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HIM => News & Rumors => Topic started by: FRO on April 01, 2010, 03:02:44 AM

Title: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS MAJOR BOWEL MOVEMENT......
Post by: FRO on April 01, 2010, 03:02:44 AM
BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERED FROM A MAJOR BOWEL MOVEMENT ON ROUTE TO Cleavland, Ohio; MEASURES 8 INCHES WIDE!
.......I hope he's ok......



http://www.newsnet5.com/subindex/singerHIMattack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

 :( :( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK......
Post by: 616 on April 01, 2010, 04:12:02 AM
I did not click on the link,but i think you are joking because of 1st april :D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK......
Post by: vampireheart616 on April 01, 2010, 09:57:18 AM
BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK ON ROUTE TO Cleavland, Ohio.......I hope he's ok......



[url]http://www.newsnet5.com/subindex/singerHIMattack[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0[/url])

 :( :( :'( :'( :'( :'(



motherfucker :D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK......
Post by: S. Carnage Esq. on April 01, 2010, 11:21:51 AM
Good job on the News Net 5 though. For those that don't live in the area, that's one of the Cleveland area stations.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK......
Post by: Politex on April 01, 2010, 11:23:35 AM
nice joke lol , almost got me
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK......
Post by: snuffupakiss on April 01, 2010, 02:04:27 PM
i do have a twisted sense of humor...but i did not find that funny..
my fiance died from a heart attack.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK......
Post by: FRO on April 01, 2010, 03:13:17 PM
Im sorry to hear about your fiance......
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS MAJOR BOWEL MOVEMENT......
Post by: Harker on April 01, 2010, 05:01:17 PM
Breaking news:

Twitter from Linde (http://twitter.com/DLioneye):
Just came back from the hospital. My wrist is broken. Looks like the rest of the tour is canceled! I can't believe this! Not again!!!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK......
Post by: LonelyRoad on April 01, 2010, 05:41:25 PM
i do have a twisted sense of humor...but i did not find that funny..
my fiance died from a heart attack.

i have a very twisted sense of humor...and i found what you just said hilarious.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS HEART ATTACK......
Post by: snuffupakiss on April 01, 2010, 05:52:11 PM
i do have a twisted sense of humor...but i did not find that funny..
my fiance died from a heart attack.

i have a very twisted sense of humor...and i found what you just said hilarious.

yeah, its taken me years to laugh about heart attacks. considering my fiance died while masterbating.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS MAJOR BOWEL MOVEMENT......
Post by: LonelyRoad on April 01, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
you shoulda been givin dat shit up then!. theres no one to blame but yourself.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS MAJOR BOWEL MOVEMENT......
Post by: Jay on April 01, 2010, 06:19:08 PM
Oh man, nothing worse than dying while masturbating.  I've gotten close, but never actually died...just blacked out for a few minutes.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS MAJOR BOWEL MOVEMENT......
Post by: LonelyRoad on April 01, 2010, 06:51:34 PM
LOLZ

(http://robertjerome.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/david-carradaine-001.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!! VILLE VALO SUFFERS MAJOR BOWEL MOVEMENT......
Post by: snuffupakiss on April 01, 2010, 08:01:39 PM
you shoulda been givin dat shit up then!. theres no one to blame but yourself.

i gave it up plenty of times. to the point of exhaustion.
i blame his use of viagra.