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Title: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Vampyre_Heart on February 10, 2006, 08:52:34 AM
Apparently Ville Valo got arrested on Feb. 6th for threatening his neighbour!  It found it on the Metalhammer website!


Sorry if this news has already been posted, but I couldn't find it anywhere
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Thulsa Doom on February 10, 2006, 10:09:43 AM
Check the articles thread.

http://thesacrament.net/forum/index.php?topic=715.540
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: ForAllTid on February 10, 2006, 10:36:22 PM
muahuaha this makes me laugh
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Alone I Break on February 10, 2006, 10:54:05 PM
*sniff sniff*

mmmm sounds like a publicity stunt to me.

wonder why sylvie isnt over here talk shit about ville.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: sylvie on February 11, 2006, 12:01:57 AM
Quote from: Love You Like I Do on February 10, 2006, 10:54:05 PM
*sniff sniff*

mmmm sounds like a publicity stunt to me.

wonder why sylvie isnt over here talk shit about ville.

i was here two times, and nobody was saying. it's sad any way you look at it. ville is reverting back to a childhood he never had, his bam-esque behavior and saying he's "too stoned" to remember is juvenile, he looks desperate. ville was always self assured and refined. HIM is not selling like they used to in europe and not selling as expected in U.S., so the "raging" is no surprise. seppo is losing his touch at making these things look "unstaged," but ville has lost his touch. which is why we see the strain, regardless if this is real or not. you know what i'm going to say, not being allowed to be himself is what is killing him.

Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Alone I Break on February 11, 2006, 01:42:09 AM
and what is himself like?
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Tauriainen on February 11, 2006, 03:28:37 AM
Quote from: sylvie on February 11, 2006, 12:01:57 AM
Quote from: Love You Like I Do on February 10, 2006, 10:54:05 PM
*sniff sniff*

mmmm sounds like a publicity stunt to me.

wonder why sylvie isnt over here talk shit about ville.

i was here two times, and nobody was saying. it's sad any way you look at it. ville is reverting back to a childhood he never had, his bam-esque behavior and saying he's "too stoned" to remember is juvenile, he looks desperate. ville was always self assured and refined. HIM is not selling like they used to in europe and not selling as expected in U.S., so the "raging" is no surprise. seppo is losing his touch at making these things look "unstaged," but ville has lost his touch. which is why we see the strain, regardless if this is real or not. you know what i'm going to say, not being allowed to be himself is what is killing him.

Should I call you Mother Love or Dr. Phil after this?
WTF..........
Wow.
I am confuzzled by theories of things that get thrown around since there are no facts to prove anything.

If you feel a strain on a person I hear a nice massage does better than a conversation.

P.S.
Why not close a Topic since the conversation already exist somewhere else.

(Mods)
?
*Coyote howls in the dark.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: sylvie on February 11, 2006, 11:26:02 AM
perhaps, i should have said disturbed. ville appears disturbed. though i'm sure there's people that would say the drinking is a form of killing thyself.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Daedalus on February 11, 2006, 01:54:55 PM
Or ya know, we don't know all the facts and it could just be a small quarrel between neighbors, nothing more.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jay on February 11, 2006, 02:06:48 PM
Oh, I think this has gone further than just a quarrel.

Here's the real deal:

Ville was staggering up the stairs and his neighbor called him a "drunken cunt."  Ville said "Your mummy," grabbed a flower pot and threw it, signaling (in the style of MXC) "giti on."  The two engage in fisticuffs, and Lord knows nobody wants to engage in such transactions. 

Out of nowhere, Ville's brother Jesse (who's a kickboxer) drops from the rooftop, and (in the style of Chuck Norris) roundhouses the neighbor, knocking his left eyebrow off.  Jesse then ninja-rolled his way out of danger and the cops arrived. 

They see Ville towering over his neighbor, who's missing his left eyebrow, and they cuff our poor protagonist.  He is hauled away to spend the night in the drunk tank where guys named Sven spend their days.


And don't ask for my sources...I can't reveal them
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Tauriainen on February 11, 2006, 03:02:37 PM
Quote from: Jay on February 11, 2006, 02:06:48 PM
They see Ville towering over his neighbor, who's missing his left eyebrow.

And don't ask for my sources...I can't reveal them
So Ville went to prizon because he didnt do a good job on pluckin' the poor guys eye browl?
Man, Finnish people can be picky when they want to be than.

I was thinking that the neighbor was Bam.
He was trying to move in next to his House just so he can copy him even further.
To the point that Ville got so fed up and wanted to beat the living hell out of him because copy is one thing (as a friendly reminder) immitation is another (creepy thought to come across).

But since Jay has the Source straight out of the Whore's- Mouth.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jay on February 11, 2006, 03:25:31 PM
I like this "Ville was raging" crap, being lost in translation is fun.

But really, that's why the neighbors are refusing to comment and have asked the police to keep quiet.  The guy's missing his left eyebrow, and he got it spin-kicked right off in front of his old lady.  That's embarassing.  Oh, and did I mention that the neighbors were naked and covered in apple sauce?  They were in the middle of "doing the grown-up" when Ville began his journey up the stairs. 

From what I've been told, the couple has weird, kinky, sex that often times involves a small bear cub.  After being home from tour, Ville just wants rest, not to hear the neighbors go on and on in the night.  They've repeatedly asked Ville for discounts at his dad's sex shop, to which Ville has refused.  He does not set the prices, and if you want the Anal Assault 3000, you're going to pay.

But see, I've revealed too much.  The neighbor could have just kept his mouth shut and could have kept his left eyebrow too.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Daedalus on February 11, 2006, 03:32:19 PM
Jay, TMI!

Just because we all know about the kinky-lube related activities of the neighbors doesn't mean we have to discuss it in a public forum!
I'm just glad you didn't bring up thier obsession with ducks. That shit is weird.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jay on February 11, 2006, 03:59:54 PM
Yeah, I will say the duck thing is a bit...off.  How'd you find out about that?  Maybe we have the same source.  According to the Finnish Deep Throat, the police have been called out to the residence before.  The neighbor is apparently some big fish in Helsinki...again, another reason why this is hush-hush.

I know that "simple" kid they had in their custody no longer resides in the home.  The officer told my source that the kid's rectum was "damaged...just damaged."
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: ZomB on February 11, 2006, 05:24:23 PM
hahaha...wtf? you guys are crazy.  :D
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jay on February 11, 2006, 05:45:42 PM
Us? US??  We're not the ones who are damaging the rectums (I speak for myself, I cannot speak for Daedalus) of simple children, ducks and bear cubs in a single afternoon!
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: ZomB on February 11, 2006, 05:55:57 PM
then im glad Ville kicked his ass...poor duckies.   :P
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Daedalus on February 11, 2006, 06:36:09 PM
Hey hey, I damage no such rectums!
But anyone who does that sort of thing to ducks, bears and children deserves to have Ville Valo and co. beat the piss out of them. With flower pots.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Daedalus on February 11, 2006, 06:41:28 PM
Ville has finally issued a comment regarding this incident.

"I did what I had to do. So many things were at stake here. So many [bum-holes]. We may have gone a bit overboard with the roundhouse kicks, but think of the duckies. We had to save the duckies."
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jay on February 11, 2006, 09:46:24 PM
I can't wait until there's a "Little Known Facts About Ville Valo" gag online, like the ones about Chuck Norris.

Fact #616: Ville Valo doesn't read books, he "rages" until they give him the information he wants.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Talullah on February 12, 2006, 01:08:00 AM
HA!!  You guys have it all wrong... those duckies and bear cubs aren't so innocent...just ask the BUNNY!! 

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d44/Endlessdarkmom/villekillerbunny.jpg)

I wonder what this BUNNY knows about bum-holes :P


Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Daedalus on February 12, 2006, 01:53:34 AM
I really didn't wanna say this but...you know that joke, "The Aristocrats"? That's Ville's neighbors. I'll let you figure out how all the animals fit into it.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jay on February 12, 2006, 04:41:39 AM
Hahah, nice photoshop.  And good call on the "Aristocrats" joke.  That's exactly the feel I was going for. Nobody else caught on, though.  Maybe if I would have said "Ville strapped on a latex glove and fingered the neighbor's wife to near death like you would any sort of termite or roach" then people would have caught on.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jay on February 12, 2006, 04:46:08 AM
the phrase "damaged rectum" is still juvenilely funny to me.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: ZomB on February 12, 2006, 08:06:59 AM
yeah...i didnt get it, still dont. gimme a break, im a natural blonde! :o
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Alex on February 12, 2006, 09:52:55 AM
this story sounds me so funny  :D
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: MMH on February 16, 2006, 02:20:34 PM
Quote from: Jay on February 12, 2006, 04:46:08 AM
the phrase "damaged rectum" is still juvenilely funny to me.
I find "rectal assault" to be funnier.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: TheSacramentIsYou on February 17, 2006, 08:18:12 AM
Flower pot! haha
Had to say that
Genius Ville!
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Shane on February 24, 2006, 12:53:19 AM
Ive missed out on so much fun since I decided HIM suck.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: villetx on February 27, 2006, 05:28:22 AM
good! i hope he gets his ass pounded! i bet that'll touch his vampire heart :) ;D
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Drunkin_Love on February 27, 2006, 06:19:17 PM
In the whole situation the flower pot is the real victum.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: angelus2402004 on February 27, 2006, 06:32:44 PM
LOL!!! Good one!! ;D
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: ASkywalker on March 06, 2006, 05:12:36 AM
I wanna be neighbour of Ville :)
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Harker on March 09, 2006, 02:22:44 PM
If someone is still interested in the whole situation
Here on ValoDaily (http://community.livejournal.com/valo_daily/1179244.html) you can read some comments and a translation of a new article in the Ilta Sanomat from March 8 2006
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: ASkywalker on March 09, 2006, 03:35:26 PM
Quote from: Harker on March 09, 2006, 02:22:44 PM
If someone is still interested in the whole situation
Here on ValoDaily ([url]http://community.livejournal.com/valo_daily/1179244.html[/url]) you can read some comments and a translation of a new article in the Ilta Sanomat from March 8 2006


Thanks ..
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Lust on March 09, 2006, 06:34:07 PM
Oh Ville...What a drama queen.

and he is a drunken cunt. Everyone knows it...and that's why
we love him...
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: RAZORBLADEKISSES on March 11, 2006, 04:01:40 AM
Quote from: Lust on March 09, 2006, 06:34:07 PM
Oh Ville...What a drama queen.

and he is a drunken cunt. Everyone knows it...and that's why
we love him...
Amen to that everyone loves a drunken cunt hahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Harker on October 20, 2006, 05:36:08 PM
New 'Fight'
(http://bay01.imagebay.com/_upload/img/9/cover.jpg)
Latest number of the Finnish tabloid Katso -magazine wrote:

Ville Valo ended up in a fight
HIM's frontman Ville Valo, 29, ended up in a fight at the restaurant Hullu Poro (= "Crazy Reindeer") in Levi, Lapland.

Ville Valo, who is turning 30 next month, was seen in many restaurants in the ski center of Levi last weekend. Ville had his bodyguard with him and he was seen talking friendly with his fans and giving autographs to all who asked for one.

Relaxed evening

On Saturday night Ville came early to the Hullu Poro Arena with his bodyguard. Feeling easy and on a good mood he chatted along with the customers of the restaurant as well as with the crew.

By one o'clock at night Ville danced with a local beauty on the dance floor. The man seen with the girl earlier on that night got furious and rushed to the dance floor with fists up in the air.

The bodyguard helped Ville

- The situation was starting to develop to a fight when Ville's bodyguard noticed the situation and came to seperate the two men. After this Ville decided to leave the restaurant, a by-stander told Katso -magazine.

Ville Valo is currently on a well-earned vacation in his homeland. Recently HIM cancelled their Northern American tour for this autumn because of shortage of time. They are in a hurry to create new material to their coming album. The previous record, Dark Light, has sold gold in the USA.

Thanks to Manda (http://www.himclub.com/board/index.php?showtopic=26402) and Raven Harlow (http://community.livejournal.com/valo_daily/1587358.html#cutid1)
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jerry Lee on August 07, 2007, 01:26:18 AM
Deleted. :)
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: redeemer691 on August 27, 2007, 10:28:44 PM
thats great Vilel should have wooped that guys ass it would hacve been soo funny
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: RStrauss1111 on August 29, 2007, 01:37:49 PM
Some of these posts need to be locked, so people cant just run up thier post count.
I mean how old is this news to be responded on now?
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Daedalus on August 29, 2007, 01:51:17 PM
I wish I was a mod so I could take care of crap like this. I just smite the ones who do this to run up post counts.  :)
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Jack Sparrow on August 30, 2007, 08:12:03 AM

n00bs!

old news!  someone please lock the old threads.

Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Florianhermanni on August 30, 2007, 08:50:22 AM
I wonder why mods complain about stupid things...but don't close this thread
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: marta30 on October 07, 2007, 07:48:30 PM
Ville talked about that on Loveline...he didn't act like it was any big deal.
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Harker on October 07, 2007, 07:55:05 PM
Yeah sorry, you are a bit too late...
That Loveline show was almost one and a half year ago  ::)
Title: Re: Ville Valo Arrested
Post by: Len777 on October 08, 2007, 01:23:35 PM
i'm gonna lock this all these newbies posting in old assa topics just to get their post counts up plus this is so old. not exactly news anymore.