The Sacrament

HIM => Discussion => Topic started by: Jay on April 04, 2013, 08:12:23 PM

Title: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 04, 2013, 08:12:23 PM
The Tears on Tape video came out today, and our man Burton looks like he doesn't want to be there at all.  I present exhibit A. 

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/546152_535704003147734_169170543_n.png)

So, we'll have some fun.  Come up with the best caption (judged by myself and your peers), and I'll send you:

Solitary Man Promo cut-out card
Jimmy Franks Razorblade Romance Promo card
Jimmy Franks Razorblade Romance sticker
Jimmy Franks DS&BH, Video Collection, and Razorblade Romance promo card
Heartagram Darklight promo card

Feel free to submit as many captions as you want.  We'll figure out who wins on Sunday 4/7
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Fearxforthebest on April 04, 2013, 08:23:05 PM
(http://i.oodleimg.com/item/3228271842u_0x424x360f?1353102245)"hey..at least They squeezed the fisher price keyboard into the budget otherwise this would be a lot less fun"

This will keep me entertained at work for the night haha
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 04, 2013, 08:28:02 PM
"'sup, bitches?"

Though mine is unoffical, haha.
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Sammy on April 04, 2013, 08:48:01 PM
"Do you even tickle the ivories, bro?"
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Rasta666 on April 04, 2013, 08:48:49 PM
My attempt:
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Inferno on April 04, 2013, 09:12:52 PM
"Here's my chance to 1-up Grumpy Cat"

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/406/325/b31.jpg)(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/406/346/fd3.jpg)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Daedalus on April 04, 2013, 10:13:10 PM
"I'm all out of fucks to give today."
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: The Bloody Glove on April 05, 2013, 01:52:51 AM
"...."
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 05, 2013, 12:29:00 PM
I guess nobody thought it was as funny as me...
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Il_Grinch on April 05, 2013, 12:59:01 PM
I guess nobody thought it was as funny as me...

I find his face unbelievably sad, it makes me want to cry.
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 05, 2013, 01:52:22 PM
No no, he's not sad.  He's having an unbelievably great time.  As I said before, he's wearing his party shirt underneath.  It says "I Fuck On The First Date"
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Alex on April 05, 2013, 03:11:40 PM
No not the face... see how he is clapping on the keyboard.. plamppp plamppp  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Heartagram dan on April 05, 2013, 04:49:06 PM
This might sound weird and perverted but = "Babe,these keyboard keys aren't the only thing getting a fingering today". And my brother said this so no hate please XD
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: ISKREEM on April 05, 2013, 05:49:21 PM
The fact that he's on the floor playing a tiny ass keyboard reminded me of this guy.

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090301042652/peanuts/images/8/87/Schroeder.jpg)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: marta30 on April 05, 2013, 08:02:50 PM
"I love my job, I love my job, I love...."
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Daedalus on April 05, 2013, 09:16:01 PM
If you stare back at him long enough, you'll start hearing the lyrics to Fortress of Tears.
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: shanemaloney on April 05, 2013, 10:09:51 PM
Here's my little caption hahah  ;D
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: laura88 on April 06, 2013, 12:32:04 AM
When I saw that face all I could think of is this "Don't even care"

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ronswanson-dontevencare.gif (http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ronswanson-dontevencare.gif)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Daedalus on April 06, 2013, 12:35:39 AM
+1 for the Ron Swanson reference!
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: monkersville on April 06, 2013, 01:33:24 AM
I don't always make an appearance, but when I do I drop a deuce :)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: black_jack on April 06, 2013, 05:36:43 AM
(http://s14.directupload.net/images/130406/ngkqa9dh.jpg)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: 616 on April 06, 2013, 06:47:48 AM
my try

Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: indii on April 06, 2013, 12:41:02 PM
 :-\


Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jerry Lee on April 06, 2013, 11:49:39 PM
"I could shit a better song"
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Harker on April 07, 2013, 05:55:22 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/20a9agg.jpg)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 09, 2013, 11:26:47 AM
So who wins this? Ya'll decide.
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: 616 on April 09, 2013, 11:28:14 AM
only one can be a winner, me of course  ;D ;D ;D ;D not
you decide, you sterted it ,or make a poll ,that poll we have on the main portal page is old
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Harker on April 09, 2013, 03:17:16 PM
One more:
(http://i50.tinypic.com/do87m0.jpg)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Heartagram dan on April 12, 2013, 06:08:42 PM
Yeah, a poll should be made. And captions should end when the poll is created, and this poll should have all the names of contributors. Then we can ask for the whole forum to try and vote?  :)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Eric616 on April 13, 2013, 12:51:14 AM
"Why am I here? I could be fucking on the first date!"
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: six6sixways2love on April 13, 2013, 04:08:44 AM
Regardless of any contest, here's mine

(http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/492/burtonsy.jpg)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 13, 2013, 09:18:48 AM
Haha, ok, keep going then...everything has been kind of crazy for me this week. 
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 18, 2013, 03:41:15 PM
Alright, let me know who you guys think should win.  Let's get this thread over and done with. :)
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Inferno on April 18, 2013, 04:42:41 PM
This is my "I'm gonna take a break and sit on my ass" album.
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Heartagram dan on April 18, 2013, 05:51:38 PM
I can see this being a type of post where we say "Let's end and vote",and then people will just keep contributing, like a contest that doesn't end.
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 18, 2013, 07:13:25 PM
Seems like that's what's happening, haha...
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Inferno on April 18, 2013, 09:31:42 PM
"Why pretend when this is all I did for this song"
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Fearxforthebest on April 19, 2013, 10:15:44 AM
"i could've sworn the director said 'this is the part with tits' not this is the part where he sits"
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Jay on April 25, 2013, 11:32:17 PM
This might sound weird and perverted but = "Babe,these keyboard keys aren't the only thing getting a fingering today". And my brother said this so no hate please XD

In the interest of getting on with this, I say this is the winner.  Dan, PM me your info and I'll send your shit.
Title: Re: Burton's Party Face - Caption Contest
Post by: Heartagram dan on May 05, 2013, 05:41:55 PM
This might sound weird and perverted but = "Babe,these keyboard keys aren't the only thing getting a fingering today". And my brother said this so no hate please XD

In the interest of getting on with this, I say this is the winner.  Dan, PM me your info and I'll send your shit.

I've sent you my address, thank you very much mate. :) The postal service in the UK is crap so you might want to make sure the package is secure. I'm looking forward to receiving the items, and again, thank you!