls it out.. :D

holy shit man, is that going in her noice
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Carru on December 23, 2007, 09:03:19 AM
That's what is so fucked up about it it goes in her nose and mouth.. That dude seriously needs to work out his little ejaculation problem.. He does it every damn time she pulls it out.. :D

holy shit man, is that going in her noice
dude exactly, its sick
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 23, 2007, 03:42:31 PM
That's why I put it here, just to freak some people out.. But still, she has to have a stretched ass nostril
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on December 25, 2007, 07:04:06 AM
i want NICK.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on December 25, 2007, 12:07:06 PM
i want NICK.

Nick? Nick Hanley?
(http://www.economics.stir.ac.uk/staff/hanley/Hanley_Nick.jpg)

PS - I just googled Nick haha.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on December 25, 2007, 11:10:10 PM
That guy looks geeky
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Filipo Solari on December 30, 2007, 04:49:06 PM
i want NICK.

Nick? Nick Hanley?
([url]http://www.economics.stir.ac.uk/staff/hanley/Hanley_Nick.jpg[/url])

PS - I just googled Nick haha.



JAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJA
+karma just for that stupid thing
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: michael319 on December 30, 2007, 05:36:44 PM
Ew that animation of the penis up the nose Ew thats not even possible! yuck lol if it was ouch HA!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Filipo Solari on December 31, 2007, 02:40:01 PM
Ew that animation of the penis up the nose Ew thats not even possible! yuck lol if it was ouch HA!

hahaha ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on January 05, 2008, 03:20:24 AM
Ew that animation of the penis up the nose Ew thats not even possible! yuck lol if it was ouch HA!

hahaha ;)

It is to possible.. Just ask the loose nostril bitches that do it :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on January 05, 2008, 01:54:49 PM


It is to possible.. Just ask the loose nostril bitches that do it :D
[/quote]

i would like to see a real :P pic or vid
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on January 05, 2008, 03:08:52 PM
i want NICK.

Nick? Nick Hanley?
([url]http://www.economics.stir.ac.uk/staff/hanley/Hanley_Nick.jpg[/url])

PS - I just googled Nick haha.


ew NOOOOOO...who is that guy anyways? i was drunk when i wrote "i want nick" and i was talking about lonelyroad nick...hahahaha! i just <3 him!

speaking of sex...i could use some right about now. its been a few months.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on January 05, 2008, 09:51:49 PM
It is to possible.. Just ask the loose nostril bitches that do it :D
i would like to see a real :P pic or vid

It was a joke of course ;), I don't think it is possible either.. I just wonder how the guy that made it came up with that sick shit
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on January 07, 2008, 04:23:31 PM
It is to possible.. Just ask the loose nostril bitches that do it :D
i would like to see a real :P pic or vid

It was a joke of course ;), I don't think it is possible either.. I just wonder how the guy that made it came up with that sick shit

maybe cuz he really did it ::)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Carru on January 08, 2008, 02:54:41 PM
People.......I just had a friend from england come visit me.........he showed me the sickest shit ever, no pun intended with the shit......but this is trully the grossest thing i have ever seen. I gagged. Its called 2 girls one cup. try find the video, i wanna puke just thinking about it.       good luck my friends
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on January 08, 2008, 05:28:43 PM
The sacrament has a whole thread dedicated to that.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on January 08, 2008, 05:54:57 PM
It's all about 4girlsfingerpaint.com :)  BTW, Jerry...you have a golden dildo in your PM box.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on January 08, 2008, 10:24:12 PM
It's not golden anymore. :)

Thanks Jay.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Haddonfield on January 08, 2008, 10:51:08 PM
might as well complete the set.
www.2Girls1Finger.com
lulz
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on January 09, 2008, 12:52:23 PM
might as well complete the set.
www.2Girls1Finger.com
lulz

Fucked up
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on January 09, 2008, 03:14:15 PM
might as well complete the set.
www.2Girls1Finger.com
lulz
oh man! :o
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Carru on January 09, 2008, 04:18:32 PM
lol, pretty sick
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on January 10, 2008, 12:51:30 PM
lol, pretty sick

Yeah maybe we should call this 'the sick sex thread' now with all this sick jizz
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on January 10, 2008, 02:35:01 PM
Everyone gets off in their own way. lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on January 10, 2008, 05:07:37 PM
Everyone gets off in their own way. lol


Go here (http://www.snuffx.com) or here (http://www.rotten.com)

That's some sick shit
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on January 10, 2008, 08:38:29 PM
My friend Daerek runs Snuff
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on January 10, 2008, 10:19:20 PM
You guys turned this into a sausage fest.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Grim on January 11, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
My friend Daerek runs Snuff

Tell him it's fucked up

You guys turned this into a sausage fest.

and thank you
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on January 12, 2008, 03:41:41 AM
Goddamn

She got off 9 times tonight. :)

Me only 2 times.

Damn girls and their multiple orgasms.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: kun on January 16, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
Goddamn

She got off 9 times tonight. :)

Me only 2 times.

Damn girls and their multiple orgasms.

jajajaja ..... damn too !!! I'm back on the "action" with some other girl, but she want more more and more.... fuck I can't that much..... when we are doing it she seems pretty satisfied but in just a second wants for more..... last night I almost die ..... what can I do ? ... :S
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on January 16, 2008, 01:53:43 PM
Goddamn

She got off 9 times tonight. :)

Me only 2 times.

Damn girls and their multiple orgasms.

jajajaja ..... damn too !!! I'm back on the "action" with some other girl, but she want more more and more.... fuck I can't that much..... when we are doing it she seems pretty satisfied but in just a second wants for more..... last night I almost die ..... what can I do ? ... :S

oh man jajaja looks like you describe my girfriend, maybe is the same girl we are talking about jajaja (no es cierto kun jaja)
well just entertain her with your hands and mouth while you recharge jajaaja
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jerry Lee on January 16, 2008, 04:08:02 PM
Yeah, when I get off, I go down on her til I am ready again.

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: kun on January 18, 2008, 01:15:30 PM
Goddamn

She got off 9 times tonight. :)

Me only 2 times.

Damn girls and their multiple orgasms.

jajajaja ..... damn too !!! I'm back on the "action" with some other girl, but she want more more and more.... fuck I can't that much..... when we are doing it she seems pretty satisfied but in just a second wants for more..... last night I almost die ..... what can I do ? ... :S

oh man jajaja looks like you describe my girfriend, maybe is the same girl we are talking about jajaja (no es cierto kun jaja)
well just entertain her with your hands and mouth while you recharge jajaaja

jajajaja... fuck man, I hope isn't the same girl xD !!! ... do you imagine? .. jajaj what the fuck xD! ..... I think have to start using my hands and mouth but I'm a little bit slow to recharge xD !! that's another problem .... I'm so fucked up ... I'll give it a shot Roger, Gracias por el consejo man !! :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: roger valo on January 19, 2008, 11:55:02 PM
jajaja well try it, i hope it work, good luck!! :P
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Tauriainen on January 28, 2008, 07:47:17 PM
You guys turned this into a sausage fest.

and thank you
Wow.
My I.Q. Just dropped reading this.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on May 11, 2008, 02:31:08 AM
Haha greatness I always play that shit cause I look for the fucked up pictures to show my guy friends.Sometimes it just ends up being a game that makes me look like an uber dyke haha. Not that there is anything wrong with that it is just funny though, too see peoples faces.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: barbariancrab on November 03, 2008, 05:11:32 PM
alot of people like it anal where i work
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Weemo on November 14, 2008, 07:35:52 PM
alot of people like it anal where i work
Anal is gross  :-\
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Haddonfield on November 27, 2008, 07:14:10 PM
alot of people like it anal where i work
Anal is gross  :-\
until you try it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: x666 Ways to Sin on December 06, 2008, 03:23:40 PM
its pretty fun
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: 616heartagram on December 06, 2008, 03:50:34 PM
no one wants a poopy dick
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: shirmila on October 03, 2009, 02:10:00 PM
I think Anal is like Marmite you either love it or hate it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Rasta666 on October 03, 2009, 07:03:46 PM
I think Anal is like Marmite you either love it or hate it.

uhhhh, what?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: shirmila on October 04, 2009, 03:49:01 AM
Marmite, is a vegetable extract product, that tastes like its made of salt, its marketed catch phase is you either love it or hate it.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Rasta666 on October 05, 2009, 01:10:36 AM
i know what it is, i just thought it was a really weird comparison.

anal sex and vegetable extract?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Errin on October 05, 2009, 07:14:16 AM
I lol'd at the apparently serious marmite description in a thread about sex :D

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Haddonfield on October 05, 2009, 10:57:59 AM
I lol'd at the apparently serious marmite description in a thread about sex :D



as did I.
Vegemite would have been just as good also.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Errin on October 05, 2009, 11:02:41 AM
Except, vegemite is for australian sex. lol

Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on October 05, 2009, 11:55:21 AM
ick!

check this shit out:
who gets rug burn on both knees and didn't even have any sex? yeah...that would be me.
what the hell man? I should just make up a cool story to tell! haha! 
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Errin on October 05, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
Haha, aww

Ever tried shaving you knees when they have rugburn?  Bad times.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on October 05, 2009, 12:51:47 PM
oh yes, you must shave around the burn.

cool story:

Betsy was caught riding Edward Cullen, dressed up as G.I. Joe (she as Batgirl) on the carpet floor of Professor Dumbledore's office at Hogwarts School of Wizardry.  ;D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Errin on October 05, 2009, 12:53:36 PM
Oh man, hawt.

Does Harry acidentally walk in and join you?
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: ZomB on October 05, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
nope, but Sirius Black rises from the dead, no Viagra needed. hahahaha!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Errin on October 05, 2009, 01:00:33 PM
hahaha.

That was excellent.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: monkersville on December 06, 2009, 05:13:02 PM
Snape scars the shit out of me.  All nasty ass and just...ugh.  But he does sing in Sweeney Todd lol.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: maz911216 on December 24, 2009, 10:40:53 PM
wait?! isnt this a sex thread not a HP thread lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: navimo on January 16, 2010, 07:43:34 AM
lol a sex thread. :D
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Nny on January 24, 2010, 03:27:18 AM
anal for the win
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Miss Annalisa on January 25, 2010, 09:51:00 PM
nope, but Sirius Black rises from the dead, no Viagra needed. hahahaha!

Love it!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: felipe_kiss on February 09, 2010, 11:28:41 PM
there is some funny shit to laugh at here...lol
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: citizendepleted on February 10, 2010, 01:06:10 PM
What a great thread man!

I'm pretty open when it comes to sex too, tried damn near everything I would have to guess... No children or animals or that kinda sick stuff, I'm a bit weird but I'm not a deviant like that.

BDSM - started out as a sub and over time switched to dom, was an amateur top for hire for a couple years on the side (although those were strictly BDSM without sex.)
I often catch shit for being a guy and having had male clients when I did that, even after explaining that I didn't have sex with my clients in the sense that non of my body every entered a client in any way, I find it to be unprofessional, plus that's what toys are for.
Although BDSM has also made for some awkward situations because now when I see an attractive woman crying for any reason I get an erection.

I've got the random ass fetishes like Medical Play, Deep Role Playing (don't break character for anything, all day!), Play Piercing, Sounding Rods, and a weird attraction to amputees...

I dunno just throwing some stuff out there to keep the thread going.

P.S.
Anal sex is like eating vegetables: If you're forced to do it when you're a kid you won't like it when you're an adult.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: JoeDevine on April 20, 2012, 04:12:56 PM
Think it's all about the freaky stuff! haha!
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: funeral on May 07, 2015, 04:46:39 AM
To me the sexiest thing about Ville is that he writes about his emotions.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: MissEmmaB on May 06, 2017, 10:56:45 AM
To me the sexiest thing about Ville is that he writes about his emotions.

Yes I completely agree with you there!!  ;)
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: gothicafennica on March 24, 2020, 07:34:12 PM
I shouldn't have ever ventured down this rabbit hole.
Title: Re: The sex thread
Post by: Jay on March 24, 2020, 07:53:30 PM
I shouldn't have ever ventured down this rabbit hole.

LOL!